Rick and Morticia

Would the show get a lot more fucked up if Morty was a girl?

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I don't think they would've been able to get away with the attempted rape scene if Morty was a girl.

yea, she wouldn't have been strong enough to fight back

It would still be called reddit and memery.

Edgy

Are these threads becoming an eveyday thing now? I kinda hope so

isn't that what Summer's for?

There'd definitely be less physical abuse for Morticia. No anal jokes.

There'd probably be a lot more intense bullying at school because of her stutter and absent-mindedness. I guess the sexual harassment would be a lot darker than played for laughs kind of.

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Damn, someone made a comic with my post!
My biggest achievement.
.... I need to get my shit together.

It would sure as fuck get a lot more porn

> MOM COME LOOK I POSTED IT AGAIN I FIT IN SOMEWHERE

For what it's worth, the porn the show currently has is great!

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Here's the correct answer

It WOULD probably be more fucked up, but it shouldn't.

I imagine her with a voice like Tak from Invader Zim only without any confidence or growling. More like whining from that basement-dwelling Iggums.

instead of finding a sex robot, what do you think Morticia would find?

I'm just imagining slightly higher pitched Morty voice.

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>it's just Justin Roiland doing a Teen Girl Squad version of Morty

This honestly seems to lead up to a virginity joke.

>Rick: Ehhhhch. I guess it's better than some idiot from her school impregnating her like Jerry did to my daughter.

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this... hell I don't even imagine the voice being that high pitched

She wouldn't have been in the boys bathroom

>another Morticia thread
>another potential circle-jerk of nothing

What if Jerry's and Beth's genders were swapped?

Alcoholic (maybe physically abusive father) and a submissive wife that let people shit on her? .... err...

>you are now imagining female Jerry riding a golf cart on the highway in her underwear to find male Beth in his mansion full of exotic reptiles.

cancelled after 3 episodes

And despite this, Rick would stil be seen as the hero for shitting on Jerri.

>Thirsty for water?

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No. Everything would get watered down because showing bad things happening to girls is sexist.

There's basically no such thing as slapstick against women.

Is it wrong to want to hear a female version of morticia's troubled moan, and why is imagining it giving me a boner?

The only reason why she's even remotely attractive is that shoulder length, full bodied and wavy hair.

>>There's basically no such thing as slapstick against women.
There should be, it's both my fetish and genuinely funny to watch.

There used to be, user... there used to be.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCbXl-BR-9U

>It's a "show has no underage girls so Sup Forums sexualizes a r63'd underage boy" episode

So we already moved on from wanting to fuck Wendy? Is this the new fotm?

>it's an "user is a pretentious, judgmental faggot" episode
Our episode has better fanart

I wish you fucks would get banned for spamming this shit.

So, what happened with the next season?

im starting to think the r&m fanbase is just as bad as the su one

it does have underage girls, but some of them are too puffy.

What's wrong with that?
That doesn't bother me.