Meanwhile.... at the legion of Doom

Meanwhile.... at the legion of Doom

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Does anyone have the courage to deliver the directions to the famous Baxter Building to I magneto?!

Alright first order of business, Bizarro stop masturbating into the cereal boxes, it's getting less and less charming the more you do it.

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If someone say the word pants one more time

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Okay, Bizarro am not cum in boxes any more.

Sup, guys? Can I stay at your place? Cap locked me out of Earth, and I need somewhere to sleep.

"That ... that means you *will* continue doing it, right?"

*head explodes trying to resolve stupid bizarro logic*

No, jerk.

Ya while it'd be great for that to finally end. I think we need to talk about this weeks plan for a change.

It's bullshit I did not hit her, I did not hit her I deeeed KNOTTT

Oh hai Legion of Doom

Oh hi Antman.

We know your plans, "Kill everyone Aquaman loves and then gloat about it for decades."

What's new with you?

Hahaha

How's your sex life?

I can't tell you it's confidential

Anyway how is your plan to Keel the Batman?

Sorry I'm late guys, I had to go pay my BOOST MOBILE ™ phone bill

no, but I can find out real fast. Alright, it's down main street by the Walmart

Yo Tommy-baby, what's with that kuhrazy accent of yours, are you sure you're Americano babe?

Haha

I am so lucky I have you as my best friend....and I love Lisa so much

Hey Lex... I'm trying to have a pizza delivered. Whats our address for this place?

Nice try Batman

Well at least I have one. Fucking fish people. Kill em' all.

why are we here

we aren't evil we just want to murder these two annoying insufferable angels

Hes not the real lex luthor! I am! He Is an Impostor!

Cool then. Can we fucking get on with the planning then. I have fish folk to fry here.

What if the impostor is a Leauge informant? Do you want to give away you plans?

Hold up a fucking minute then. Doesn't everyone have like, security cards or a password or something to get in here? Lex did you lose your shit to this guy?

...

Last time we had a meeting some kid in a red cap and green shirt managed to sneak in here demanding that we kill three obnoxious "dorks" as he called them.

...I decimated the whole Cul-De-Sac, and left him the only one standing. Whose the "Dork" now Kevin?

Look, can we hurry this shit up? I need to pick my kid up from school and I have to kill someone at 4:30.

>this thread

YOU DARE CALL THE FIRELORD AN "IDIOT"?! COUNT YOURSELF LUCKY I DON'T JUST CRUSH YOU LIKE THE INSIGNIFICANT CREATURE YOU ARE!

Oh don't be such a hothead.

THAT TEARS IT! DIE INSECT!

We seriously need to put a stop to these degenerate sjw-hipster cartoons pandering to lazy fat people and retarded introverts.

I am sick and tired of seeing their cringworthy, unlikable farting asses on the big screen.

If we don't put a stop to it then it will continue through the 2020s.
Where did our parenting go so wrong, Sup Forums? I thought the 91-2005s would make them understand quality.

Pickle?

Gentlemen, Led Author has shown himself to be an incompetent leader! Therefore, I propose we get a new leader. That new leader..... Being..... Me!

I. Am. NOT a Pickle. I am Darkness Incarnate! One flick of my finger, and I shall drain the very life out of your pathetic little existence. I snap of my finger, and you shall be engulfed in Felfire! A simple whisper of a few words, and an Infernal would fall from the stars itself to crush your feeble bones to powder!

Now...,...
I suggest that we steal banks, in order to receive the funds for my latest project, the Rabbot 3.7

"So, have they started production on the Wonder Woman movie yet? Nobody's called me."

I think he was offering you a pickle,sir

Why do ya continue to plod around like gobbs, gettin' yer arse handed to ya by every Tom, Dick and Nancy who so muchs' look atcha.
Couldn't ya be doin something more worthwhile with all that supergeniusism?

Guys I broke the Bat! Stop ignoring me!

Oh shut it ya git! You'ze a grot dats grown to big fer 'is britches wot you'ze iz! Naow sit down an' shut yer gob, we'ze needz ta figa out where we'ze havin' owah next waaaugh!

Let the fun begin my children... Let the fun begin

GUL'DAN WHY A\RE YOU WASTING TIME WITH THESE MORTALS? GET YOUR BITCH ASS BACK TO THE TWISTING NETHER AND DO YOUR JOB OF FINDING ME NEW WORLDS TO BURN!!!!!!!!

Anyone up for Dorsia food?

Sure humie, Izit any Gud? I'ze Starvin'!

We use the US Senate security system

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No xenophobes allowed.

