Shit Casuals Say

>The Watchmen

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is the best graphic novel of all time

REEEEE ITS A COMIC
REEEEE ITS ACTUALLY PRETTY GOOD THOUGH

>Spiderman

>They're called Graphic Novels

Super Man
Aqua-Man
Ironman

Manbat :^)

I hate casuals so damn much.

>be in local LCS shop
>simple conversation with shopkeep
>tell him to "keep on truckin', like Crumb said"
>he doesn't know what I'm talking about

>later on
>he's talking about some "weird battle bunny book" a customer bought
>he's always on the hunt for dirty, filthy furfags
>they're good fodder for him to laugh at
>I look over, it's an Usagi Yojimbo omnibus

>one time
>shop setting up for MtG tournament
>he's talking about his Cerebus the hound card
>I tell him he must have meant "Cerberus"
>I tell him that "Cerebus" is an aardvark
>he insists that I'm mistaken

>once
>a middle-aged couple is browsing and arguing with each other
>I call them a couple of love bunglers, ask shopkeep his opinion
>he just stares at me blankly

>one day
>customer tries to buy a comic, he stops them
>"Rob Liefeld is the worst cancer to ever hit the industry" he explains
>"for your own sanity, avoid him at all costs" he goes on
>customer returns the comic to the shelf
>it's the 2012 relaunch of Prophet

>another day
>stray cat enters the store
>starts rubbing herself against him (he smells like fish desu (to be honest))
>he tries to shoo her away but she won't go
>I remark "that's one crazy cat, amirite?"
>I'm not proud of that
>I wasn't funny, I wasn't clever, I wasn't original
>but damn, he didn't show even the slightest hint of recognition

>2015
>ask if he's going to push any Bechdel comics after their success at the Tony Awards
>he yells at me that comics can't win Tonies
>not worth my time, I just walk away

>the worst
>every time someone comes and asks for fantasy and scifi recs
>all he can recommend is Vertigo (like Sandman) and Cosmic Marvel (like Annihilation)
>I mean, those aren't bad comics
>I mean, the customer will enjoy reading them
>but really, is that ALL he knows?
>is that ALL he can recommend?
>smdhtbqhfam

All true. He considers himself "knowledgeable" about "comics", but all he really knows is two publishers and one genre. What a casual.

ninja manbats

Why is Sandman confused?

>local LCS shop
>loca local comic shop shop

I feel like a series about a shopkeeper and a customer that hate each other, and yet the customer continues to hang out with him for no reason, would be pretty entertaining.

every issue ends with a split page of the customer climbing into his car and the shop keep looking out the window with one shared bubble.

"I fucking hate that guy."

First day on Sup Forums?

How about The Eltingville Club?

Thanks for the laugh/rage

>Batman is my favorite superhero

>he didn't watch The Watchmen cartoon growing up
It's a forgivable mistake imo, just because they happened to like the show doesn't mean they're obligated to read the source material.

"I'm nutty!"

>Wait, Daredevil is a comic book? Aren't those for kids?

> Aquaman only talks to fish
> Batman is like the best character because he's human
> Why is DC making their own avengers?
> there is more color lanterns?
> I would love to be in a Harley/Joker relationship
> What do you mean that there is more then 2 comic companies?


I only heard one person say this, but it ticked me off
> is Scott Pilgrim marvel or DC?
I hate owning a LCS sometimes

Ship free comic books to my house RIGHT NOW

>I love superhero movies, Batman and the Avengers are so epic! I'm going to discuss them on the Comics & Cartoons board.

>Dan Slott is a good writer
>Brian Michael Bendis is a good writer
>Geoff Johns is a good writer
>Mark Millar is a good writer

You might justifiably be angry at him for being a casual but I bet he's angry at you for never shutting the fuck up.

>Comics written before the 90s are all terribly written silly kids' stuff!
>Comics written from the 90s are all terribly written edgy teens' stuff!

