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Never going to have art direction like this again.

Good, ASBAR was shit.

Thank christ for that

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The dark gods show us mercy.

What the fuck was fucking wrong with these fucking comics? Fuck!

>What the fuck was fucking wrong with these fucking comics?
Nothing, there's nothing wrong

Only Bruce Wayne can compete with Superman.

Imagine what modern Moore's script would be like.

Why do all women in Frank Miller comics have weird violent Bloodlust fetishes?

Was he masturbating when he wrote this?

Literally nothing is wrong with ASBAR

>nothing is wrong with ASBAR

It stopped.

Okay you got me there

4 pages of rambling about snakes and the industry accompanying one line of Batman stubbing his toe on the Batmobile

Im not complaing

I was masturbating when I read it

Unf.

dat oliver look-alike on her boob

Hopefully it will come back.

It's ASBAR, it may as well be Oliver.

More like the greatest and most realistic Batman ever

It was really lazy to just put her in the outfit right out of the gate. Frank Millar had a stroke, forgot how to write and everyone is too scared to call him out on it.

.......what? Those were not policemen right?

Bruce is rich as can be, has a shitty ass normal shower.

...and uses it to fuck tatted up trashy women.

>all this hot comic art
>nobody draws explicit nude
>anything that's nude is drawn in some experimental art or something

> Eventually he just stops trying to do art direction and starts going on about the prostitute he killed on a trip to Los Angeles once and how her blood is still in his unwashed beard

No, they're cops, but they're "dirty cops." They're trying to get Dick into their custody because they don't want him to tell everyone he saw his parents murderer.

I don't even recall if they address why the Joker wanted Dick's parents dead anyway. ASBAR is fucking stupid and Frank Miller is a fucking shithack.

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good you virgin

There are adult comics with nudity, but it's all edgy tryhard ultraviolence waxing Shakespeare. It fucking sucks.

Isn't that when he had amnesia?

>he doesn't read euro comics

Not only do I not have a problem with this sort of thing. I seek it out.

Plebs.

Nothing, troll.

Yes, because edgy tryhard liberalism is so much better.

Same here.
I know what I like and i am not ashamed of it

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>'Goddamn' used every other goddamn word

How self aware was Frank being when he wrote this?

>muh morals
fuck off, tryhard edgy shit is all american Walking Dead goreporn. eurocomics have taste

Well it is the Goddamn Batman

ASBAR is practically Frank doing a parody of himself, so probably very aware

Mmm, gimme more.

Asbar art direction was spectacular. The script was fucked -except the yellow room scene-. but the art direction is how things ought to be.

I just drew the cover for the first instalment of my own comic. Giant ass in the foreground was my first thought.

>I haven't kissed a smoker in WEEKS.
Muh Batman.

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i kind of agree. i just wish certain artists like in the op would draw nude, or some guy copies them in that style. a terrible but simple wish

short-haired supergirl does some strange things to my dick

Sauce?

>Ok Jim, I'm shameless

OH YOU DONT FUCKING SAY FRANK!!!

Ironically, this is the most tame shit he has done post-DK2.

Dark Knight 3 contains the first-ever depiction of Wonder Woman's nipple in a DC-published comic though in the context of breast feeding her baby.

I read that Comics Journal interview with Veitch, those Swamp Thing scripts were crazy, but apparently if they went off script he was fine with it. He just had a detailed panel by panel vision in his head that he gave to them.

super dyke and bat bitch

There were like four month waits between some of the issues, by that time people had complained so much about the initial goddamn batman line that he probably put it in the script again to give them the finger.

Yeah, but he was still rich.

All Star Batman and Robin

Anybody who hates ASBAR hates good comics desu

I always thought "balloons from above" was him describing her ass.

Now I realize he means the word balloons are coming from above.

...okay, now I'm curious where Bruce picked up an alt girl, what issue is this?

He's got a beard so I think it's during the Gordon as Batman arc.

Does anyone else read ASB&R Batman dialogue in Lego Batman's voice?

>Not having a special skank shower in addition to your good good shower

Are you retarded?

With an internet full of porn, this kind of thing is pointless.

Hal is the fucking best

this is great

it's one of the finest works of satire ever written

this series was very lewd

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No, but I read your post in Will Arnett's voice too, so maybe I'm autistic.

It's like if Muh Phoenix was actually the officially printed story.

Homeboy's got showers for all kinds of women. That's the kind of rich Bruce Wayne is.

kek

Why is Dinah irish in this?
and why's she wearing the mask?

I must be retarded. I don't find her in her underwear attractive at all.

No storytime yet?

guess you're not the stereotypical comic reading male?

>He didn't get the GODDAMN BATMAN

Go back to "reading" Hush.

ANTS

Because hard lines and dramatic shading are masculine as fuck.

She is a big gal

Were any of the stories centered in that universe any good? Hell, were there many?

I don't think that universe has a static existence. That is, it changes every time they reference it.

I forgot how much I hate Jim Lee's art.

Frank Miller kept starting new subplots every issue and never resolved any of them.

He unnecessarily included the Justice League, Green Lantern, Black Canary, Catwoman, Batgirl, and Commissioner Gordon having an affair with another woman.

I think the Joker was important, but nothing ever came from that, except the return of the butch trans nazi with swaztika pasties on her boobs.

>Miller will die within the next five years.

>Batman painting an entire room yellow just to fuck with Green Lantern.
Okay as much as I dislike ASBAR, that is a work of twisted genius.

>le ASBAR is good meme
Sure is summer in here

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the room AND himself AND robin

Thats commitment to your craft.

likewise, it's HONESTLY the weakest part of asbar for me, yet it's necessary for asbar as Jim's art is so bland and boring its almost a product, or perhaps a cause, of what miller is aping.

Are you implying something here because Hush is great.

It's sad how this crap has buried the All-Star universe.

so, the only good thing of the comic?

he's married and he has 9 kids
>waht the fuck do you think

Hush was Loeb banging action figures together the comic.

Christ is that real? I don't mind the scene, I'm all for sex appeal in comics. But holy shit, that direction is written sleazy and condescending as fuck. Sleazy towards the character and condescending towards the reader, that is.