10,000 YEARS IN THE FUTURE

Humanity is gone extinct long time ago and only animals populate earth. Suddenly, a team of extraterrestrial archeologists come to explore the ruins of our planet.

Their first expedition is uneventful until they find a box contained two things: a functional DVD/Blu-Ray of the last animated movie you watched and a dusty, but well preserved print of the last comic you read. They immediatly head back to their homeworld with the newfound items.

Based on these two things, and keeping in mind they have no knowledge of our language and thus will guide solely from visuals, what would these aliens' first impression of humanity be, Sup Forums?

Transformers: The Movie and Godzilla in Hell

Interdasting.

>The tragedy of man
>Watchmen
Nice

>Prince of Egypt
>The Sandman

Huh. They are going to have some weird ideas about the history of earth.

>The Lego Movie
>My Little Pony

huh.

>Alpha and Omega
>Gold Digger

>Heavy metal 1981
>Hellboy Library Edition 3

The aliens will think we have quite a number of monsters and we are very much into sexual intercourse.

>Grave of the Fireflies
>Black Hole

Christ

>Batman and Mr. Freeze: Subzero
>Multiversity
They'll be able to put together what the movie was about,but I seriously fucking doubt that they would understand Grant and his insanity.

>Superman vs. The Elite
>All-Star Superman

Looks like they think we worshiped Superman. And also that they shouldn't fuck with our sun, because he might still be in there.

>Samurai Jack
>All Roads
Earth is a barren, arid wasteland with small dense pockets of humans scattered across the planet controlled by an ageless fragment of a long gone species or they interpret Aku as a metaphor for another advanced civilization that conquered Earth

> Rock and Rule
> Blacksad: Artic Storm

They'll think we were a bunch of furries, that's what they'll think

>A Boy and His Dog
>It Hurts

They're not going to get a great perspective.

>Hercules
>Preacher

The Last Movie was Lord of the RIngs Return of the King.

The last comic was Superman Rebirth.

>iron giant
>jean grey #2

might be cool

>Golden Boy
>Akira (volume 3)

Hmm.

Flashpoint paradox and secret empire 3.

OP instead of going to all that trouble you could have just typed what's the latest animated crap watched + comic you read

Ayy lmao

>Iron Giant
>Earth 2
The people of Earth had good taste and something something Superman.

>Boko no pico
>some random shota/women hentai comic

I am sorry everyone.

kys desu

>Akira
>The Coffin

They probably think our planet had patrician taste.

>The Powerpuff Girls Movie
>Cage!

>aliens come millions of lightyears on an archeological dig
>pack up and go home after finding just two artefacts

these aliens are retards

Alien (1979)
and Sandman special: The Song of Orpheus

They're gonna get spookied real good

>The Powerpuff Girls Movie
>Legion of Super Heroes (1984) #44

They'd probably be intrigued by our tales of alchemizing progeny from groceries and abstract lifeforms from different dimensions.

Do and are we not?

>Zootopia
>Final Crisis: Superman Beyond

Holy shit Gestalt furries

Man acting like monsters yes, physical monsters not as much. But we really ar einto sex.

>Ghost in the Shell
>Haunt vol. 2

>Justice League Dark
>Batman: The Doom That Came to Gotham
They'll probably view capeshit as totemic, quasi-religious hero-worship tales in the vein of the Epic of Gilgamesh or the Twelve Labours of Heracles. Too bad they didn't find All-Star Superman instead.

>That one weird Warhammer 40k animated movie
>Resident Alien
I don't know what would be weirder for them