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Levi Davis
A waste of tuition dollars for an ad that over promises the value of an online IT degree.
But I'd still fuck and provide for that milf.
Robert Scott
>We Can Do IT
i already know what its gonna be about
Carter Bell
>single mom in a big house
>they fire her last
>she has enough money to learn IT and support her usual lifestyle
So much wrong but the mom is hot.
Brody Garcia
>literally propaganda
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
Jackson Perry
You have to be 18 to post here son.
Jaxson Allen
no, user is right. propaganda
Aaron Long
How?
Ayden Green
18 is the new 12.
Jacob Cox
I'm not either of these guys but... it's not really propaganda, as it was put out by a for profit company and not a government. It's still a gross exaggeration of what an online IT degree will get you.
>BWAHAHA(forced all caps laugh)
I think forced all caps laughter is my least favorite thing? It is so cringey
Oliver Collins
...
Luis Davis
About as worthless as a non-STEM degree tbqh
Andrew Phillips
Welcome to commercials.
Joining the Marines won't have you fight a dragon or be a giant diamond golem be cut to perfection.
Cats actually don't sing the meowmix jingle, nor puppies don't send rhyming letters about K9 Advantage.
Don't Wake Daddy doesn't involve up to 4 kids having fun.
Ayden Adams
Is that the mom from the Jehovah's Witness cartoons?
William Morgan
A kingdom to the first drawfag who turns her into a hooker! Unless it's Shadman.
Caleb Ross
Thomas Perez
This pic looks like the beginning of a porn
Cameron Brown
Nigga, does this look like a commercial thread to you?
Logan Hall
...what's it suppose to be?
Caleb Murphy
>Not joining the military after high-school
>Getting experience, credentials and benefits
>After 6 years grab a comfy government job
It's a literal lazy way through life.
Michael Cooper
Okay, that last one made me laugh.
Charles Myers
So art of Mom getting fucked silly by robot arms when?
John Richardson
>Don't Wake Daddy doesn't involve up to 4 kids having fun
You played it wrong then.
Luke Smith
fishing for porn...or complaining that a commercial pandered to single mothers with promises of empowerment.
Zachary Watson
>Orangina
man, this takes me back.
Chase Thompson
ont worry, someone else will pick up her debt when working at a factory, studying and raising two kids doesnt work.
Brandon Watson
She should find herself a nice, well-to-do man to marry and help look after the kids.
Angel Peterson
>It's a literal lazy way through life.
Unless you get shipped to some God-forsaken sand-people country and get shot by some old surplus Soviet weaponry or blown up by a home made shrapnel bomb.
Austin Thompson
good luck with that
automatisation, outsourcing and the increasing demand for more and more expensive and time consuming degrees got rid of anything like that
Wyatt Bell
FUCK YES WE ARE
nah fuck off. we /pharmaceuticalgradewaifu/ now
Carter Sanchez
>increasing demand for more and more expensive and time consuming degrees
>people actually believe this
Carson White
Forgot link like a fag youtube.com
Grayson White
I'd like to think any man smart enough to be "well-to-do" is also smart enough not to get involved with a woman over 30 with kids, ESPECIALLY not marry her.
Levi Reyes
most of what you learn there is completely useless if it isnt an actual class that only exist so the university gets more goverment money and not to prepare you for anything at all or to inflate the amount of money you have to splurge and debt you have to get into.
As degrees become more expensive and take longer to get and chances of being able to find any job with them become more scarce then going there becomes more pointless.
Think of all the things you could do with those 5 or so years instead
Luis Powell
Assuming I'd be dumb enough to be in the front lines.
25B
Julian Collins
>working with anything tech related in the military
Your life is a worse hell than the grunts who walk around in the desert.
Daniel Hughes
Who would waste money in ad for that?
Levi Cox
I'll have to admit and agree with you.
Thomas Adams
keep this thread alive a few hours and well see.
Luke Jones
Isn't that the school that's a for profit scam
Justin Lewis
Well she has prior experience in drilling.
Too bad a robot will take that job one day too
Alexander Gonzalez
>single moms
not a fan
Owen James
You guys literally latch onto anything that moves
Camden Young
They're all for profit scams
Go look up how much college administration as a percentage of college staff has exploded, and then go look up their salaries.
Jordan Foster
she saw how everybody else was dying slowly to the point that she knew what was comming, and didnt thought anything about what to do?
Jace Nguyen
Fucking pogues man
Julian Wright
Like 70% of the military is support jobs.
Brandon Bailey
Are you telling me that drinking pom wonderful won't give me a purple pomegranate stand?
Jonathan Hall
>tfw military rejected me for asthma
Should I just kill myself?
Isaiah Cooper
>Pharmaceutical waifu
>Not Abilify moms
C'mon, son.
Eli Edwards
if it bends over, yes.
Dylan Smith
Immediately
OP mom is hot but depression MILF is best
Carson Hernandez
Sure they're cute now until they get to the "you're not my real dad!" Phase.
Christopher Moore
>That McDonalds ad
>"Don't forget, you're here forever"
Christopher Walker
>tfw you constantly hear horror stories from armourers about how bad grunts can fuck up their guns
Those poor, poor guns.
Eli Bell
Antidepressant ads are fucking creepy.
