Post cute Lapis x Steven pics/fics/greentexts. Especially Yandere Lapis
Angel Torres
its gonna be really weird when Lars discovers he doesn't need any of his organs anymore
Jeremiah Foster
He should sell them.
Jordan Bennett
Leave Homeworld to us
Dylan Wright
>tfw Lars became knighted by Steven first instead of Connie.
Andrew Lee
>the jackets themselves aren't off-colored from eachother
Jeremiah Turner
Connie has to die for Steven first
Colton Adams
Why are they so cute?
Luke Ramirez
It's just a joke, sometimes his species just looks like that, sometimes he's a hideously deformed human being (Drawn Together Babies and the Movie are examples in which he is)
Hunter Perez
>the trial shows that no one really knows exactly how pink diamond died >states that rose shouldn't have but somehow made it past all the guards >rose has a teleporting lion >rose and lion blink in, assassinate, blink out >war begins
Anything I missed that could make this wrong?
Brandon Gray
Lars is now Stevens' sleeper agent in homeworld harboring off colours and preparing for a full scale attack on the Diamonds
Ethan Hernandez
Steven would turn her pink and she'd be completely into it.
Benjamin Harris
what's wrong with that connie. she got peridotitis at the barn?
Joseph Parker
Honestly, they this could all be solved if they could just get Pearl to talk
Michael Roberts
You guys think Rebecca had all this stuff in mind for Lars back when he was in the pilot short?
Jack Thompson
but that would be too easy, user
Mason Reyes
Old outdated fan art time?
Jonathan Sullivan
It was with a sword according to BD
Austin Gutierrez
>rose has a teleporting lion Not then she didn't.
William Brooks
Will Pearl ever get the sauce?
Tyler Peterson
But what would he do with the money? He's beyond material pleasure now.
Jack Bailey
it would make sense for rose to take the guilt. it probably helped the rebellion
Parker Phillips
I want Defense Zircon to join the family. Steven's got enough moms so she can be Lawyer Aunt.
Alexander Kelly
Lion probably wasn't even born before the end of the war. And we know that her sword is design specifically to not shatter gems.
Either the real culprit is a diamond ( yellow's behavior seems a bit too suspicous for her to be the culprit, but where the fuck is White diamond.
Joshua Brown
how are you sure?
Dominic Allen
Oh! Someone's going to make a new thread!
Wyatt Rogers
Is Connie still a fan of the Spirit Morph Saga after the RUINED it!?
Evan Richardson
Of all the characters Lars gets a harem. How will Sadie ever recover?
Nathan Garcia
>the Diamonds discover Pearl >she gets kidnapped for questioning which starts off going back to homeworld for real and making an invasion plan >gem army including Centi, Bismuth, and Jasper >everyone finds out the truth about Pink via Peri broadcasting it all over homeworld >White Diamond appears >"Holy fuck Steven came back!" How would you rate that season finale?
Isaiah Bell
Infinitely many dimensions and he can't find a single one with the sauce?
Charles Reyes
No doubt
Henry Young
>Yellow Diamond stops the walking gazebo thing >"Ay yo Pink, get out here" >"Heard you was talking to that Rose bitch" >Shatter >"Any of you fuckgems see what just happened?" >"I-I did, My DIamond" >Shatter >"Anyone else?"
Oliver Reed
yeah, PD stopped and got out of her palanquin. If an assassin teleported in front of it, all the guards would swarm Rose and drive her away or get poofed. if they got poofed, they wouldn't have been able to be witnesses so nobody would know that a sword was used.
also the rebellion was already well underway when PD got shattered. They specifically said Rose was a wanted criminal at that point
Nicholas Martinez
* or either Pink diamond wanted out and orchestrated her murder with the help of Rose,wich could still be pink diamond for what we know ( super strengh, super powers ect. )
Lincoln Cruz
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Austin Hernandez
Gems should get in the frybo suit
Bentley Sullivan
GAAAAAAAAAY!
Hunter Bennett
...
Cameron Garcia
>"Say 'Rose'"
Carter Watson
She only got Pink lion way later after the war.
And it still doesn't explain Pink Diamond stepping out of her palanquin in trust.
Brayden Gonzalez
>Yellow Diamond can't triforce Flawless being my ass
Samuel Howard
lmao Connie looks so pathetic and out of place in that pic, when will Sugar do the right thing and kill her off? Stevonnie is shit anyway
Brandon Gray
So is Steven's possession power going to come back?
Christian Williams
>got pink lion way later after the war
how do you know this?