It's called Clerks

>Watching Flash Point Paradox with my friends
>Get to the part where Superman just holds Heatwaves belt bomb in his hands
>explodes
>friend says "Oh yeah right"
>Mfw

>Harley Quinn is my favorite
>Deadpool is so funny
>Superman is a boring gay boy scout
>Because I'm Batman LOLOLOLOL
>Nice Sheldon shirt, do you watch the Flash?

>But Green Lantern is black

A serial compiled into both a soft cover and hard cover graphic novel.

It has been sold as a graphic novel.

Get over it.

>one day
>customer tries to buy a comic, he stops them
>"Rob Liefeld is the worst cancer to ever hit the industry" he explains
>"for your own sanity, avoid him at all costs" he goes on
>customer returns the comic to the shelf
>it's the 2012 relaunch of Prophet
youtube.com/watch?v=Ag1o3koTLWM

This desu

>I prefer Marvel over DC because they have funny characters like Spider-Man and Deadpool
I have no problem with liking Marvel over DC, but at least give me a worthy reason

quality pasta

similar
>Marvel characters are humans pretending to be gods
>DC characters are gods pretending to be human

>Mark Millar is a good writer
No, casuals says his isn't.

>>DC characters are gods pretending to be human
I think this pisses me off, since the second most popular Justice League one completely shifts that entire idea on its head. The JLI and JLE were humanized to the point of both hilarity and sincerity.

>I would love to be in a Harley/Joker relationship
You don't know for sure that they're casuals. They could just be a little fucked up.

>Young Justice is a great series with good writing, and not at all overstuffed and too concerned with having as many DC characters as possible show up for no narrative reason! Red Tornado!

>Superman is op and boring

>being this autistic

>Wonder Woman is always getting rebooted
>Martian Manhunter is just a more OP superman
>Non cape comics are pretentious
>Why doens't batman uses his money to help gotham?

>I can't relate to him, he's an alien!
>Batman's an actual person like me!

>I want Constantine in Injustice 2!

>Martian Manhunter is just a more OP superman
He is though.
>"""""last""""" survivor of his race
>because of comic book science gets bullshit powers on Earth
>stupid weakness

>Why doens't batman uses his money to help gotham?
Why doesn't he though? Yeah, he might finance various facilities and institutions and whatnot, but nothing he has done as Bruce Wayne with his money has had a permanent impact.

>How about The Eltingville Club?
But there's only one episode of that.

I know right? He's Arabic. Not every dark skinned person is black, racist fucks.

It's almost the opposite when you think about it

But tell me this, OP Who watches The Watchmen?

>because of comic book science gets bullshit powers on Earth
Thanks for proving my point, MM didn't get any powers after reaching them, he just keep the natural abilities every martian had.
Also Superman and MM personalities are completely different.

>Why doesn't he though? Yeah, he might finance various facilities and institutions and whatnot, but nothing he has done as Bruce Wayne with his money has had a permanent impact.
Nothing a anybody on cape comic does has a permanent impact.

>he didn't watch The Watchmen?
Who even watches them?

>I don't like comic books user
>it's nothing but forced imagination.

That's when she got into a fight with a female friend. It was pretty great to watch.

>I browse Sup Forums

>The Watchmen are my favorite superhero team.

Obviously the Watchmen watchers.
But then it becomes recurrent...

>Batman with preptime can beat anyone
>Superman is boring because he's overpowered

One of the best Isekai/Harem of the decade imo if you know it

>Superman is so boring
>Marvel is good
>I love the Teen Titans.

OMG what a great movie, two thumbs up

>batman can kill superman and has done so
>goku beats superman
and added to the list
>supergirl is stronger than superman, i watched it on the supergirl show!! yas queen!!

Spiderman instead of Spider-Man. I've gotten into fights over this.

That's ricky martin not sadman

She was before they nerfed her

FRIENDS FOREVER

Nothing pisses me off quite like this

> I would love to be in a Harley/Joker relationship
my gf says this, it's cringy af
I started laughing maniacally once during sex while she asked "am I your Harley?" and we had to stop because she felt too embarrassed
she also loves to repeat those fucking lines from the SS movie like "im known to be quite vexing"

>goku beats superman
This is true though

Superman's power level rises and falls with every new edition.
Goku's has been skyrocketing since 2005.

