> TFW you'll never fug your turboQT sister on Christmas morning after returning home from a volunteer trip from West Africa. Why Live?
youtube.com
Folgercest is a thing...
vanityfair.com
"...the Internet has perversely skewed what was intended to be a warm Kodak moment into darker, Sup Forums-like waters".
> so wrong.
White people are so unbelievably beautiful
You just know!
>your sister will never look at you this way
why live?
>nobody will ever look at you that way
>tfw you're a girl but an only child
>no qt brother :(
I-I'll be your brother
If they just made the girl a toddler or something, no one would think incest. Well I'm sure some of us would, but not like the general public.
what did they mean by this?
trap
Source?
>I Must have the wrong
>*Points to herself* Sister!
what did they mean by this?
wrong house*
The original had a toddler sister.
wheres the fuck scene
I can't believe no one made an incest porn parody of this.
someone post the fanfic
Trips make it true
that was disappointing
Well that wasn't funny so I hope whoever wrote it died.
His eyes moved to the red ribbon she had planted on his right pectoral muscle. He saw something in her eyes when she touched him. A recognition of firmness. After all, he was toned to perfection from weeks of rebuilding a church in Rokoray, along the northern banks of the Great Scarcies River. He had met a woman there who reminded him of his sister. He cared for her, taught her a fledgling example of English, had even found himself feeling love for her. That was not a sisterly love however. Then again… was this?
He began to open his mouth. Any moment his parents would walk downstairs. The look on her face said they were on the same channel. Everything he had just thought, she heard it. He spoke.
“Listen, when mom and dad go out to say hi to the Gelsons next door tonight, let’s hang back, go upstairs and fuck the shit out of each other.”
“What?” She answered, bewildered.
“C’mon let's do it. Let’s fuck. Haven’t we always wanted this?” He reached out to reassure her, but she pulled away, fear in her eyes. “Whoa whoa. Uh no I’m just happy you’re home from Africa. What the hell are you talking about wanting to fuck me? Are you seriou--” And like a blade being hammered on the anvil, his father’s voice rang out from behind him: “WHAT IN SAM HILL IS GOING ON HERE?”
“I can explain…” he stammered, but was cut off by the visceral scream from his mother as she began sobbing into her bathrobe. His father erupted, white morning spittle shooting from the corners of his mouth.
“NO SON OF MINE IS GONNA DRINK FUCKING FOLGERS COFFEE!” He belted his son in the face, knocking the boy unconscious. “THIS IS A PEETS COFFEE HOUSE!”
Drink Peets Coffee.
They really didn't do their research on the original. In West Africa but loves Folgers coffee. My sides!!!
Which one? lmao
Literally the commercial would be completely fine and normal EXCEPT their lingering gaze at each other at the end lasts like 1 second too long
the one where they have that cottage with the flowers and the brother dies iirc
>white people and their weird sick incest shit
white people are fucking crazy s m h....
Kill yourself, LARPer.
Was she told to do that or did she just want to hop on the actor's dick?
>butthurt whitey triggered sane people don't jerk off to their sick sisterfucking fantasies
lmao