ITT: post interview kino
ITT: post interview kino
Ryan Lewis
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Elijah Harris
Is he fat again yet?
Oliver Barnes
yes, but it's for a role
Michael Anderson
Jonas would do anything for a role.
Brody Lopez
Michael Diaz
His smile GONE
His optimism GONE
His pig demon brother GONE
Blake Green
It never ceases to amaze me how fucked up that lady is. This always reminds me of high school.
Asher Sullivan
Ornella is a hero. Please.
Caleb Hughes
she did nothing wrong, jonah just can't handle banter
Easton Jones
>Superbad was 16 years ago
Tyler Barnes
Typical roastie desu
Jonathan Wood
Prepare yourselves
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Dominic Walker
Parker Hill
God I hate young women.
Jeremiah Martin
SAVAGE!
Mason Turner
>reporter disses lotr as a joke movie
>jonah hill corrects him that its a great film
ourguy
Asher King
Christopher Sanders
How do you guys deal with public speaking/generally being put on the spot in public while tons of people are watching?
Kevin Taylor
Glad somebody else caught that. That reporter was dumb as shit and should know nobody expected the movies to make money at all
Hunter Stewart
And they hate you, so everyone's happy ;^)
Alexander Wright
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This really was kino
Jaxson Powell
both of those Harmony Korine on Letterman interviews. made more incredible by the fact that he was supposed to be on a third time but removed from the building after getting caught going through Meryl Streep's purse.
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Josiah Hall
>43 mins
Come on nigguh
Aaron Rivera
>high school graduation
>school is relatively small and they do this thing where they call out 3 to 4 names and those kids need to come up on stage and their head teacher (I don't know if that system exists in other countries, but in my country every student has a designated teacher that is their "head teacher", who is essentially their high school guide) will tell those students a fun little bit and tell the audience something short about the students
>after three groups my name is called
>they don't call any other names
>head teacher looks at me
>"user I WANT YOU HERE BY YOURSELF"
>I go up on stage
>she gives some weird sign
>a song starts playing that references my name
>"user I picked this song for you"
>she lets the song play in its entirety, which is already longer than the usual duration of an entire group speech
>when the song is done she goes into a 45 minute talk about why I'm her favorite student ever and all other students should be like me
>ends it all with "our time here together was like a love story!" while winking at me
>one kid's dad (I never found out who) starts laughing like a madman and shouts "what the fuck" a few times
>more people start laughing
>a few start clapping
>everyone's clapping
>teacher starts clapping too
>as I take my HS diploma from her hands she kisses me on the cheek
>awkwardly walk off stage
>shake some of my former teacher's hands
>my french teacher says "ooh user come here" and also kisses me on the cheek
>go home right away instead of staying for some chit chat like most do
>avoid contact with everyone from high school aside from a handful of very close friends
>a few months later I meet someone from HS and he tells me that the speech my teacher gave about me was the only thing others wanted to talk about for a week, and that according to his younger brother the event has become a huge meme at school
>never knew why she did it since she wasn't all that nice to me during class (she wasn't nice to anyone t b h)
Lucas Walker
Was she cute?
Nolan Perez
reposting from yesterday when I originally posted that story
Not really. She was very skinny, VERY tall (6'5, maybe), trap-like broad shoulders, badly bleached hair, and not a very pretty face. Psychopath tier blue eyes. I love skinny tall chicks but she was horrid. She was in her 40s and married with children too.
Pic related is what I DO like to give you an idea of how to interpret my perspective.
Kevin Miller
Is this jew playing the role of a jew in hollywood?
Justin Stewart
Post more videos of jews being mocked.
Gabriel Edwards
hahahaha what the fuck
Connor Martin
user, you blew it!
Nathan Phillips
Dude she wanted your dick
So did your French teacher
You should look them up
Joshua Nelson
This whole interview is hilarious "The idea in America is to get the girls drunk enough to go home with you, In Iceland it's to get the girls home with you before they get so drunk that they're passing out in your bathroom while vomiting all over you...that's the trick" cracks me up how seriously he says it and then just stares at Conan like he has just explained a film making technique or something.
