Is this the most indefensible thing that a Disney protagonist has ever done?

Is this the most indefensible thing that a Disney protagonist has ever done?

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It was just a fucking squirrel, you god damn freak.

She's never be real and she'll never fuck you, user. Let it go.

>It's not rape... WHEN A GIRL DOES IT!

Why would this be something he did wrong, it's just a misunderstanding

squirrels are the rats of the animal kingdom

Maybe second worst

He tried to tell her no multiple times and she wouldn't listen. Not his fault.

Girl squirrel is thicc.

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I don't recognize them, what did he do?

He decided not to have sex with a squirrel.

What movie is it from?

Sword in the Stone. Merlin tried to get Arthur laid by fucking a really horny squirrel.

go back to facebook comment shittery you filthy casuals

Merlin a lewd freak.

Maybe reddit is more your speed....

He also knew if he managed to get Arthurs dick wet then he wouldn't have wanted to bang the first hot chick he met aka Guinevere

He didn't do anything wrong, a squirrel tries to rape s human boy in squirrel form but the bitch is being a sleezy loser

Yeah but that kind of thing actually happened in the original stories with Arthur being decieved to have sex with Morgause which resulted in the birth of Mordred. He was too pure to do the deed uncoerced.

nigga Merlin didn't do anything, he just didnt interfere

You can actually pinpoint the second her heart rips in half.

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>Arthur didn't go on an adventure with the squirrel girl

>when you attack a wolf 100 times bigger than you to save your qtbf but the qtbf turns into a tall monster and leaves forever

What a cute squirrel. We should give her a name, get someone to draw what her hypothetical human form would look like, and form a whole autistic fandom redundant, I know around her.

How about Gwen

I thought furries aren't allowed?

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She has a name, its Hazel

>search King ArthurXHazel fanfics on fanfic.net and pastebin
>0 results

Sauce?

>this exact sequence of events has happened almost a decade ago

I know that was probably your point, but still. Fucking Sup Forums man.

>Human

Oh, so this is more your speed?

It's just a name the fans gave her. Most people just rolled with it

But user, imagine her fucking Arthur raw every day, only resting for food and sleep, her face in pure pleasure as she does him.

god no, wtf is that? i meant they should've just stayed they way they are in the movie

I hate the squirrel, she was annoying as fuck. You couldn´t believe the fucking boner I got when she was left crying and alone.

you disgust me user

I don't think it's right to blame Arthur for this. He was, what? A freaking 12 year old and within his means he *tried* to let the poor squirrel down but how was he supposed to know what to do? Merlin had his heart in the right place but he kinda nearly got the poor kid killed each time he tried the whole magical animal routine or at least made his lessons horribly awkward.

...Though Furry or magically turned human, I still cannot imagine that Arthur sticking with Hazel would have turned out any *worse* for him than what happened with Guinevere...and Lancelot... And Morgan Le Fay... And Mordred.

Look all I'm saying is Arthur still ended up making poor life choices.

If Merlin would have just decided to make her human so Arthur could get out his hormonal urges on an equally horny girl, then none of his misfortunes would have happened.

>turn animals into humans just so you can fuck them
>they still have their animal brains

At that point you might as well just change any passing beetle or spider or lizard into a temporary fuckslut, then change her back afterwards.

Once I was watching this in a dark room with some friends and right as that scene was bringing me to tears my friend says, "Ahahaha, she's YOU, user!" :'(

None of those animals get horny though. They just have sex to spread their genes.

Not by a long shot.

>oh that tears it
>I'll show you user
>start aggressively researching which animals go in heat or have sex for pleasure
>realize what I'm doing with my time on this planet

I have to go lie down.

How long has it been since we had a Hazel thread, it feels like a millenium

If you do wanna know, most mammals, but especially dolphins and lions, have sex for pleasure, and even have gay relationships.

why is she so cute?

I dunno if *all* of Classic Arthur's problems would have been solved, but I could at least see him avoid the Morgan and Mordred debacle if he had a loyal lover on hand.

If his court still basically went "No, you can't marry the goddamn squirrel woman!" then he may still have to deal with the Guinevere problem at some point. Or Lancelot trying to steal THIS lover from him as well.

The Lancelot issue really depends on one thing. Would Hazel hate him at first, only for them to bond because of their mutual love of Arthur?

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Well, if she really does mate for life, the issue would be more of Arthur...or anybody else really... eventually noticing her spurning Lance's affections all the time and that would be the end of *him* more than be part of Arthur's downfall.

Your comment though made me picture an Adventure time kinda vibe moment where Hazel and Lance start an Arthur fan club.

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>Today's order of business...Arthur's dick size!
>I told you that's my secret and mine alone, Lancelot!

oh
my
god.

Alright this thread has officially gone from cute to terrible.

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>autistic obsession with one off joke character
>artists making me want to fuck madame Mim
Fuck this place.

I don't fucking get it Sup Forums. Is Squirrel Girl a good character for Marvel women or not?

I don't know. Is she?

One of the few cases when less furry is better.

>is worse
FTFY

>Not wanting to put your sword in her stone and have hot magical sex with Madam Mim

>Not reaching the high point of your climax at the same precise moment Mim transforms into her hag self to give you a shock

>Not pouring your hot potion in her, frightened and aroused at the same time while she screeches with delight and screams "I'M THE MAGNIFICENT, MARVELOUS MAD MADAM MIM!"

>Not cuddling with her in the dark afterwards

It's like you don't want a magical witch to take whatever form you want.

Her artwork is driving me insane

I REALLY wish I hadn't clicked that spoiler

sauce?

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This is when I gave up on Sup Forums.

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Ignoring the fact that the squirrel is long dead when Arthur is that old, that pic is hilarious.

>what if the older squirrel female was the one who chased Wart around
>imagine how different that scene would be remembered
>or what if both female squirrels went after him

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And then they had a child together.

Nah m8 Arthur must be a squirrel too

The hair is stupid.
Why do furries always gotta do that?

Well, he was a literal pig. It's to be expected.

not to mention the retardedly large tail

>Those digits
>That imagery
>The degeneracy

WEW, LAD!

I want that squirrel to rape all the love juice out of him.
I believe I've gone off the deep end.

if I have to post cropped porn images to keep this thread goin i will

I bet you won't

this would be perfect but her hair triggers my autism

Sounds like a good plan to me

HARD BREEDING

I would have left that gay wizard behind in a fucking heartbeat for that qt

What?

Didn't the spell wear off on its own?
He tried to explain to her that he wasn't really a squirrel, but she wouldn't listen.
It's not likely Merlin would have let him keep that form anyhow, since he knew what Arthur was destined to become.

for hug or fug?

we need the salsa user... glutamate monosode?

MILF RAPE

>AU where Arthur turns Hazel human and waifus her instead of that harlot Guinevere
I never knew how much I needed this until now.

The very fact that fucking the squirrel or turning her into a human and then fucking the squirrel would've prevented the Battle of Camlann is fucking hilarious.

She isn't. Some anons pittied her final scene in the film and spawned an autistic cult of Hazel.

Not so much accidentally setting the kingdom on fire, but what she did afterwards: Namely, being more concerned about the possibility that almost murdering everyone around her would be grounds for sending her to reform school. That is, she cared more about how she might get in trouble instead of that she had done something wrong:

youtube.com/watch?v=lmVBphTEM1I

Star may very well be one of the worst princesses Disney has ever produced. Not badly written or executed, but by a purely objective metric, she starts out as an absurdly awful person.

Is that General Grievous as a sexy schoolgirl

You certainly have if you're using euphemisms like "love juices."

She's cute