Too many waifu threads

Too many waifu threads.

Challenge: post characters that are un-waifuable

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Husbando-able but definitely not waifu-able.

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For real though, the hell is up with her eyes? They never move.

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The movie was mostly lazy motion capture rather than actual animation
>$60 M I L L I O N

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Lots of people would waifu mirror images of their thoughts, man.
Also her voice is fucking hot.

Isn't the story that at the 11th hour, the actual film was fucking stolen (Why didn't they have copies...?) and they had to rush to make the deadline?

You can't be serious.

I mean, she might not top most people's lists, but she has her fair share of admirers here.

foodfight actually had $45 million not $60 million.

There was a point before the film was stolen that a trailer using the footage they did have came out, where the animation and facial expressions looked significantly more lifelike and natural.

When the film was lost, apparently absolutely everything was lost and had to be thrown together from scratch, which is why the finished product doesn't look like this.

Though despite looking better, it's still below par for most animated film at the time.

how does a film become "stolen"

I've never seen any.

The story is that the computers and hard drives the film was being animated on were stolen, and said computers and hard drives were the ONLY source of the animation files. I assume the music and voice-overs were either not done yet or were archived safely. In any case, to cut costs and to meet deadlines (neither of which actually happened), they scrapped any real animation efforts and instead opted to just buy or steal stock motion-capture animation assets and skeletons and rig them to new character models, without actually going in and cleaning everything up.

And that's why you can sometimes see characters, especially in crowd scenes, making the same movements at the same exact time as others. It's just a loop that they rigged up because they didn't want to even bother with trying to make timing differences.

Again, it wasn't so much the film that was stolen as much as it was the film's assets that were stolen. You can look it up; I believe the FBI ended up getting involved due to the scale of the theft.

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I seen sexy fanart of her so that's a no.

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>cool older lady with a smoking hot, fit body

How the fuck is she not waifuable?

One character would beg to differ

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>being this wrong

>un-waifuable
that's not a thing user. any character can be a waifu. plus you picked the waifuest of that entire film.

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I'm convinced food fight is not of this known world and was put here as punishment for our sins

She had a tail in the pre-hard drive theft version.

>implying
boys usually are best girls

Whence comes this comely maiden?

And yet none of that justifies how bad the actual script was. Food Fight was gonna suck either way, but the theft just made it so, so much worse.

In HD, her freckles look like a bunch of blackheads.

>Thinks I can't fap to catgirl version of Hilary Duff
I'd do it right now if I wasn't at work.

Pretty much.
There's no way to salvage anything in the film except as a love letter to consumerism.

>not squeezing your gf's blackheads.

T H I C C

>post characters that are un-waifuable

All waifus except mine are un-waifuable since they are all trash.

It's actually a large dress

post your shit waifus and let us judge that

Nah

True, but Jonny would make a terrible trap.

Why are they surrounded by lines?

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That was genderbent Jonny, I mean Jonny in his default state would be bara as fuck and make a terrible trap.

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Are you even trying?

I legit had a crush on her as a kid

I'm sure nobody wants to waifu her I've seen porn of her though

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>not wanting burly men in tight, revealing lingerie
get on my level senpai

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she looked better as an alien

>have problems with eye contact
>have waifu that always looks off into the distance
Looks like she's waifu material to me

maybe if we're counting fan webcomics

Is it bad I thought that shit was funny?

>I assume the music and voice-overs were either not done yet or were archived safely.
I would assume not done yet. The trailer has a Casablanca reference line that sounds completely different in the film, so they had to redo some lines for sure.

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>C.A.D.M.U.S. Tested
>Luthor Approved

Believe me, i tried. But I can't help but find her insufferable.

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Wrong, I genuinely want to rub my dick against her chin.

Jesus christ! is this some fucked up Sailor Moon re-imagined character!?

Honestly the FoodFight theft could've been an inside job to get out of the shame of having the movie released so that their name wouldn't be tied to it, also- insurance money.
But then they got sued for it so they're stuck with it.

I think it's legitimately supposed to be a japanese-anime demon. As in- its an "animation demon", like a fire demon or an ice demon, but with animation.

With the right attitude you can have a waifu and a husbando at the same time.

We have a winner

theyre sentient rocks

Amy Rose.

the Slurm queen

test

That may have just been a separate take used only in the trailer. Happens all the time.

I think its female?
but only becasue of the long hair.
Given the state of post Aku earth it might not even be human

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Would smash

Skin Bender from Ghost Rider, entertaining enough to be waifuable despite her unsettling appearance.

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I'm sorry but I can only like fluorite in "the old cute lady" way not the " want to fuck her" way

wrong bitch, her beanie turns me the fuck on

Props to you, I can't like her in any way

Honestly
She is my waifu

You are very wrong. She would be the best waifu TA HAVE

Smooth as ice, ghost rider

What do you think oral is like from someone with multiple heads? Does it count as a harem?

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Anyone from that show, really.

Anyone from Klasky Csupo to be honest.

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>JackJohnny
god damn site is making me more degenerate everyday

Why the fuck were they friends with this bitch?

It's anime but-

surely you jest

you fucking wot m8

Take that thing back to /x/

Is this bait?

meh, the two human-y dudes (Aryan and nigger) on the top row will pass off. Not sure about the Super Mutant, Mung Daal, Dogmeat(?), or Dr. Zomboss, however

Not him, but I've known chicks like her in real life that I'm glad I don't know anymore. Autistic outcasts are fucking weird and unpleasant regardless of gender. All the people like that at my school were constantly touching eachother and would try to touch you it you came in too close.