Logan Russell
Rose didn't have lion till after she met Jaimie's ancestor. Also her saphire would have seen her coming.
Aiden Sanders
Alright. So here are all the facts that we know about the murder case of Pink.
1) She was shattered by someone who the eye-witnesses identified as Rose Quartz which means at the very least she should have been from Pink's Court for a disguise to be effective.
2) Pink wasn't expecting a fight, she was assassinated in plain sight by "Rose" apparently being able to appear right in front of her, after leaving her palanquin.
3) Rose and the CGs admit to the crime, taking the credit for it.
4) Yellow Diamond knows something. Whether she has anything to do with the crime is unclear but she either knows something is up and ignores it or is responsible for the cover-up.
Can we brainstorm an explanation that addresses all of these without appealing to a deus-ex machina like "lul, White Diamond can change memories"?
Jaxon Barnes
Not outdated. Just cute.
Wyatt Sanders
that was a lie.he was just spouting whatever popped into his head to make sure Morty continued to not idolize Rick, because Rick hates himself and doesn't want Morty to be just like him
Aaron Collins
Pink Ribbon Army
Christian Wright
oh right that fucking connie episode, weird i almost forgot it
Noah Watson
Not Jamie's ancestor. Buddy Dewey. They just imagined him as Jamie due to the play.
Nicholas Robinson
>Can we brainstorm an explanation that addresses all of these without appealing to a deus-ex machina like "lul, White Diamond can change memories"? White Diamond can shapeshift and even change color (white has all of the colors, after all).
Leo Nelson
I miss tiny Lapis.
Isaiah Mitchell
>eye witness testimony >facts Pick one
Nathaniel Carter
Trains?
Brody Reed
...
Chase Thompson
Just Buddy, right? I don't remember him being a Dewey.
Brody Parker
Will Connie be jealous of Lars' sudden magical destiny?
Carson Watson
Quick, claim your waifu gem
Mason Turner
She will literally commit suicide to make Steven zombify her
David Harris
Why would she? She stole most of Steven's.
Alexander Martinez
claimed
Asher Russell
you'd think the him would be implied by the he and visa versa, why say both?
Caleb Morgan
Water Witch
Liam Ross
I wonder if Rose has type...
Owen Wilson
Taken
Noah Johnson
I'll take her. Thanks for putting up her picture so I could claim her.
Aaron Smith
This one.
Parker Williams
how does a robe made out of water have stitches?
Mason Murphy
don't judge me
Asher Walker
You could have waited a month and I don't think anyone else would have bothered.
Angel Walker
Snoots.
Dylan Young
i bet Yellow or white did it. white didn't even showed up despite rose is presumably the murderer of her sister. it makes sense to rose to take the guilt to fuel the rebellion, it also explains yellow's hateboner for earth, how discreet she was when she sent jasper and then the rubies and how insistent is she with blue about moving on but at the same time lets her keep all those pink's things
Parker Jenkins
Wasn't Buddy the founder of Beach City and thus Mayor Dewey's ancestor? Or was he one of the crewmen?
Lincoln Rogers
Cucked.
Ian Kelly
big meaty dicks.
Michael Bennett
Maggie
Alexander Adams
Lapis cosplaying to seduce Steven when?
Luke Parker
She belongs to Lars, cunt. You better watch yourself.
Liam Bell
Goddammit.
Dominic Rivera
Claiming
Lucas Mitchell
After you die.
Brandon Sanders
Claimed
Parker Sullivan
...
Ryder Kelly
Uh, what an annoying forced meme.
Henry Torres
I was glad to see she's still alright.
Josiah King
Dude Garnet's the shit.
That's William Dewey. Buddy was his first mate.
Jeremiah Long
That's two kids!
Ayden Johnson
An argument of "all the convenient eye-witnesses are wrong" falls under "bullshit deus-ex machina explanation". This is a story, not a real murder mystery, we have to assume Ruby's testimony isn't just a red herring and is suppose to convey a specific idea- whoever killed Pink LOOKED like Rose and was able to get to Pink without alerting anyone.
Blake Edwards
Would you a Peridot? I would a Peridot.
William Cooper
>99% of /sug/ have shit taste Well obviously, that doesn't mean I can't be proud of my patrician waifu
Carter Kelly
Ah okay. Thanks mate.
Matthew Taylor
>fucking someone with severe autism
Wyatt Campbell
They could have been coerced to lie. That wouldn't be a deus-ex explanation. I'm not saying that's the case though.
Tyler Hall
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Christopher Rivera
Remind me again why hetero-fusion is so disgusting?
