APOLOGIZE

>coherent story
>female protagonist that's actually believable
>fits well into the established story
>kino cinematography
>actual consequences (characters die and die for a reason)
>old empire
This film is practically flawless compared to the rest of nu wars.

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No.

I hereby unironically apologize.

I always liked it. Best film in the entire franchise. RO and ESB can nude mud-wrestle for supremacy.

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Oceans 11 did a better version of "shit ton of characters heist movie" (both the original and the remake than this did, and this had the benefit of star wars world design.

Just sit back and rub your chin on that one.

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The biggest thing bugging me about this film is the two asians. Did they have any other point than to sell tickets to the chinese? Useless for the story. The whole Bor Gullet thing was also pretty pointless.

You have utter shit taste in films.

This shot wasn't even in the final film.

Force-wannabes were cool.

I dunno man I kinda feel like the group needed a tank and the asian that wasn't blind kinda fit that roll...he was DPS.

The blind asian Donatello with the stick was probably just selling tickets in China though.

I always liked it

The real trilogy

Episode 3 - Rogue One - Episode 4

But it will be in my wankbank forever.

>APOLOGIZE
kys disney damage control shills

donnie yen is great have you never watched ip man?

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it has almost no story because its character driven with no characters

I genuinely never understood the extreme hate for the movie. Didn't ruin any pre-existing characters, didn't have any serious plot holes, Felicity Jones is hot as fuck and made a decent lead, and the ending was better than majority of the trilogy's endings.

Wasn't the perfect film, but an alright standalone movie.

It's a great movie and the soundtrack gets better with time.

I've seen the Ip Man trilogy but his character in R1 was still pointless and had no reason to be there.

I agree.

Pretty much this. The film is a drag until they get to Scarif.

Can't get past the Feminism and Forced Diversity.

Sorry.

fug

Why are you so threatened by equality?

Jin > Rey

Sorry Daisy fags

>This film is practically flawless compared to the rest of nu wars.

>compare mediocre to shit
>mediocre is better

Well, yeah, ok, I mean, what should we talk about?

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>coherent story
don't even get me fucking started
>female protagonist that's actually believable
"my transport into a death camp is being hijacked! better beat the shit out of the guy who wants to take off my cuffs with a shovel!"
You are right, typical woman.
>fits well into the established story
more unnecessary than the prequel trilogy
adds a load of shit that's never seen again in the OT, like the fucking asian smartgun, Storm trooper tanks, death troopers, and stupendously sophisticated droids like K2SO
>kino cinematography
pretty pictures, yeah, like a tiny corvette destroying two Imperial classes and a space station, bravo
fuck's sake
>actual consequences (characters die and die for a reason)
for being in a retarded pre-sequel and never existing in subsequent material
>old empire
sucking their cock for showing you CGI Vader and Tarkin for 30 seconds, no thanks

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I like the movie but it struggles to start.
Is in no way perfect, just bit more genuine than the new main storyline.

absolute perfection.

Why are the x-wings rocking side to side? Do objects have to pointlessly move to be visually interesting?

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>a bunch of ESL actors that can barely speak English, much less act with it
Nah, it sucks.

It's settled then

You know what?

I hated R1 at the time, more than TLJ upon seeing it, but having meditated on the matter, I think TLJ is worse.

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the absolute worst star wars film and that's fucking saying something after last jedi

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the robot spoke the best english. jesus christ, im not a stickler but come the fuck on, if youre gonna get yaag sbarro with it, get jiggy with it then.

because most animators are retards that want to animate instead of tell a believable story

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Sir you dropped this bait.

Cause they did that in the OT
>being this much of a pleb

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>its a white woman collects ethnic minorities as pets episode

Was that Porkins' son?

>characters die and die for a reason
What about the black guy with the breathing mask? He died for no reason at all

He was black

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Why do I find these action scenes so boring, despite all the amazing visual effects work on screen?

I found the opening bombing mission and the final battle on Crait in TLJ to be a lot more engaging despite being much simpler in setup and execution.

>Destroying an AT-AT with an infantry weapon

Should I even ask for an explanation?

This scene was such bullshit. In ESB, it was established that AT-ATs were heavily armored and very difficult to bring down. In R1, some monkey thing with a space m249 demolishes them in seconds.
What the fuck?

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Soyboy

I assumed it's because the gun fired a blue projectile making it some kind of energy weapon.

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In in-universe lorefag autism I think it's not as heavily armored as a normal AT-AT because it's main purpose to haul freight

but in reality it's a fucking movie so who the fuck cares you sperg

Its not a AT-AT

Did you happen to notice that they're not AT-ATs?

