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Hey there, Sup Forums.

I'm thinking of new ways to torment Barry Allen and his lovely wife.

Any suggestions?

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Get a life, go out, meet people, find a nice girl, settle down, stop being a giant man child.

Right as Barry is about to put penis in vagina, jack him off to orgasm

Go back in time and shit in his coffee every day

When Barry is about to bang his wife, replace her and make him fuck you instead it will be so funny

Tie his shoes with knots he is not used to so he will have trouble taking off his shoes

Replace his shampoo with a cheaper brand that will damage his hair over time

NTR is the only solution.

Put a smidge of shit in his nostrils so he smells shit everywhere he goes

Give his wife magic Speed Cancer.

Or, you know, just pump her full of speed until she's high as fuck and can't control her own body and then begins suffering organ failure.

Use your super speed to fart in his salad before it gets delivered to his table.

Whenever he's borwsing the internet, nudge his hand so he clicks on the wrong links

Also edit all his emails at super seped right before he hits send so they have embarrassing typos

Give his credit card details to a "Nigerian Prince"

I like this one. Banging while on Speed Force? Must investigate further.

Hmm... May be worth trying next time I fill his browser history with porn as soon as Iris has to use the computer.

Give Iris a sex change right before he fucks her so it becomes gay sex.

That dork Allen will love "her" even as a man...

no homo though just for the lulz

Fuck Barry gf and send the video to everyone.

Reverse his toilet paper

Switch his bathtub faucet to cold water when sets his bath.

Steal a single sock every time he does his laundry.

Get Barry to kill Iris. It's the only way.

Fuck came here to say this.

How about superspeeding into his toilet and putting clingfilm over the basin?

nah, in the eyes, give him perpetual pink-eye

This please

Learn super ventriloquism and fuck up the things he wants to say.

Keep whispering "I like men" in his ear every day.

Introduce him to tvtropes. Even with superspeed, he'll be there forever.

Use super speed to make the tags on his shirt always stick out

When he goes out to dinner use your powers to change his tip amount to zero so the waiter thinks he's rude.

When he isn't looking pump his Youtube search history full of WatchMojo anime top 10 videos

Change his mouse sensitivity every day

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Replace all his dinnerware with plastic equivalents

When Barry is working at the PD and it seems he might have come up with a new clue for a case, use your super speed to turn the lights off and on really fast to distract him so he forgets.

Replace his clean pillowcases with dirty ones whenever he tries to wash them

Enter Barry into a radio sweepstakes for a free cruise and rig it so he wins. But right before he tries to be the 9th caller and win the tickets, use your speed to get on the line before he does and scream over the radio, "IT WAS ME BARRY." then sink the ship

Leave him alone for a bit. He'll marry Iris and have a kid. Kill them then. Gut the child in front of the father.

It's what I did to Fish Breath, that stupid looking piece of shit

Do you think RF is upset that Zoom's crush is completely destroyed already while RF's crush is doing just fine?

Take all his DVD's or Bluerays and switch the disks in each box.
Then take about 2 or 3 and stash them out in the open at Hal's place.

Every time they try to cook something, set the oven temperature about 50 degrees lower or higher than it should be.

Before the day of their marriage, kidnap Iris and change yourself to look like her, then marry Barry. That'll show him.

Jack off Barry so he jizzes his pants in the middle of eating dinner.

Turn his wife into a lesbian

Pure evil

First, you make him love chocolate muffins. After he likes them, you replace the chocolate with raisins whenever he eats one.

