Tfw you were going to sexually harass the qt new secretary at work tomorrow but you can’t now because the overpaid...

>tfw you were going to sexually harass the qt new secretary at work tomorrow but you can’t now because the overpaid actresses wore black dresses to an award show

>tfw literally in the middle of sexually harassing someone when the award show started

Our time is up bro.
I knew it would happen.
That's why I raped an extra 5 chicks last week. One last blowout.

Can someone please explain to me why he is holding a rotten banana?

Fucked up and a got a triple double
Today was a good day

>I'm the youngest person on my floor in the office
>most of my coworkers are 50+ year old guys
>we hire a new 22 year old analyst right out of college
>she's very sweet and cute
>going into the break room to get coffee one day
>hear laughing
>two old dudes in there
>hang outside the doorway to eavesdrop
>they're talking about inviting the new girl out for drinks, getting her drunk, and fucking her
>oh shit
>start recording on my phone
>also call her office phone
>tell her to get over here
>she walks over and listen in
>gets pissed and starts going off on them
>HR is called
>the old guys lied saying she randomly went psycho
>pull up the recording on my phone
>one guy gets fired (he was already in the dog house with management)
>other guy gets transferred
>mfw

Get fucked

>not allowed to meme irl with your workbros
sad times

Kys fucking rat

He's removing his smile to reveal a frown.

This will fuck you hard in the future
Not your business and you you have now shown yourself to be a snitch
Noone from the lowest to the highest will trust you
If in fact this happened
Sounds fishy

>raping a roastie
>women in black materialise out of thin air during broadcast and cut my dick off

>about to rape an Opressed Woman™
>remember i am not jewish
>die instantly
what the fuck bros

men might not hire/promote you anymore but who cares, you'll get those fired for harassment in no time. Women will love you for snitching on the other men and promote you which is a recipe for success (look up glass elevator)

Here we have the soy white knight backstabbing his bro's

You will never ever fuck her

loving every laugh

>Women will love you for snitching on the other men
t. soyboy

This is a fallacy
Both men and women will know you as a rat
You're fucked in this job and possibly parts of your personal life because of this
Still don't know why you gave a fuck unless you wanna fuck the new girl and you preemptive counterattacked the guys that were gonna

You work at work, not waste time talking about fucking co-workers.

I work in finance. Our whole industry is about fucking people over.

do you work for the italian mafia or are you so disconnected to the real world you have no idea how it works?

>work in industry about fucking people over
>backstab two seasoned pros over a roastie
Watch your back retarded rat

you're gonna die the cuck rat you are

>You work at work, not waste time talking about fucking co-workers.
having good rapport with colleagues improves productivity

le don't tell le po po snitches get stitches i have le honor i don't lick le poosy cause thats for soyaboyas!

>gets some dickheads at your job in legal trouble for talking to each other

Naw, I do my job and will continue to point out to management people who are wasting company time

>legal trouble
perhaps they shouldn't have talked about gang raping an employee..

you are a true example of a loyal capitalist. Sup Forums will surely love you.

You're obviously under 30 possibly younger than 25. You think in a rose coloured glasses way still. Life isn't all awesome and people are fuckheads. What you think doesn't change it. You shown yourself as weak and will be treated accordingly. Laugh and mock all you like. You are the creation of your own demise (figuratively) and you will remember this thread when it happens.

you want to be remembered by me... how weak...

Well done desu, you're an actual good guy.
Keep going and you might reach heaven and maybe even fuck that qt

You sound like a chink i knew in grade school who would rat on everyone and girls always thought he was creepy for asking 'why no hug today' always a chink

what kind of low-end job do you have where you don't switch workplaces every 5 years?

I don't particularly care
I'm saying that the people pointing out your fallacy in this thread will come back to haunt you

If you're doing your job, no one can rat on you.

yup. he's fucking snitch. a marked man

are you a black man?

maybe women should find something in their lives other than being holes

Naw
White guy in BC Canada

Stop saying naw you faggy leaf

>white guy
>canada

Go back home ching cong, you aint fooling anyone

Kys you beta rat fuck

It should be legal to torture you to death

>56% calling others non-white

Wew

It’s over for you boyo, the brotherhood doesn’t tolerate rats. Our lads will come visit you soon to punish your fatal transgression.

I'm not in Hongcouver I'm in the Okanagan so yes I'm white.
How the fuck am I anything what you said
Oh yah I'm not
Diaf fuckhead

Wiat, youre not the faggot who ratted out his senoir coworkers for joking around? Cause thats who i was a calling a ching chong rat

No man
I was calling that faggit out as well

>wasted triple dubs on this rat
Kek is displeased

I'm Muslim so I can still rape lol.

Do soyboys dream of protecting thots?

>tfw sexually harass female coworker by grabbing her ass but can't be fired because I am an autistic diversity hire and if they fire me they fall below the quota

>(look up glass elevator)
>now imagining female colleagues in glass elevator and me looking up from lower floor
>mfw HR's up my ass for indecent thoughts

You laugh
I don't see that ass farfetched at all

>people in this thread think it's a-ok to talk about raping a co-worker while in the workplace

what did they mean by this?

I realise this is a joke to trigger tv virgins but this but unironically.

Joking about rape of a coworker is fucking stupid and only a virgin would think otherwise peace out bye

>and maybe even fuck that qt
Sure being a nice safe reliable person will get you all the wet young pussy in the world.

My bad

All G bruh

>You work at work, not waste time talking about fucking co-workers.

Spotted the autist

You're a woman

Dumb frogposter

I've always wondered this as well
What sense it does make?

>work in an office with nothing but 30-55 year old women
>it’s just me and another guy both in our mid 20s
>deal with what they would consider “harassment” on a daily basis
>we all know it’s just in good fun

guess who is gonna get all the shit, get blamed and fired when your floor gets weak results

In a nutshell this is it

See:

she's totally going to fuck you now bro.

>t. lazy degenerates or doing useless makework "jobs"

>have small argument with hot girlfriend last night
>she keeps it going and eventually cries
>2 seconds later is telling me how wet arguing makes her and how she wants me to rape her when she's being a bitch
>tells me she riled me up on purpose to try and get me to yell at her and call her names
>loves being called whore and filthy cunt
>get into the moment and tell her shed probably like if I fucked her when she's crying
>cums saying she loves me
>call her a retard and idiot throughout conversation
>she loves it
Women are NUTS dude.

Great example of a nice guy in the wild.

It's a pepper.

Oh well then
That makes all the sense in the world
What in the actual fuck

Peppers are kind of like fruit but hot

You mean you don't discuss all the depraved things you'd do to the little hotties at your workplace? Sounds gay

i don't get it

you did good tbqh

>date a crazy girl
>surprised she is crazy

hmmm

imagine being this beta

I honestly can't

I know what a pepper is
I don't know why he is holding it like that

Same here, and couldnt care less.