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Not in some distractingly exaggerated way

fuck you faggot

Right, how could I forget that blue lasers were the one threat to huge military machines

>The blind asian Donatello
It's Yen, DONNIE YEN.

not bait whatsoever

The last ~50 minutes are very good, but the movie as a whole isn't

because you are a pleb

>>female protagonist that's actually believable
youtube.com/watch?v=krEVIKga14M

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boring from start to finish desu

Infantry in front of mechanized units? Surely it would be better the other way round to walk behind and possible avoid being stepped on too.

Anything released after the Disney aquisition is irredeemable garbage, this was just much less shitty than 7 and 8

>one of the x-wing is literally flopping around
ok soyboy

Because you have no sense of imagination or wonder.

who gives a fuck about a bunch of redshirt pilots and a bunch of TIE fighters blowing each other up?

Then what the fuck are they? I'm not going to dig through fucking wookiepedia like some lorefag autist to find out they were some subset of AT-ATs. They look similar enough that no one without Asperger's would notice that shit.

Show, don't tell

>demolishes men in full bodyarmor with a fucking telescopic stick

>who the fuck cares

Well I didn't see the movie. So not me

Nigger even I knew they aren't AT-AT without looking at some lore shit, stop being a brainlet

ROTS - RO - ANH sounds like a good idea. I might try that someday.

liking rogue one

casual fans should be rounded up and killed

a Mexican man gets the white woman. gg no re niggers.

>Makes a lorefag autist complaint
>I'm not a lorefag autist

>This film is practically flawless compared to the rest of nu wars
you are correct. when i first saw it, it was garbage. but after the last jedi i rewatched it, and in comparison rogue one is such a better movie. holy shit. it makes it look like its a really good movie

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>coherent story
Sure. Better than anything since ROTJ.
>female protagonist that's actually believable
Her taking out an entire squad of stormtroopers was too much and it reduced them to nonthreatening cartoon characters, though everything else was fine.
>fits well into the established story
The droids aren't with Leia, Vader is out of character, and Leia denying the accusations at the beginning seems kind of stupid now. But otherwise it's okay.
>kino cinematography
Yes
>actual consequences (characters die and die for a reason)
Sure
>old empire
Yes

Nigger you are rainman but for capeshit instead of math

I genuinely feel sorry for you. Your life must be shit

Can you believe the two women in the middle are the same age?

and together they have la creatura, now finally perfected, my fighting amerimutts

>pre-established lore should be retconned because my little brain can't comprehend it
the absolute state of normalfags

it wouldve been great if she whacked one on the head and he just stood there like nothing happened then whacked her right back with his rifle. nice establishment of the troopers as nothing to fuck with. but no, shes a bad bitch, she grew up tough, her twig frame is actually powerful cos the force is female.

>Remembering ESB is now being a lorefag

Autism at it's finest

You're lying.

>he won't notice I'm lying about this thing we can both see!

actually started watching Rogue One tonight out of curiosity how it compared to The Last Jedi...verdict: not good...I only made it halfway through before we had better things to do, and I'll see the rest tomorrow, but this is just as fan fiction-ish and pointless as The Last Jedi...a really dumb, off-balance movie filled with lots of useless gestures, giant plotholes, and unlikable characters

no character is sketched out well enough for you to care what happens to them or to support the drama, and to the extent they are developed they are irritating assholes far from the Star Wars of yesteryear or even the prequels (where at least most of them were supposed to be unlikable)

the Tarkin CGI is awful, every scene he is in looks like they plopped in a video game cutscene animation, they just did a really bad job of it and I fail to see why they didn't either write him out of the movie (his appearances are unnecessary) or recast the role with someone who had roughly the same screen presence (as they did with the equally superfluous Mon Mothman character)

the pacing is a real grind and the basic story is unrewarding, and it does nothing but fill in backstory you never wanted to know, plus include tons of Star Wars porn such as the Death Star initiation sequence which is shot just like in the original movie (and clashes with the rest of the cinematography, which is generally muddy and joyless)

it's amazing that The Force Awakens stands as the pinnacle of Disney Star Wars movies...this franchise is crawling in its blood and shit groaning "kill me"

Love the scene, but what's the point of the Rebels sending most of their capital ship into battle again? it's not like any of them have cannons or anything...

All of their fighters have hyperdrives, so it's not like they need to hitch a ride on a larger ship.

Why engage their large vessels, like their medical frigate in combat?

There were some fatal mistakes like CGI Tarkin, but it was certainly better than 1,2,3,7,8