Now that the dust has settled, what the fuck was his problem?

Now that the dust has settled, what the fuck was his problem?

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>the dust has settled
No it fucking hasn't.

He's a retarded person. He got focused on and poked at and weird stuff came from that. It's not that complex.

Bad parenting and horrible mismanagement of mental illness. Honestly I can't bring myself to laugh at such a damaged creature. I'd say that I hope he gets the help he needs but clearly that time has passed.

>Now that the dust has settled
Is he finally dead?

DON'T CALL ANYBODY

>That time a 13 y/o boy pretended to be a girl, had phone sex with him and forced him to break the medallion and shove it up his ass

WENT TO GAMESTOP DRESSED LIKE A WHORE

TRASHED A DISPLAY 'CAUSE SONICS ARMS ARENT BLUUUUEE


SONICS ARMS ARENT BLUUUUUUUUUEE

basically what said

>what the fuck was his problem?
Autism
Parental neglect
Transgender
This trifecta explains literally everything in Chris' entire history right down to the Rosechu ovaries fixation.

Being american.

You Goddamn womanizing, raping...trollin' stupid, pickle-suited...NIGGER!

I'm surprised barb hasn't died yet

>pickle suited
Lost

>Now that the dust has settled
Did Sonic Forces get cancelled?

>Now that the dust has settled

Unless he died, you can just pack it up OP

>Be autistic boy born to man in his late 50s with a mother who forsakes her oldest for said man
>Brother despises mother and step father and fucks off as fast as possible and never contacts the family ever again.
>The highly intelligent father (owns patents and was an engineer) tries to teach Chris about life. Only thing is the lessons are land on infertile ground.
>Mother coddles her son as best she can because of a illness she knows nothing about
>Turn to religious preacher who has no idea what hes doing with Chris and instructs the parents to stay the course. Father and preacher start to denounce gays and minorities. Chris takes these lessons to heart.
>Chris wins a sonic contest which reinforces his delusions about a made up character being a source of pleasure and comfort
>Give in to the Chris's every demand well into his 20s. This includes buying hundreds of dollars worth of Pokemon cards every month and thousands of dollars on legos.
>Chris starts to develop in high school when a group of girls feel bad for him and let him sit with them
>Begins to resent the girls when they don't see him as a suitable companion for them
>Takes mom to the prom
>Go to community college and proceeds to hold up signs about wanting a "Boyfriend free girl"
>Gets supended
>Does it again and then gets expelled
>Parents fight the principle (Mary Lee Walsh) only to make things worse
>Mary Lee Walsh becomes the beacon of all the hate Chris has built up towards women
>Chris spends most of his years after college as a NEET going to church
>2007 comes and Chris-Chans first saga happens

I glossed over a ton of stuff. But I've been following Chris for years. Once his mother dies is when things are going to get interesting. A group home is where hes going to spend his final years most likely.

> Honestly I can't bring myself to laugh at such a damaged creature
Come on, user...
youtube.com/watch?v=Z1EiG1v7kG4

She's pretty damn close.
youtube.com/watch?v=INxLFmZhtWg

I find it quite surprising that this person is still living.

Flash lightning isnt Blue!
Flash lightning isnt Blue!
Flash lightning isnt Blue! Flash lightning isnt Blue! Flash lightning isnt Blue! Flash lightning isnt Blue!
Flash lightning isnt Blue!
Flash lightning isnt Blue!

>Now that the dust has settled

As long as s/he draws breath the dust can not settle.
It is always a waiting game for his/her next move.

his taste for panties is a definite no no

>That time Chris thought listening to sounds would cause him to grow a vagina so he cut a hole in his taint to "Help it grow"

You monsters better not be donating anything under 1 dollar. Video was quickly deleted after he put it up.

youtube.com/watch?v=ZUnZIZ8c5c0

This one was genuinely hilarious
>behaving like this to people who gave you any amount of free money

We really need an update on the state of that wound. He doesn't appear to be in any physical pain in all of his recent videos.

get a job you fat fuck

There is a thirty cent fee for donations, so if you pay him less than 30 cents then you are coasting him money

Leafy was only doing it "ironically", he said

Wait

That's snorlax? What the hell happened to her?

What are Chris' arguments for donations again?
He's not worth it

>A group home is where hes going to spend his final years most likely.
He'll get kicked out within the first month, he'll die on the streets or in a prison cell.