Evan Jones
>Be Canadian
>Get a government LEO job (police, sheriffs, peace officers, boarder control, etc)
>work a 4 day on, 4 day off rotation making $80,000+ a year starting off, and get basically all your dental and medical covered by the government, even fucking chiropractors are free, all on top of pension
Cops in Canada are the most over payed, benefit swimming low skill entry job you could possibly hope for, and they're always hiring, especially if you have a police studies degree.
Parker Rivera
goddamn commercials and shit
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Jeremiah Rivera
Who takes care of the kids and babies while she is working?
Are feminists ever thinking about this?
Hunter Powell
How so?
Tyler Watson
Almost the same in the US for certain priority positions, until Trump came along and sharply cut budgets in all sectors, hardly any openings at all anymore.
I used to go to the strip club every night with the money I made from the government and military...
Jacob Russell
Imagine the worst way you could possible fuck up a tank without it ever actually seeing combat, like the single most beyond retard thing you could realistically do to it.
Grunts will manage to make whatever you just thought of look like a minor, mundane issue. Never leave grunts in charge of anything, especially marines.
Sebastian Jackson
>always see post like this
>can never tell if its military shills and recruiters trying to bait people into Military and if the military actually is life on ezmode
Camden Robinson
My sergeants relate it akin to dignified welfare.
Adrian Gonzalez
Is there any r34 of her, specifically on-model? She's a cutie.
Samuel Cooper
bump
Robert Rogers
Anal?
John Hernandez
You need a medical kneebrace
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David Lee
>Not posting the bra commercial
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Colton Scott
there was a time being sent to europe was good thing
Ryder Anderson
As a regular /k/ poster the one thing I've come to learn is the military is basically a really boring, shitty dead end job where you spend two years vacuuming parking lots and getting barrack inspections everyday where you'll get your ass chewed out because you're monster girl hentai magazines aren't perfectly angled on your desk and the cum stains on your bed aren't a perfect 4 inch diameter.
Nathan Clark
I have eczema. Also, why on earth would you want to go get yourself killed for the current administration?
Owen Gutierrez
>would you want to go get yourself killed for any current administration?
ftfy
Zachary Adams
Why the fuck did this never get picked up?
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Jaxon Allen
The TV.
That's why we're here.
Ryder Jones
I see what you did there.
James Collins
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I could go on and on, but I think I'll leave it here.
Nathan Carter
Sorry, posted one of the ads twice.
David Bell
>Not sucking the bosses dick to keep job
>Not becoming a camwhore
>Not whoring herself on backpage
>Not whoring children on the side
It's like she WANTS to be poor
Hunter Moore
>>Not whoring children on the side
w-what
Lincoln Baker
>Not whoring children on the side
Thomas Bailey
>Not whoring children on the side
Lewd
Christopher Jackson
>samefag
Hudson Cooper
I could understand the first three but COME ON at the last one
Isaiah Walker
>single moms are so brave!
Jace Fisher
Shake go away.
Cooper Wood
HAHA strong independent womyn don't need no men
They can have it all
two kids, household, fulltime job, study IT, friends and hobbies.
>Wow women are more unhappy. Why could this be?
This shit is the reason more and more women are unhappy
Fuck this.
Have children or a career
Jordan Adams
Girl's cute but the boy needs to grow his hair out, got a cut e face but no one likes a boy that's too butch and taking it up the ass.
Colton Reyes
Unless you're going for every possible tab and qualification, you ain't gonna be seeing shit. Military life is what said. Its diginified welfare for most. The way modern wars are fought support at home is lost incredibly easily so the loss of a single life is a massive hit and thus only the most well qualified and least likely to die or get others killed are put anywhere near combat.
Ethan Thomas
Man, all you gotta do is throw a dress, a wig and some make up and he's a high market hot item.
Just imagine it..
Luis Brown
Connor Campbell
Sir, do not get mad from making sense in the real world
Lucas Clark
SHAKE GO AWAY
Chase Wood
>No wonder they kicked her out of the job. She used a drill for wood, drilling in metal.
Henry Cruz
That girl would sell more though
Carter Howard
She could sell her ass on backpage but it might be dangerous, so I'd go with the camwhore route
Caleb Hughes
>women get sold on careers
>turns out the only people insane enough to actually want to live the hellish workaholic lifestyle of a career person are hyper competitive men who die from heart attacks and have no free time ever
>literally no sane human being would want that kind of life
>an entire generation if women got duped into becoming saggy career women who quit at 30 to settle down, but then nobody wants them cause there's just younger girls who haven't fucked up their life, they're going to grow into sad old cat ladies or kill themselves, female suicide statistics in that category are rising
>meanwhile men got a free pass to NEET it up and make thousands by playing vidya on the internet
Bruh, women shouldn't have careers period, at least if they want to be happy double the work force just means that they went from wanting a part time job to being forced into horrible workaholic careers, and literally every fucking woman on the planet goes baby crazy around 30, be they butch lesbians or strong women, literally every single woman who has ever lived as a general rule wants a family, and they got cucked out of that.
There's no sweeter irony.
Gabriel Turner
Why was she the last one to be fired?
Dylan Brown
She was blowing the boss until even himself couldn't save her
Liam Rivera
Are lady suicides really rising?
Also being a NEET is a sad life. Unless you're only technically NEET