Name a cartoon waifu better than Ashi

>Protip: You can't

raven

Ironically both are voiced by Tara Strong and both characters are half demon.

Candy Kong
might as well fuck an actual chimp with a face like that

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Her sisters

I liked her as a character but I couldn't bring myself to make her my waifu. Mainly because she's Jack's girl.

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literally anyone

>her sisters will never have a chance to choose a different life, each expressing themselves in their own unique way
this hurt me more than it should have

>born in a cult
>abusive childhood
>all time is spent training
>horrific physical punishment for those who fail
>finally get out
>one mission
>three days they're all dead minus one

Yeah, their whole lives were a waste of pain and suffering. No wonder Jack saves Ashi out of guilt.

>every woman Jack has ever loved has been Aku

Even husbandos make better waifus

>5 to 10 years from now
>Adult Swim makes another surprise announcement
>They're bringing back Sym Bionic Titan... probably with a new subtitle
>This time it'll be 20 episodes to end it instead of 10
>One episode will have Ilana change her hairstyle
>It will look like Ashi's second hairstyle
>PTSD intensifies

Ilana was better anyway

>The Emperor was responsible for Aku's birth
>Jack is the Emperor's son
>Ashi is Aku's daughter
>yfw Jack almost fucked his niece

Yeah boi

>almost

They had time between Aku's destruction and her fading from existence, do you realize how long it would have taken to rebuilt the village and for all the invitees from around the world to arrive? Months at the very least.

Jack strikes me as the kind of guy who would wait until marriage. It doesn't seem very respectful to fuck your girlfriend in your parents' house without an actual matrimony being formed.

>in your parents' house
Is Thier anymore more doubt that jack is /ourguy/?

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In the alternate timeline where Genndy isn't a hack...

She's a slut who uses her looks to get what she wants.
Ashi is pure.

not even the first

From Dexter's Laboratory, Dee Dee's cute asian friend Lee Lee!

Jack seems to have a thing for dark haired Extra Thicc women.

Considering that her color scheme was green and black I'm surprised that she wasn't Aku

>Ashi is pure.
>Running around naked all day.
Yeah sure buddy.

Imagine how a Dexter's Lab and Samurai Jack crossover would be like.

How do you make a thread with no image, OP?

Literally any other female from a cartoon

>Ashit fags

>GET OUT OF MY WAY ASHI

Intent is precedes action. When Ashi goes around naked she ignores its a problem, thus keeping her pure.

DAT ASS

Hey guys

>denying the pureness in nudity
That's Americans for you

"A", as in single? I can name multiple, so I guess you're right.

>thinking nudity is a sign or purity
Godless oriental

Think again.

top tier

I would have preferred if she had stayed as a symbol of everyone Jack has helped and saved instead of being created just to die for a cheap emotional pull during the finale

Easy

It is Aku in disguise, and we all know how he likes it.

This

Get out of this thread Dee Dee!

Buzz off, monkey.

Is that what I think it is?

Sensing a pattern for Top teir Western Waifus.

Ashi didn't put an entire planet of innocents at risk for her own selfish needs. She did it for Jack's selfish needs instead.

Maybe not at the palace, but nothing states they never took a stroll around a forest at night and..... magic happens.

THEY CHOSE THEIR PATH

Having no waifu.

>he couldn't get the grammar right for the joke

The cutest

>choosing a cuck as your waifu

I see what game you're playing

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Also dark haired, pale, and somewhat taciturn.

Literally everyone

Ashi ruined it's show

So from these three we can begin to observe a pattern of what gets Jack going.

-Women with good hips.
-The color green.
-Women with dark hair.
-Women who can hold their own in a fight.
-Women who have tough personalities.

You joking man?

No, seriously, find ONE flaw. Robin is a wise man

"the"

>Not The Scotsman's Daughter

>flaw

Don't forget the red "lipstick"!

Which one?

Wait, who's Ashi again?

A fleshlight filled with razor blades is a better waifu than this dumpster fire of a character from this dumpster fire of a show.

Clearly the name of some edgy Sym Bionic Titan OC

delet this

Ilana is for hate not bait

Has teeth in her snatch, 7 stomachs and if she swallows she might impregnate herself

We're talking about Starfire here, not your fanfic OC. Might wanna read the thread first next time.

None of them exist any more. Even if they all lived they are poof now.

>denial
>anger
>bargaining
>depression
>acceptance

I'm still at anger

What are you angry about?

>What are you angry about?
Super rushed ending,no real closure,
Heros journey made meaningless and
Ashi is gone ;_;

>Ilana is for hate

How dare you?!?

I"M ANGRY ABOUT ELVES.

There's just something I don't like about any of the faces in SBT.

I respect your opinion, but you still made Ilana mad.

She's so cute when you're not looking at her from the side.

It's a weird alien-looking abomination from every angle.

Have fun jerking it to your nostalgia throwback cartoon abomination.

Yeah ok sure buddy

That looks nothing like a human.

The Greys must love you. As soon as they stick a probe in your ass, you cum buckets looking at their weird-ass faces.

Oh man good one m8

Thx, m80.
Heres some hot porn of Ashi getting a happy ending massage for your pleasure

The truth

Did Genndy just rip off DC?

If by "rip-off" you mean taken inspiration from, then yeah probably.

Nice shitposts, OP. Too bad you can't get anyone new to care about your shitty alien waifu.

Keep on posting though. I'm sure Samurai Jack will be a lasting phenomena after everyone chose to forget about it for a decade before this because it was such garbage.

Here's some more Ashi porn though. Gotta feed you mongoloids to keep you civil.

Is your spirit animal Shadow, cause that was eddddgggggyyyyyyy.

>thinking Season 5 was bad

When will this meme end.

>thinking season 5 was good
three episode do not make a season user

Only two of those are actual reasons (and only one of which is actually valid).

Eh, you're right of course, Lance and Octus and actually pretty much every major character are for hate too. But mostly not as much.

Muh 3 episodes.

There's one in every thread...