Why did a goddess like Elastigirl and an Aryan ubermensch like Mr Incredible give birth to two hideous-looking freaks?

Why did a goddess like Elastigirl and an Aryan ubermensch like Mr Incredible give birth to two hideous-looking freaks?

At least Jack-Jack looks like a regular baby.

that goth chick was cute tho

They’re kids. Geez.

She's not even goth. Just a shy girl.

Why cant Elastigirl be my wife

>dat ass-grabbing
I just realized how sexual this movie was.

I wonder if they did those scenes for all the dads who had to take their kids to see this movie?

Would SJWs have a problem with this scene if it were made today?

>that tit jiggle
gets me very time

Anyone got drawing of elastic girl tied to bed with her own stretched limbs?

is there something SJWs don't have a problem with?

I'm pretty sure a straight, white, gentile couple is "problematic" these days. And then there's the fact they made white children (gasp!).

I had a crush on Violet before Shadman made it cool.

I'd still fuck her.

White male genocide.

They tried to make them unappealing in the hopes that pedophiles wouldn't start drawing porn of the, No such luck.

>shadman
>cool

>dat small boob giggle
god fucking dammit

Ehh, his Violet art is shit like the other 95% of his stuff, but he brought her into the mainstream for people to draw and wack off too, I remember when most Violet porn was just shitty mid-2000's "TOON P0RN!!" tier stuff.

HOLY SHIT I NEVER NOTICED BEFORE
Thank you my dudes

What's wrong with Dash? He looks exactly like a tiny Mr. Incredible

They're going to have Violet get blacked in the sequel aren't they? Can't fucking trust anyone these days.

Can't promote any kind of white/aryan/nuclear* family anymore

*unless it is homosexual/interracial

But she ended up the first movie with some Chad white bf and the sequel takes place like 5 minutes after the first one

Having them depicted as realistic children would be some creepy uncanny valley shit. The adults don't even have realistic designs.

>the sequel takes place like 5 minutes after the first one
You got a source on that buddy? Because I am pretty sure they haven't released any details on the sequel from what I understand.

They did follow up "5 minutes after the ending" in a videogame or something.

And even if they did start how you claim, nothing says they aren't going to undo that and have Violet meet someone more prominent in the sequel rather than a literally who extra nobody cares about from the first movie.