You can either get beat in or fuck in. Your choice.

G

Okay.
Which one of you fuckers stole the entire glue factory?

I think i might have the TIME for some.

Stinky hat.

I would like to see your angle about a possibility of my appearance in such a movie.

Bizarro did both, that's how he got in.

We wouldn't have this problem if I was in charge. Luthor is weak why do you all follow him, the age of Starscream is at hand.

Robo spider tits?

Hey, question, back in 1996, how come you didn't possess Terrorsaur but you did possess Waspinator? You know Waspinator was the Beast Era's punching bag, right?

They didn't let me in the Hall of Justice. My disguise was full proof!

I don't think he understood what we meant, but no one stopped either

So..uh..
Wonder Woman's Jewish?

Yeaaah, Grand Pa Star Scream, how come you didn't possess me!? We're family!

Only the new one. Lynda Carter wasn't Jewish.

Hey guys, whats my name again?

I say we all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes.

SO HAVE MY NEW ROBOT BOUNTY HUNTERS COME IN YET? IT FEELS LIKE IT'S BEEN FIFTY YEARS.

They invited me here master.
Hrm, well in that case no thanks. Buuut since we are talking...refreshments...how about a nice cup of something to drink. Don't worry, it's...Mountain Dew, Heh heh heh heh heh.

Heeey wait a minute. Jack vanquished you and undid the future that was Aku!

He only thing I think of when I see legion of doom base is Darth Vader Stewie

IF THE FANS WANT HIM TO KEEP HIS (inoslent) WAIFU, THEN I GET TO KEEP MY LAIFU!

What ever you say, big guy.

Face facts, Aku. Your TIME is up!

Hello?..
Yeah, well, uh, maybe you shouldn't, uh, BOOTY CALL ME when I've got guests here! Ohhhh, God, she is so horny for me. Alright, that's the last of the W's. There's a "Z" left but, ugh, got that unibrow... eh, screw it, look up Zambrano. Normally I wouldn't do a fat chick from the flag corps, but uh... IT IS A NEW ERA! Heh heh heh heh...
...of loneliness...
...Oh, God.

>Pffft come on, Superman. Mr and his Monster Society of Evil is waaay more evil and villainous then those wannabes.

So what are we doing for Pride month?

Can i join to the club?

Guys I think I saw that Crown dude stalking me on my way to work this morning. Should I be worried?

"Take a good, long look at these chumps, Blue. By tomorrow, half of them will be six feet underground. Most of them alive."
"Whatever you say, sis. I call the Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol."

That's great and all, but do you have a plan to kill Batman or not?

Shit, thank goodness I made it for today's meeting. I dropped off my dues at the front office.

Except for me and my kin, of course. we'd just dig ourselves out and cause more mayhem.

"Well then, Imma call up Pink and-"
"Blue, you fucking idiot. Pink is DEAD, remember?"
"Oh, yeah. Right. stupid rose quartz."

So, what happens after we kill all the superheroes? Then what do we do?

Have an orgy? That's what we were going to do, right? I'm pretty sure that's what we all agreed on. I even brought the condoms.

"Take over the world, duh!"
"And maybe we can lend you some planets WE'VE dominated personally."

>Rose Quartz

Funnily enough, that's one of the few types of Gem that ISN'T employed at my escort company.

I got Amethysts, Jaspers, Pearls, Peridots, and a few Zircons but no Rose Quartz Gems.

Wait until the alternate version pop in and then kill them. In the mean time the world is our won playground.

"GOOD."

Yo! The name's Jack Spicer, evil boy genius! But I'm sure my diabolical reputation has already proceeded me to all you fellow villainous masterminds here!

PLEASE LET ME JOIN! PLEASE!

Eh, All I have to do is send a few Surveillance Robots over to that human zoo and I'll have 3-5 of 'em under my employ.

Hmm... I think I should send over some Defenders and Strafers just to be safe, Defenders kinda look like Quartz Gems and Strafers are our equivalent to Peridots.

"BOI YOU BETTER NOT TOUCH MY FUCKING HUMANS I WILL COVER THERE AND BEAT YOUR HEARTLESS ASS INTO THE GROUND-"
"blue calm down ffs"

Heeeelloooo geo-ladies~

I procured on of Logan's myriad motorcycles, Magneto. I'll give you the directions while I ride bitch with you.

Namor says "Hi." We're a thing now. I think he gave me crabs.

"Alright, who the fuck invited Mordor"
"His name's Moltar-"
"I KNOW THAT"

jump on it

Gentleman, who should I give my dark greetings to today?