Solo: A Star Wars Story™

so are they going make Emilia Clarke's character female Han? A female Han that is "better" than real Han and teaches him everything?

Other urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/Eh993__rOxA
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

>teaches him everything
Does that include nudey stuff?

damn i had a dream with khalessi the other night. after this pic i dont think that will happen again.

this pic is also bad

The millennium falcon will be named after her

Is that picture from tonight? If so, she's gotten... hefty.

Han: I love you.
SpaceKelly C: I know.

Mark it in your calendars.

>Solo: A Star Wars Story™

No no, that's too simple. She's going to be the one who designs AND builds the damn ship.

Damn she's old. That design like 50 years old or more by ANH. Unless you mean she's the one that souped it up form its stock freighter form.

Details from Lego sets...

>Imperial Patrol Battle Pack [Minifigures: Imperial Officer, Death Star Trooper (Female), Stormtroopers (2)]
>Imperial TIE Fighter [Minifigures: Mimban Stormtrooper, Imperial Pilot, Han Solo (Imperial Disguise), Tobias Beckett (Imperial Disguise)]

>Death Star
>Han Solo (Imperial Disguise)

So they are literally going to have Han infiltrate the Death Star before he does it in A New Hope.

Qi'Ra (Clarke's character) will likely be Leia 2.0 - constantly saving Han, probably doing things that Han will eventually claim credit for, and saying some of Han's iconic line from the OT

Also featuring...
>(NOT) R2-D2
>(NOT) C3-PO

Ahh, forgetful you are, young Padowan. Kathleen Kennedy cares not for canon, cares not for history. Books, burn them. Line up with temporal canon, the new films need not.

50 years...25 years....the same thing, they are.

It's going to be delightful watching this movie bomb.

>So they are literally going to have Han infiltrate the Death Star before he does it in A New Hope.

This literally cannot make sense. I'll give Vader not giving a shit about Threepio a pass because it's been 23 years and he's a different person.

i had a dream i met bella thorne in a redwood forest, i stole her flip phone and she sucked my dick to get it back
i pissed a little in her mouth but she didn't even budge

Inb4 she's the one who was flying the falcon when it made it's record speed run that Han always brags about.

Screen cap this.

conversely it's going to suck watching this movie make 400 million

Yet no tids to speak of. It's like what Lena Dunham has going on. Nothing sadder than a flat fat girl...

Please GOD no....Please...just...please no.

Does he expect us to believe this? The old directors filmed 90% of the movie in 2 months. Ron Howard has been filming for THREE months!

You are fucking retarded. That "leak" was a list of all upcoming LEGO, half of that shit is from a new set of a scene from A New Hope.

This is a good possiblity. Han never said that he did it, only that "the falcon" made it, i.e. it could've been piloted by anyone. Que Strong gurls GO!

This is almost necrophilic, they are destroying everything, the new movies are retroactively making the older ones bad, someone make it stop

>Don, we need ya to do some damage control on this one. Can we count on you to do the job?

How much more do all of the reshoots add to the budget that's never reported? Will Solo end up costing like $250m?

>blonde
Why? Doesn't look like Dany's color at all. What was the problem with the wig? Does the sex with Jon gets so rough it kept falling? I don't get it.

Didn't the reshoots for Justice League wind up tacking on, like, $100 million extra?

>Emilia Clarke in a big budget movie
>coming off the heels of the Last Jedi
Movie confirmed flop. Emilia is fucking box-office poison. Can't wait for another round of mouse damage control.

'Never heard of the Millenium Falcon? It's the ship that made the Kessel Run in less than 12 Parsecs'

Yup, the ship did it, but who was piloting it? I think I know...

the millennium falcon is female

pinned

Rian Johnson shoved the franchise down the stairs, time for Han to finish it off.

Disney kikes... why doesn't it surprise me that disney kikes would put a literal softcore porn actress in a children's movie?

I'm actually pretty disappointed she still has a career, I thought we would be rid of her after Terminator: Genisys bombed.

>Emilia Clarke

This film is done, just like her career after season 8.

If she crashes Solo with no survivors, I'm expecting her to get nekkid more.

Do we REALLY need to see movies made where throwaway lines are played out onscreen? Some things are better left to the imagination. It was the same shit with Rogue One. A whole movie based on a paragraph in the opening crawl of Ep IV. I fucking hate Nu Wars so goddamn much

Wait, she's not cast as Jabba? WTF

400 million is a bomb

I’m still sad with how they’ve taken that line. Back when SW nerd meant something I read the script and found the line was meant to be a blatant lie Han makes up to sound professional, and obi-wan just plays along.

But no, no-makes have taken over my love and now the kessel run is now a definitely canonical thing about avoiding black holes or some shit. FUCK

I felt that way about the clone wars that obi-wan mentions to Luke, I always imagined it would be a term for something interesting like the cold war but it was actually just a literal clone war...