Barb brought him to the doctor and got him antibiotics for it. That is not even the best part of this Christians Saga this year.

I hope this means what I think it does

>ugly growth

???

Benis.

>do not tell anyone yet, please
>chris still confides in internet strangers despite all the shit it's caused over the years

his penor I'm guessing

How the fuck would he get the money?

God damn.

He is an immortal entity with the drawback that he can only change forms every so often. He's grown tired of this one and is trying everything he can to force the timer and become someone else.

Is this real? I thought Chris wanted to be able to give a child to a lesbian couple.

By the looks of it, begging for money over YouTube like

He has a monthly tugboat (welfare) he receives from the government. He also sells his art online.
For instance the sonichu medallion can be bought for 50 dollars. Its made out of Crayola modeling clay.

But the totem is where the value is. 1500 dollars for this finely crafted piece of art. He sold 2 already.
youtube.com/watch?v=XK6PceweUUw

The person from Sup Forums who bought it got it late and thus didn't have pay much/nothing at all

spare me, totem

He can do it himself.

>$1500

He's probably going to save some sperm.
I'm picturing a mason jar with a cracked seal sitting in his fridge, or minifridge if he has his own.
I can't quite see what the label says, though.

Yet CWC thinks Cole should send them money.

Wait.....Leafy was Bluespike?!?

Can't you just not accept those payments? That's kind of stupid.

He could fake his own death and sell them for 10 times that.

no

Inevitable unauthorized biographic comic adaptation when?

Those were wonderful threads.

>Normies get exposed to a heavily romanticized version of Chris
>A movie adaptation happens
>A broadway musical even
>Women lust over this heavily romanticized CWC

The government pays for the surgery here.

I'm waiting for the psychological study.

Are none of you going to say we are the problem? We're constantly trolling him, and his dad since day one. Fucked him up good by controlling his relationships and friendships. We are the ones who sculpted him this way by picking and choosing which button to push

really makes you wonder

>what was his problem
He was an autistic man who had his delusions fed by a bunch of people online

There's nothing to "get". Do some of you still think this is all an act? The man is sick and wasn't given proper attention or care

He would've been screwed anyways

this thread is a rule violation. take it to Sup Forums I heard they like retarded shit.

k

Chris-chan documentary by David Farrier when?

He's not on welfare. He's on disability. Welfare is for people who aren't working and (supposedly) looking for work. Disability is more money, and for people with an injury or condition that prevents them from working. You can work and receive disability, but there is usually a threshold of some sort, like you receive less disability payment for working. Like you lose 50 cents for every dollar you make at a job. (Numbers pulled out of my ass.) So many people on disability won't work at all as they are "losing " money.

>this thread wasn't killed on sight

This is e-celeb shit

Now that the dust has settled, why is OP such a retard?

I would also add the influence of people even more mentally fucked up than him: The permatrolls.

Some guy made a CWC doc for a highschool project and it was pretty okay aside from leaving out some key things.

At least he would have been another autistic raw cookie dough nobody instead of coming out from our oven

>tfw /k/ chris chan Jace Conners really wasn't Jace Conners, but an autistic man putting on a show for the internet

We aren't the problem, we are the solution. The only question is if we can take what we did to him and replicate it on a mass scale.

>This is e-celeb shit

Chris Chan is a comic writer, making him Sup Forums related.

>women lust
i knew of a girl online that had masturbated to his nudes
but she also wanted to fuck that midget bad guy from the lorax and toad from mario

We are far from the problem.

>Makes porn of characters.
>Chris over reacts
>Makes porn of his own characters to spite us.
>Draws porn of the girl who tolerates him.
>Blames us.

Every single Chris Chan saga basically boils down to this.

Nope, still kicking. I wonder what's he gonna do when his mom passes (she's like over 80).

>dust has settled
The dust won't settle on Chris Chan until he dies in five years. Maybe not even then.

That one went a little far I think.

You people aren't talking about the comic you're talking about him.

His worst stuff was totally separate from the internet.
>calling a guy nigger and threatening to SLAM YOUR FACE DOWN for losing at pokemon
>trying to run over a guy for kicking him out of a store
>wandering around public places trying to solicit sex from strangers
>defacing stores for having HEXBOX merch
>macing people and threatening them for calling security
>threatening people over changing the arm color of a fictional character