Anthony Powell
It's like a comedy sketch.
Grayson Davis
See I had no interest in her then. I have no interest in her now.
The French teacher was a much nicer lady (and a good teacher!), but she was also old and married with children. In fact, her "ostensibly promiscuous" daughter who went to our school made a pass at me two or three times while I was in HS, but she was way too young for me and she seemed far too normal for me anyway. Is it common for parents/children to be attracted to the same people?
Jace Martinez
Cooper Wright
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He probably killed her after this interview
Grayson Moore
>Is it common for parents/children to be attracted to the same people?
All signs point to yes, me and my dad just tag-teamed your mum for example
Brandon Flores
sick
Austin Collins
Kek
Alexander Ortiz
Liam Diaz
good ole chris
Tyler Price
a tootsie roll
Jeremiah Torres
>Yeah, that's right. Keep stuttering, you fat fuck! Don't you look at me. That's right, bitch. Keep crying, McJonald's. Fat fuck. Go away.
Joseph Green
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Literally any interview with Refn. The man is a tour de force of autism.
Angel Ward
holy shit
Cameron Cruz
no neck? wtf?
Zachary Flores
no chin my man
Connor Martinez
BASED GOOSE.
John Hernandez
>money ball
>beautiful
this guy is so fucking pretentious
Alexander Jackson
Imagine being this cucked,
Blake Reyes
imagine being a hollywood star and still get bullied lmao
Jackson Walker
based
Asher Fisher
Ayden Bell
That kid is miles ahead of everyone else. Some people just cant appreciate satire.
Mason Diaz
>okay ....thanks
Cooper Baker
based birb
Ayden Edwards
That second one was really good.
Christopher Sanchez
S T I C C
Gavin Carter
Was that Dennis Reynolds?
Jace Thompson
Jonathan Roberts
After Jonah told her she likes getting sodomized.
Matthew Cook
That dad is a legend lmao
I'm in bits laughing at this story user
Henry Peterson
IS HE STILL THA FAT GUY THO???
Charles Garcia
jew
Jace Parker
>be me
Adrian Clark
?
Carson Flores
this
Brody Turner
Seeing the title, this turned out to be is pretty much exactly what I expected it to be. 90s were a radical time, man.
Nicholas Jackson
10/10
Jose Baker
L E G E N D
Andrew Martin
Robert Brooks
>The idea in America is to get the girls drunk enough to go home with you
I have never done this. Fuck this faggot world.
Michael Lopez
Sounds like you're the faggot here, champ
Luke Robinson
David Reyes
Shut the fuck up rapist. I hope you get fired you fucking queer.
Juan Edwards
Why do they always change their names?
Colton Davis
LOOK AT THIS DUDE.
Jose Ortiz
...
Angel Wilson
>ends it all with "our time here together was like a love story!" while winking at me
>as I take my HS diploma from her hands she kisses me on the cheek
>never knew why she did it
the big questions here is were you attractive, and was she attractive?
Oliver Hernandez
i can't wait for his new trilogy
Logan Myers
Kek fucking hell gotta love this spazoid
Bentley Gray
>were you attractive
I guess I was sort of becoming attractive at that time and got out of my awkward teen phase.
>was she attractive
See
Nicholas Gonzalez
shame she wasn't attractive, golden opportunity despite her autism
Juan Flores
>despite her autism
I don't think she was autistic at all. Nothing in her regular behavior hinted at it. She was as normal as it gets. Just very delusional.
Landon Martin
:(
Jack Howard
>The man is a tour de force of autism.
In a charming way.
Connor Smith
She did a good job though now that fatso got skinny, bullying is natural selection forcing you to either get healthy or die already.
I still hope Johna fails the diet, blobs it up again and just show up for a rematch just to shoot up the place and fulfill his destiny
Josiah Howard
She did absolutely nothing wrong. Who bullied you?
Henry Mitchell
>"what the fuck"
Leo Harris
heh
Gavin Sanchez
I still can't make all the way through this
Blake Walker
pure kino coming through
Robert Williams
>Be you
>?
I was so embarrassed lol
Josiah Sanders