Crack ship thread

UNSPEAKABLE EVIL edition

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So apparently this is considered a crackship, I guess.

Lars x Sapphire

Why are people getting butthurt about the Blossom lover but is totally okay with a Blossom lover thread?

If there is no romantic interaction between two characters then yes iys a crackship.
Its any ship thst has/had no chance at bring canon in anyway.

One is a man self-inserting himself to be a preschoolers love interest, and the other is the Master of Masters, the Deliverer of Darkness, the Shogun of Sorrow finding an ideal mate in an ADULT Blossom.

Aku x blossom is the best crack ship

Is it still considered a crackship if the characters eventually have canon interaction and one of them uses terms of endangerment?

Face it. You know Vasquez would never allow Love to Bloom in the Grim Darkness of the future that is Zim

Buttercup x Johnny test

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Gonna need sauce on this op

What happened to her NSFW account?

The most popular ship is the most crack ship
and I'm okay with that

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purged

Yes. Because sweetpea is a nickname you can give anyone used mostly for children. Its not a romantic nickname.
And i said canon romantic such as confirmed attraction.

Doctor Doom x Azula.

How did the Aku x Blossom crack ship began? I at first thought it was just some Bleedman shit but it seems like it predates him?

I guess I should have known. Do you know if she's planning to start up anywhere else?

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>not posting the superior edition
wew lad

I would be okay with the destruction of the original trilogy for this.

Just saying....

Everyone knows that.

It's goin' all accordin' to keikaku mon!

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>TFW I had a friend who unironically defended Jared.

I am glad I blocked that creepy fuck out of my life for good.

My sides they hurt

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is this a berserk reference
SAUCE
aku is cool

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sauce here

im gonna need a link to the uncropped version

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I like this

Ultra Heretical! *Blam*

here it is
rule34.paheal.net/post/view/2205006#search=Aku

better save it before someone reports it for any kind of reasons.

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I'm a starcofag but I don't see anything wrong here

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"Let me guess. You`ve got a great personality "

Yes, this.

BUT he did joke about Gaz being Zim's love interest in the DVD commentary for the Tak episode.

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I remember this ship having a decent following back in the day. Wonder whatever happened to that.

40 billion dollar keks

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>not Johnny Bravo
one fucking job

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You bastard...
youtube.com/watch?v=6zBTF4INW5g

>all this weak idea of "crack"shipping

If the characters are from the same show it's not really a crackship even if it would never happen in a million years, proper crackship is more like JokerxReptar off the wall level. The definition's been watered down.

Kek wtf so obscure yet perfectly matched.

I legitimately cannot explain why. I've heavily considered making a swinger comic between Toph Zuko, Aang, and Mai. If only because I know it will never be made unless I take matters into my own hands.

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Huh.

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>TOM X JANNA
Crack ship but I like it.

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There should be more philanthropist x bounty hunter ships!

Why though?

Give any arbitrary object enough character, give it to a man and you can bet, he will fall in love with it eventualy.

Have you ever seen a car lover? Heck, even I talk to my old car and adresy her as an od lady. Go over to /k/ I am ste you will find enough gunnuts to prove my point.

So how in the workd is it a strech, that a guy, who grew up with the said character and later on even got a job becauae of her, would over the years grew geniualy fond of her. Give him a break!

Although, it is retarded to self insert himself like a fanficfag into the actuall canon, I will give you that

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Do tell

Nothing about you is special MC

kek

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That kid's ¾ human and a mix of Chozo, Metroid, and X

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Finally found it. I don't know why this one is so popular. Seems like Dexter and Buttercup would have more in common (specifically hate). Course these are the same people who didn't see Dexter being a sexist, pudgy, sociopath, so...

Autistic jew Guts when?

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Is this really a crackship? It seems like it's pretty easy to see if you're an adult fan of the show.

Or, at least, it's pretty easy to see that Stacy crushes hard on Candace, but Candace only has eyes for Jeremy so she doesn't notice it.

That's pretty cute actually. Wouldn't mind an animated parody of that.

I dunno, I mean, that's pretty true but still, I'll allow it.

Arent they divorced?

Who knows, you can never trust the rags out of Toontown. They hype up every little thing.

WHOA MAMA

>After Cortana switched sides, Master Chief was never the same anymore...

Give a link if she's nude please?

I always suspected to be subliminal, I mean there's no way they would have gone this far without exploring each other once?

Here's the rule 34 link: rule34 (.) paheal (.) net (/) post (/) view (/) 1945700#search=teacupballerina

Teacupballerina may ship Aku and Blossom, but her art/porn is pretty decent.

I like this one

That's fucking hilarious. Holy kek.

>I don't know why this one is so popular.
One because of Bleed. Two, because they are two smart people. The problem with this ship though, is that people usually chill Dexter the fuck out, instead of the eccentric mad scientist that he is so he fits better with Blossom.

>tfw Skullgirls Shenanigans and Goings-Ons play when I went into this thread

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Has anyone tried to send this to him?

Please.

>UNSPEAKABLE EVIL edition
neato

Gonna need some Greg x Blue Diamond pics

Doom would be the good cop in that relationship, the reasonable one with a sense of morality.

SHE'S A THIEF

>That kid's ¾ human and a mix of Chozo, Metroid, and whiskey

Fixed that for you.

That Blossom is tops, thanks.

Even thought I know it's low, I really hope they get some interaction that's not 100% negative

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nice

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