Pls stop bullying Emilia she seems like a very nice lady

I should rephrase that; the kessel run is a canonical thing from day one, it’s his line about 12 parsecs that’s a lie. It was meant to be a sort of funny way to show he’s boasting out his ass and imo it works.

Im not looking forward to anthology films about every fucking throwaway line from the originals

She seems stuck-up to me.

you should watch this movie.
youtu.be/Eh993__rOxA

Always thought a similar thing. It made perfect sense that Han was going to throw out a bit of jargon just to see how much these folk knew about ships and flight in general. He was desperate for money and wanted to overcharge them. Say a few technical sounding phrases with a degree of confidence and see if they swallow it.

Screencap this. This is my greatest creation so far.

>Han is wayword, doesn't know how to make it in the universe. He's a failure. He falls in love with a mysterious female pilot...but she uses him. She's a rogue, and no man can tame her. She drives a fast ship...and a race is coming up, but she needs a co-pilot because her normal co-pilot got killed by Boba Fett.
>Before the race, she discards Han, and takes a new lover in the form of Lando. Han is heartbroken, and takes the lesson on never to be tricked by a woman again. Lando knows of a great pilot, Chewbacca, who can assist her on the race.
>But Lando has his own plan; he lets her take Chewbacca, but in doing so he bets the owner (a Hutt) of the Falcon that if she wins, Lando wins the Falcon. Little does Lando know that Han has made a similar bet, but with a different Hutt.
>She pilots the Falcon to victory, Lando wins the ship, but the Hutts are in dispute because Solo had made his claim as well. The two are thrown into a pit with the big monster thing from Return of the Jedi under Jabba's Palace, and they have to survive. They are about to be eaten, when who comes to the rescue but the mysterious female pilot, who graciously sacrifices herself so the other two can survive. In the process she also assassinates the Lando's Hutt, so that Solo gets the ship, 'fair and square'. THA END.

Not even close. Terminator made back it's money despite struggling, and Me Before You was a complete success. One way or another Solo will make back it's budget. Then she can film both 'Me Before You' sequels and get herself a new romantic franchise. She can also always try to squeeze herself in the GoT spinoffs and maybe Star Wars shit (like Forces of Destiny).

She has her life already done.

Oh, and the reason that Han and Lando are friends is because they both loved the same girl. And she saved their lives. That should fulfill the feminist agenda.

all of u fucks will watch it knowing that this garbage will be in

I don’t know if I want this to be wrong or right, but either way fuck Disney

Just look at yoda dissapointed face

TLJ has ensured I'll never watch a Disney Star Wars movie ever again. I've learned my lesson.

Oh shit this is definitely going to happen

Yup...that fits in just before the race is announced. Also, when Han and Lando fight the monster in the dungeon, they'll look at each other as the gate is being raised and say, 'I have a bad feeling about this...'

I'd unironically fuck the shit outta Emilia Clarke

Softcore porn actress? Care to elaborate dear friend?

He believes GoT is softcore porn.

He's not wrong but his wording can be misleading

hes a christian loser lmao

her career is as good as its ever been, she has alot of likability

wtf i love emilia now

...

Yes, I would chew broken glass if it meant she would plop her glorious stark naked bottom on my eager face. I can't be alone in this sentiment, right?

Oh Emilia. She looks just like my irl crush, a girl who is also getting a bit pudgy. I still love both, but for how much longer?

you are not alone

Will we have gratuitous shots of her spacious cargo hold?

i dont know what is worse

actual feminism or some of you faggots fear of woman over all.

what makes you think she'll do anything in this movie other than play the sensible straight laced 'dont do that han it's crazy' that han would need to balance his bullshit? in star wars he had princess leah to tell him he was a space pirate.
him and lando are both womanizing thieves. who gives a shit if emilia is in it , theres no promise of her vagina jumping out and bossing han solo around.

stop being faggots - either watch the movie or dont.

$500 Million actually, so far.

have you forgotten who's running the show now

She is.

Because it's Disney and they did that in every movie so far

She's not even really that hot, but she has this 10/10 smile that makes up for it

Han would never be caught driving a beat up space Toyota. Even Luke's speeder could dust this thing.

Tick tock mouse, where's the trailer

nice fanfic, disney

have you forgotten you dont have to pay to see this movie? once these jews stop making money on subpar projects they'll do what it takes to earn your cash again.

you do not need to watch something that you dont like.

if han solo is a cuck and mother of fatness is his boss, stop buying tickets. so in reality you and i are running the show because if we dont go support it, they dont get paid.

If you look at Obi-Wan’s reaction, it’s clear that he thinks it’s bullshit too

Emilia's eyebrows are acting better than her

I'd unironically marry her and keep her perpetually pregnant until either; she hits menopause, dies or a doctor tells me it's unsafe for her to continue having children.

then i'd raise the kids with her and live together for the remainder of my natural life

If ya know what i mean

>"LET ME TEACH YOU HOW YOUR SHIP WORKS!"
Oh boy can't wait