20 fucking years in the can

20 fucking years in the can.

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Is that the Shah of Iran?

I wanted manicott, I compromised. I jacked off into grilled cheese.

I wanted to jerk off onto my Mio Akiyama dakimakura, Tony-san. I compromised. I fucked a 3DPD Puerto-Rican whoooar.

>jerking off in a tissue

what a loser lol

I neva got that at all Philly.

I wanted manigot. I compromised. I got a shinebox

he was about to admit he fucked dudes in the shower and liked it but he pussied out

the homicide detective told em Vito had a poo-choo rammed up his ass

I ate cum off the radiator. More Butchie.

>he and Rallphie were the only two to survive a season only to be killed in the follow-up season

>20 years in the can
>I wanted to fuck a woman, I hacked off into a tissue"
>"you see where I'm going?"
>"yeah"
>*takes a hit of cigar*

what did he mean by this?

I wanted to jack off into the Shah of Iran so I compromised, I ate grilled cheese off a shinebox

HE'S A FAGGOT-ASS, CORNHOLIN' COCKSUCKER WHO SHOULD FUCKIN' DIE!!

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He died not even 4 months ago.

F

One of my favorite Sopranos lines of all time.

Fat piece of shit.

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Best sopranos edit I've seen in a long time.

You know Quasimodo predicted all of this?

What kind of establishment makes toilet stalls like that?

Would you? pic related

are you retarded, everybody would

a better "would you" is melfi (I would)

without question

giv one thousands dollas

pussy's wired for sound

my pussy?

A) She was a Hooooooooooooooooooer

B) She hit me!

5 years. Just a little bit.

My favourite scene:

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"Vito, was blowing, the security guard"

What was Ralph trying to prove here?

>have a breadstick

I never understand how all them overreact when Finn says "Vito was blowing him". Finn was way into the detail story already by now & only when Silvio ask him about the blowing scene that he let out that "Vito was blowing the guy".

I thought they already knew by then.

They made all toilets open plan ever since the Gigi incident

Another 10 seconds effort and we could have a truly great gif

Melfi is milfy and she has the best legs on the show.

Fuckin coalburning whooar id rather jerkoff for the next 20 years in the can

I'm sorry. I know you like him...

Like him? I fuckin' LOVE him.

Daily reminder Phil did nothing wrong

I didn't even know Home Alone dad died too.

Was her nude scene a body double?

>Think about it. Vito and his sudden weight loss.

Letting someone blow you isn't too bad in the Mafia (especially in prison) because you're still the dominant one. They flipped when they realised Vito was actually blowing him and not the other way around

>tfw you stick motherfucking provolone in your socks at night so they smell like Matthew Belavaqua's sister's crotch in the morning

was carlo the most pointless character? fucking added nothing to the group.

Well he did kill that one NY capo, so in a way he was kinda pivotal

Why would Finn leave a big detail out like that to them? He told Meadow then Meadow told her mom & her friend, yet didn't tell Tony about that detail when her mom said "You just gotta hear what you daughter just said".

no that would be Raymond
I've seen the show multiple times and still don't understand why he existed

This has to be my favorite line.

so he could talk about the economy

>qu'est-ce que c'est message machine broken?

I always confused him for older Carmine. Too similar of a look. His storyline had a funny finisht o it tho.

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3:15
>Want Shum?

god I want to cream meadow so bad

Kino waif material. Super cute and would be a fantastic mommy.

>what esh did he shay
is it me or did tony's accent get more annoying as the sopranos went on. I remember in the pilot, there was barely an accent. I think I liked that best made him more human.

"the" something

>put vito on da fone asshole

let me tell you a couple of three things

There's no scraps in my scrapbook.

>you cho chalking bout me again?
No it's not you, it gets more annoying as the show progressed. It's comical

Is it just me or did the Shah look way more like Paulie?

thats a big ribbon rack

D...that wasn't my kid she was carrying.

Carmella could you please shut the dooooooooooooooooooooooooooor

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...

In later seasons he kinda sounded like Bugs Bunny sometimes.

Imagine that said today.

is it any good?

>I'll tell ya after a meal like that I could use a nice piece of ass.

those are her tits because they're in the same shot as her face, so i figure that's also her ass

...

He ratted on Tony and got him indicted

That show wouldn't survive today. The womanizing, sexism, racism, melfi rape, Christopher beating Adriana, beating a pregnant stripper ect.

everytime i see this scene i crack up..
fuck you Sup Forums

Yup, couldn't be made today for any amount of critical praise. The fact that the Mobsters being ignorant was never portrayed positively and the show was obviously left leaning means nothing. Stugots

Really? That's the worst one I've ever seen.

plus the whole novelty of the series at first was the at the time very modern psychology aspect with the whole therapy thing. The 90s was the beginning of things like anti depressants and children being on ADHD medication, so The Sopranos making things like that being such and integral part of the story at first made it more interesting than just being "hits and tits"

Plus we're in the age of diversity and strong women, doesn't matter if they're Italian that's still white. Also media with mobs is usually a power fantasy for men. And we can't have that can we.
Reeeeee

Imagine this joke on TV today:

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Only if you're dipping your balls in it

>the show was obviously left leaning

Da fuck? How so, besides the therapy?

Not many stand-up guys like Raymond nowadays.

Gold, Jerry! Pure gold!

You’re an idiot if you believe this
Their homophobia is obviously not depicted as a positive character trait

even tony has regrets about how they deal with vito

go away david chase

Left leaning for 2006, so it's basically beyond subtle by modern standards. Just typical stuff, like how Harris's terror assignment is always shown to be completely fruitless, and petty in nature. Rewatch it, it's clear that the show runners were progressive types.
Doesn't matter, the very fact that it's said and how it's said would be problematic. Remember how they freaked out when Sansa got raped?

I'LL SUCK ALL YOUR COCKS

Lady Shy is my WapFu

what kind of a man has sex with his second cousin

Whaddayu, the Cardinal?

>coalburner whoah
>good mommy

Anyone have a clip of this?

>Jamal Ginsberg, the Hasidic Homeboy
Shit, this show had amazing dialogue

Ask Youtube

Checked, no dice...

Fucking idiot.

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pretty hot

people would lose their minds

i can almost hear the screeching and reeeeeeeee right now

only made it to teh arrs

HEH HEH