ITT: Funniest Simpsons gags
I know this thread is doomed to Sneedposting, so here goes nothing.
>"We're talking about S-E-X in front of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N."
>"'Sex Cauldron'?! I thought they closed that place down!"
ITT: Funniest Simpsons gags
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Alexander Jenkins
Jeremiah Murphy
>Now Bart, I don't want to alarm you, but we may have a situation involving a boogieman or boogiemen in the house!
Matthew Perez
>"No, Lisa. The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother. I call him Gamblor! And it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!"
Chase Brown
TRAMOPALINE!
TRAMBOPALINE!
Michael Ward
SNEED
Lincoln Jackson
Wyatt Sullivan
LISA, IN THIS HOUSE WE OBEY THE LAWS OF THERMODYNAMICS!
Gavin Thomas
Let the bears pay bear tax. I pay the homer tax
>that’s the home owner tax
Adam Barnes
lol. Even before that there's something funny to me about "I'm not Florida, I'm a monster!"
Lincoln Cox
Kekked
Landon Howard
I don't get it
Nathaniel Edwards
she says i'm not a state. and yes, that's also a joke.
i like how they put another joke after the punchline, make it even funnier
>ooh i have to pee. why did i drink all that coffee and bear and watermelon
Michael Watson
>i'm idaho
>yes of course you are
Julian Collins
>I can't believe I ate the whole thing
Jonathan Rodriguez
>Cauldron
IDAHO? NO U DA HO.
William Ortiz
It was the best of times, it was the BLURST OF TIMES?
Jeremiah Morgan
>Krusty thinks C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N spells cauldron"
>"Sex Cauldron is apparently the name of a seedy establishment he used to go to, hence his confusion.
Aiden Watson
Jaxson Martin
Even though I usually prefer gags in Spanish I still like em in English, but this one in particular is just miles better in Spanish
>SEXY CHILDREN? DIDN´T THEY CLOSE THAT PLACE DOWN?
Sex Cauldron is lame in comparison
Gabriel James
>bear
correcting someone else while making an error yourself? that's a paddlin'
Parker Barnes
We can't bust heads like we used to. But we have our ways. One trick is to tell stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for m'shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Gimme five bees for a quarter," you'd say. Now where were we... oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. I didn't have any white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...
Ethan Taylor
>the finger thing means the taxes
Jeremiah Campbell
Liberal: "You're worse than Hitler!"
Mr Burns: "Too late for flattery."
Jason Perez
>not knowing 'crack open a bear'
that's a paddlin'
Brody Cruz
>Skinner said the union will crack any minute, purple monkey dishwasher
Tyler Reed
Lisa, I'd like to buy your rock.
Elijah Campbell
>BART DO YOU WANNA SEE MY NEW CHAINSAW AND HOCKEY MASK?
Kevin Price
HELLO SIR
YOU LOOK LIKE A MAN WHO HAS PROBLEMS SATISFYING HIS WIFE
Hudson Sanchez
Sir, how would you like to get higher than you've ever been in your life?
Be an astronaut? Sure!
James Carter
>It’s a pornography store, I was buying pornography
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Ryder Cooper
>"I know how you feel; I lost my dog, too. He's in here somewhere!"
Elijah Lewis
Can't find it on jewtube so I'll just post the text from memory
>Sounds like someone came down with a case of Jebaditis
>Just after I was getting over my Chester A. Arthuritis!
>You had arthritis?
>Um... no
Kayden Wood
>Can I Borrow a Feeling? Bahahahaha
Go ahead Homer, laugh
>Why, I already did?
Blake Powell
lol @ the millenials not posting anything from last season
i can see you bought into the reddit meme that new simpsons sucks
Nathan Edwards
Uncle Moe's Family FeedBag
Aiden Williams
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It would have been funnier if they actually made them shrimps and not fish
Gabriel Foster
>Homer, I don't know what you have planned for tonight but count me out
Lincoln Ward
This'll be a treat!
Chase Morales
>GABBO IS COMING
Michael Torres
>How many gazebos do you shemales need?
David Jenkins
Are you even trying?
Blake Price
AURORA BOREALIS?!
Luis Davis
This line delivery is absolute perfection, but most people won't notice that it's the animation and body language that seal the deal.
Daniel Rivera
that's fucking disgusting spaniard, it's just using vulgarity. the english joke uses the english language as the joke itself and the dumbasses that speak it
Nathan Diaz
But it's not the voice actors, for sure it was the direction. Because nowadays homer is just a retard.
Like this one
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>i like stories
So simple, yet i think if he would say it in the new seasons he would be screaming it so it would sound HUUUR ITS BECAUSE I LIKE STOWWWIE
Luke Davis
Excuse me?
Liam Cox
>This line delivery is absolute perfection
Like this line:
>"You want me to change your name to 'Homer Junior'? The kids can call you Hoju!"
Isaiah Nguyen
The Simpsons is not, nor ever will be funny.
Aaron Cooper
ATOMS?
SIX OF THEM
Leo Foster
Who /melburnian/ here? My Facebook friends cannot stop abusing this show for their political crap. And they never know when to admit that a meme is dead. I'm still seeing STEAMED HAMS XD shit
Eli Ramirez
Kek, what a great way to start the day. Comfy thread lads.
>Good ol rock, nothing beats that!
Jack Flores
>and the Japanese will eat us alive
Jackson Myers
BOSH, FLIMSHAW!
Isaac Wood
Dad, you shot the zombie Flanders
He was a zombie?
Blake Cooper
>Well Simpson back to your loyal post in Sector 7G
>You heard him Simpson
>Ah dear Smithers. Your services are no longer required. You're fired.
>You shouldn't have gone on vacation!
Owen Morales
SUCK AND FUCK
GET IT?
Caleb Campbell
kek I'd forgotten that one, it's really good.
Aiden Young
brisbane here. get destroyed, cunt
Kayden Allen
I hate it
Gavin Murphy
rude desu, i'm suffering over here
Camden Wilson
Schindler and I are peas in a pod! We're both factory owners, we both made shells for the nazis, but mine worked DAMN IT
Alexander Reed
Ok boy, I wrote down exactly what to say, just read it and you're a shoo-in!
>Hello mr... Kurns! I bad want, money now. Me sick.
Oooh, he card reads good!
William Brooks
this whole episode is full of wonderful moments
Blake James
WHAT CAMERAS!?
Evan James
the defeat in his face as he says 'sears catalogue'
his face is priceless. this kind of animation is dead today in modern simpsons
Jonathan Russell
Carter Allen
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Owen Gonzalez
>Homer: *yells random gibberish*
>Marge: Homer, slow down.
>Homer: *says same random gibberish but slower*
>Marge: Think before you say words.
Angel Richardson
>"'Tis no man. 'Tis a remorseless eating machine. Arr!"
Grayson Barnes
Connor Gutierrez
any episode with these two in it
Elijah Fisher
"If only we'd listened to that boy instead of walling him up in the abandoned coke oven..."
Asher Bell
>"Blacula, followed by Blackenstein, and the Blunchblack of Blotre Blame.
>"WHOA!! Funky!"
Adam Perez
>I'll get down with your lawsuit. Disco Stu got hooked on the white stuff back in the 70s