>getting stalemated by krillin
>skyrocketing powerlevel

>Sup Forums

>stalemated by Krillin
Hold the fuck up. You're gonna have to give some context to that. The hell is going on in Super?

>>I tell him that "Cerebus" is an aardvark
why do you know this

>another tournament coming up
>goku is looking for teammates
>goes to krillin
>goku wants to fight him to test out his current strength
>badly animated atatatatatata.mp3
>goku goes full power super saiyan blue
>has a kamehameha fight with krillin
>krillin is slowly losing but 18 steps in to stop the fight and remind goku that its a team match
Not exactly stalemated but "slowly beating" krillin when he's in super saiyan blue form shouldnt be a thing

meanwhile, 17 told him he was holding back when they sparred, and all that nigger did (after the cell saga) was fight off poachers with guns

>Shit Casuals Say

UNITED TOGETHER

Pffffft! What the fuck? When did Krillin get so fucking SWOLE all of a sudden?

Honestly, I ain't even mad. Power levels have always been cancer.

>it's nothing but forced imagination.


What does that even mean?

>I like Batman cause he's like an underdog!

Man, Dragon Ball is just ass, innit

Even as I kid I couldn't get into it, but was obligated to watch it because it was all the other kids at school ever talked about.

>literally the most popular dc character is popular for the reason stated to apply only to marvel
I mean, of you're gonna be wrong at least be consistent.

Also
>superman is boring because he always wins
>batman is great because he always wins

The Dragon Ball portion is great.
Dragon Ball Z, when it becomes Superman ripoff but with power levels is overhyped nostalgia trash.

Why is Goku fighting a giant penis in Saiyan armor in the fifth column?

>Honestly, I ain't even mad. Power levels have always been cancer.
Thread material right here. There's nothing wrong with power levels. If your reading comprehension skills are below shonen jump's target audience of course it will seem like nonsense, but its your fault.

>is that Red Skull?

>"There are a couple of comics I like. What are you into?"

Fuckin' casuals, am I right? With their moderate interest in a hobby. Truly repugnant.

>There's nothing wrong with power levels.
There is when they override everything else, and are the measure by which entire characters are judged. Which has absolutely become the case. VS-fagging is cancer, and Dragon Ball only served to make it worse than it ever had been.

You may fuck off back to Screwattack now.

I still don't get what the big deal about this is.

You sound like a fucking loser my man

wtf does this nean do you not know who Cerberus the Ardvark is

>>There's nothing wrong with power levels.
>There is when they override everything else
Override what? Two characters fight and the stronger one wins. You dont need a number for it. It happens irl too.

>and are the measure by which entire characters are judged.
That just means the fanbase is cancer and the reason is because of idiots like you. Not a problem of the work itself.

>shopkepper prolly only wanted the job to pay his bills/rent and is living paycheck to paycheck
>he prolly think "this fucking nerd won't zip his lip whiling quiping more then Joss Whedon"
In all likelihood, there is a high probability he hated you and refuse to interact with you at all costs.

>My favorite superhero group is The Watchmen

Dump her

The sheer amount of people crying about whitewashing when the GL movie came out was ridiculous.

Subtle, but accurate.

It's like they only know seven characters from DC and have no clue about any of the secondary characters. However, even those "gods" are incredibly human.

it's also a comic

>that's Hellboy

You shouldn't date 12 year old girls, user. Is wrong.

In my screening, someone identified his OC servant as Dr.Doom.

Also, guy behind me during end credits scene for Iron Man 2:
>Iron Man is going to weild Excalibur in the third movie!!
Me:
>That's Thor's hammer, Mjölnir.
Him:
>Shut the fuck up, nerd!

I had never read Thor at that point. Just the Edda.

>reading the Edda

Fucking nerd.

Wow, what a fucking nerd