Humanity is gone extinct long time ago and only animals populate earth. Suddenly, a team of extraterrestrial archeologists come to explore the ruins of our planet.
Their first expedition is uneventful until they find a box contained two things: a functional DVD/Blu-Ray of the last animated movie you watched and a dusty, but well preserved print of the last comic you read. They immediatly head back to their homeworld with the newfound items.
Based on these two things, and keeping in mind they have no knowledge of our language and thus will guide solely from visuals, what would these aliens' first impression of humanity be, Sup Forums?
Jaxson Clark
Transformers: The Movie and Godzilla in Hell
Interdasting.
Lucas Barnes
>The tragedy of man >Watchmen Nice
Dominic Turner
>Prince of Egypt >The Sandman
Huh. They are going to have some weird ideas about the history of earth.
Isaiah Adams
>The Lego Movie >My Little Pony
huh.
Julian Price
>Alpha and Omega >Gold Digger
Parker Miller
>Heavy metal 1981 >Hellboy Library Edition 3
The aliens will think we have quite a number of monsters and we are very much into sexual intercourse.
Samuel Jackson
>Grave of the Fireflies >Black Hole
Christ
Julian Gomez
>Batman and Mr. Freeze: Subzero >Multiversity They'll be able to put together what the movie was about,but I seriously fucking doubt that they would understand Grant and his insanity.
Zachary Taylor
>Superman vs. The Elite >All-Star Superman
Looks like they think we worshiped Superman. And also that they shouldn't fuck with our sun, because he might still be in there.
Brandon Carter
>Samurai Jack >All Roads Earth is a barren, arid wasteland with small dense pockets of humans scattered across the planet controlled by an ageless fragment of a long gone species or they interpret Aku as a metaphor for another advanced civilization that conquered Earth
Ethan Sanders
> Rock and Rule > Blacksad: Artic Storm
They'll think we were a bunch of furries, that's what they'll think
Noah Morris
>A Boy and His Dog >It Hurts
They're not going to get a great perspective.
Carson Garcia
>Hercules >Preacher
Kayden Hill
The Last Movie was Lord of the RIngs Return of the King.
The last comic was Superman Rebirth.
Brayden Richardson
>iron giant >jean grey #2
might be cool
Isaiah Davis
>Golden Boy >Akira (volume 3)
Hmm.
Aaron Brown
Flashpoint paradox and secret empire 3.
Evan Smith
OP instead of going to all that trouble you could have just typed what's the latest animated crap watched + comic you read
Jeremiah Torres
Ayy lmao
Wyatt Martinez
>Iron Giant >Earth 2 The people of Earth had good taste and something something Superman.
Jaxon Cook
>Boko no pico >some random shota/women hentai comic
I am sorry everyone.
Zachary Nguyen
kys desu
Cameron Brown
>Akira >The Coffin
They probably think our planet had patrician taste.
Noah Morales
>The Powerpuff Girls Movie >Cage!
Samuel Turner
>aliens come millions of lightyears on an archeological dig >pack up and go home after finding just two artefacts
these aliens are retards
Juan Wright
Alien (1979) and Sandman special: The Song of Orpheus
They're gonna get spookied real good
Xavier Campbell
>The Powerpuff Girls Movie >Legion of Super Heroes (1984) #44
They'd probably be intrigued by our tales of alchemizing progeny from groceries and abstract lifeforms from different dimensions.
Owen Cruz
Do and are we not?
Anthony Flores
>Zootopia >Final Crisis: Superman Beyond
Holy shit Gestalt furries
Leo Brown
Man acting like monsters yes, physical monsters not as much. But we really ar einto sex.
Jeremiah Moore
>Ghost in the Shell >Haunt vol. 2
Alexander Gomez
>Justice League Dark >Batman: The Doom That Came to Gotham They'll probably view capeshit as totemic, quasi-religious hero-worship tales in the vein of the Epic of Gilgamesh or the Twelve Labours of Heracles. Too bad they didn't find All-Star Superman instead.
John Edwards
>That one weird Warhammer 40k animated movie >Resident Alien I don't know what would be weirder for them