Go back in time before Barry bangs his wife, knock her up yourself, bring Barry on Maury and nationally humiliate him

Super-speed impregnate her and make him think that he is raising his own kids, waiting until he finishes paying their college to tell him they were your kids all along

>Steal their mail, all of it
>Keep fucking with their telephone lines and internet
>Just keep doing really petty shit that no one would suspect would be you
>Replace Milk with Expired Milk
>Deliver a package of Dragon Dildos
>Fuck with the plumbing while the Flash is out saving the world
>Randomly appear behind his wife if she's checking her reflection sometimes holding a carton of milk and a Dragon Dildo
>Next time you confront the Flash when he goes to bring up this shit deny it and say he's simply trying to use you as an excuse for his perversions and lack of responsibly as a man
>Also the rest of the shit is just for the humor of it

>turn all the pictures on his wall slightly askew
>create a puddle super fast when Barry is about to take a step so he gets all wet
>poke holes in his trash bags so they spill out garbage every time he takes it out
>replace the sugar in his coffee every morning with sea salt
>piss in his toilets tank so more pee comes out whenever he flushes
>write I LOVE COCK word bubble on every single Flash photograph in the public record
>routinely blow softly in Barry's ear and never allow him to know who's doing it
>go back in time, meet Barry's mother before she met his dad, take her out to a very nice dinner and exciting movie, show her a good time and then NEVER CALL HER BACK
>rape his dog

>>go back in time, meet Barry's mother before she met his dad, take her out to a very nice dinner and exciting movie, show her a good time and then NEVER CALL HER BACK
EVIL

That's fucking evil.

just move his furniture an inch to the left, every single day
Also, stash gay porno mads is all his schoolbooks.

Shit on his ceiling fan.

>It's the only way.

To what? To marry him?

Leave a yellow cake on the table with your emblem every time the Flash wake's up.

He will cry everyday asking "Why you keep doing this to me??"and trown the cake away

The evil part is that the cake isn't poisoned or anything, i's just a very tasty cake that he will never have the trust to taste

Order 20 large sausage pizzas to be delivered to their house and make the sausage your poop

The hilarious thing here is that if Sup Forums existed in the DC universe, I can absolutely imagine Zoom showing up here and requesting new ideas for terrorizing Barry.

When she tells him to take out the trash and he does, put it back just as she's checking.

>making a man throw away perfectly good cakes out of fear
That's genius, user, but I'll raise you one even better; STEAL the cakes from local children who's birthdays happen to be the same day your nemesis will wake up to find them, and then just keep pulling the same trick on him over. and over. and over again, until he literally has no room to throw anything else anyway but entire trash barrels full of sweet, delicious desserts that he dared not to even take a single bite out of.

It'll of course be reported all over the local news that somebody's stealing no less than 7 cakes a week from heartbroken birthday kids all over the city, and when the garbage man finally does comes along and pieces two and two together; the Scarlet Speedster will be royally fucked. And who will believe him when he claims some lunatic from the 25th century is stealing those cakes just to mind-fuck the shit out of him? NOBODY, not even in a city where a full-fledged assault led by a telepathic gorilla is just your typical 'Tuesday'.

Those who've conjectured that stealing cakes was the perfect crime, they were wrong... FRAMING somebody for stealing, *and* wasting perfectly edible confectionery treats- now THAT'S the crime of the century.

use force-vibrations to look like Barry
Impregnate his wife when she thinks Zoom is Barry
wait until they're born
Reveal it to barry, with DNA proof

Impregnate his wife at super speed and have Barry raise your kid.

Mr.ZOOM, what is your plan if Barry and other Barrys from the various universes rally against you? I don't thing the other yous will work with you.

put iris into the speed force.

Make any of these boards his home page

Change his desktop wallpaper to a futa girl

Put cp onto his hard drive, then before he can find it send an anonymous tip to the police. his reputation will be ruined.

Any time he tries to go to a website, open up furry porn instead.

Get other Zooms obviously

This

Show him a picture of Oliver and Hal being the best of friends.

Put a bunch of inflation porn on his phone then leave it lying around unlocked

Perfect.

introduce him to Sup Forums at early age

Give him a foot/scat fetish

When his wife finally gets pregnant give her an abortion and take the child's place in her womb, he'll be so pissed off when he finds out your his son.

Jek

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Damn. Barry should just bite the bullet

W8 I'm ordering a pizza and then Remove the pepperoni from it

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