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Jobsperg Edition

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[NEWS]
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Rose makes soldier gems obsolete since she can make armies of plant soldiers.

ONE FUCKING ROSE QUARTZ GEM CAN DO THAT.

Lets not begin with her indestructable shield, her ability to survive any fall, create organic zombies with interdimensional travel. Oh and she can heal both organic and inorganic matter.

Rose Quartz are fucking monsters of gems honestly.

lapiven

Big, floppy, ballerina feet

Do you trust her /sug/?

What is sex with Peridot like?

Gems should hug

by that chart´s logic, vegeta is the biggest jobber of all media

Post cute Lapis x Steven pics/fics/greentexts. Especially Yandere Lapis

Bismuth are architects and Peridots are technicians or mechanical enginers.

Why the shit are Peridots so low ranked?

You ever hear the Tragedy of Pink Diamond the Wise?
It's a Homeworld legend.
Pink Diamond was Diamond Matriarch of Homeworld, so young but so wise. She could use her magic to influence cells to create life.
She had such a knowledge of magic, she could even keep the ones she cared about from dying.
The Diamond side of magic is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.
She became so powerful, the only thing she was afraid of was losing her friends. Which eventually she did. Unfortunately, she told her sister everything she knew, then her sister killed her in her sleep.
Ironically she could save others from shattering, but not herself.

No.

Post gems that are fat as fucking shit.

Jasper is confirmed coming back to avenge her mommy by spitting in Yellow Diamond's food when she's not looking

I mean he-

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He kinda is, user.

Very tight
Lots of confusion on her part even if you explain it.

Pearlcon

>not Jobsper or Jaspergers
Sometimes less is more, user.

Pearl is the murderer.

Your fetish is bad
You are bad

Forever imaginary

Terrifying renegade.

No you are bad

You mean every gem?

When will we admit that Rose Quartzes are the ubermench of warrior gems?

Quads confirm everything is Pearl's fault.

It's just our Rose Quartz because she is powered by the pink diamond shards that she absorbed when she shattered her
>inb4 Rose didn't kill PD!!!

Every gem.

You already see it happening today. As the world environment becomes more technical, the work force needs less physical labor and more specialized technicians. Without the need for a sprawling service class, the brunt of the workforce would be done by people with specialized technical skills. And, pretty much by definition, the more there are of something the lower the class.

She'll be very tactical about it. A perfectionist. She'll deduce for hours and fuck you hundreds of times as trial runs before designing the perfect way to make you cum.

No YOU are bad.

So what do Aquamarines actually do?

Can you and your normie meme return to Reddit thanks

Oh hi Footfag.

This is just a reminder that Aivi and Surasshu are removing the SU tracks from their SoundCloud due to the soundtrack that's coming out this Friday.

And If your're going to save EVERYTHING then save instrumental tracks, they're getting pruned as well even though they aren't on the soundtrack.

And if you know of any SoundCloud pages run by the crew, see if they have any SU tracks and save those as well.

user an engineer is more valuable to a civilization than a soldier, its ridiculous a moron like Amy is higher than Peridot.

Gotcha senpai

Professional annoyance.

Explain to me why Pearl who is an even better engineer than Peridot is so low on the caste system then

Fusions should hang out

Being the best.

But it doesnt fit with the every gem has a use ideology.

Agates are clearly supervisors

Quartzs are warriors

Rubies are fodder

Sapphires are prophets?

Likely they're scouts or planet surveyors.
That's the reason they'd send her to look for all those humans, because she's designed to categories species and have a perfect memory.

Alright, let's just agree on one thing.
If he posts his fetish occasionally, he's normal.
If he posts his fetish all the time, he's a soulless freak.

Based on her wand and small but quick build, she's probably a tracker, and search and recover gem. But only for high-priority targets.

?
Stress Relief

But probably reconnaissance, given their flight and small size.

How is Pearl a better engineer?

she didnt.
pearl did.

They're a warrior race. And even big lugs like Topaz and Jasper can run a ship and its controls by themselves. Only a few specialized technicians would be needed. Peridot may be a genius, but rank-wise she's just an entry level codemonkey who hasn't proven herself yet.

Class isn't worth-based, Ayn Rand; it's a social construct. If all the faces working the gears that turn the machine are Peridots then they become valued less. It doesn't matter how much they provide to society's proper functioning. It matters how much say/attention you want to give to an individual of that role.

>If he posts his fetish occasionally, he's normal.

No he isn't. He's a disgusting piece of shit.

>he's a soulless freak.

Also yes.

Holy shit why is this image so arousing?

why is Rebecca Sugar not releasing her animation like every other cartoon producer does? does she think she's so super unique snowflake she doesn't have to do it the old way? it's fucking annoying

It's so good that they haven't posted that crappy umjammer lammy fluorite meme.

>this stupid fuck didn't pay attention to the robot fight episode

Because you have extremely shit taste

Peridots are the ones who build the ships you stupid faggot.

I said that and I AM a jasperfag fyi

alzana-art.tumblr.com/post/161261230541/zircon-redesign-heres-aquamarine

Ahahaha holy shit self-parody level

But I love that meme.

>why is Rebecca Sugar not releasing her animation
Huh?

Because you're a straight cis male who only likes white skinny gems

How do the diamonds prevent the most intelligent gem caste from overthrowing them?

Never trust flat gems.

Then you're a normie.

>Peridots are the ones who build the ships
Citation needed stupid faggot

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>Sapphires are prophets?

A better term would be soothsayer.

And don't forget that we were just introduced to Morganites (name only) in the recent bomb.

>This blue alien doesn't look Muslim enough, allow me to fix that
I kinda like the cape tho

Peridot made the robonoid meaning her caste makes the mechanical technology on Homeworld.

You're safe here.

>he's this mad
This

>tags it su critical
??
Their critical cause they didn't make the alien character Muslim
What?

Alright, I'm triggered. This has induced anger in me.

No she didn't make it.

daily reminder that Rose is evil and Steven is a weapon

Morganites are probably some type of commander gem higher than Agates.

TAKE ME TO SEE YER HOLY SERPENT LORD, FLUORITE!

I dont feel safe

Is the giant degenerate Caterpillar gone? Oh thank goodness!

>Jasper is confirmed coming back to avenge her mommy by shitting in Yellow Diamond's dude when she's not booking

>replace the blatant Beauty and the Beast vibes of jaspis for lapidot
truly the ultimate cucking

wew

yes she did you stupid faggot.

We've cracked the code.

What if I let you fuck us?

>even the new off-color gems got waifufagged hard
>there's probably a ton of porn of them readily available as we speak

The SU fandom disgusts me

>making Jasper work at an Apple Store
>making Peridot Beast
I get it dement09

SO FUNNY XD

...

Delet this.

What is happening to Peri there? She looks like she's pissing her pants.

...

First! (I'm sorry, it's a disease.)

She is.

Lapis is pulling her urine out of her body.

>complaining about fandoms being fandoms
?

Like all good totalitarian dictators do: by instilling unshakable reverence for themselves in every Gem at every level of society. Look at Peridot's attitude before she interacted with Yellow Diamond. She was convinced Yellow could do no wrong, that she was the most brilliant/analytical/logical of all, that she'd be doomed by defying her, etc.. They're God-Emperors, basically.

objectively best gem that has been introduced since season 4

Stop it, you're literally ruining the character

Wait what, how is that furry Peridot?