Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Best TMNT waifu?

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How great is it that they team up?

Why did April get such shitty clothing in the 2003 version? (That's probably my biggest complaint about that show, actually, which says a lot.)

Like this better?

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is this version the best one?

That's even worse. Cute girls should wear feminine clothing, something which she sadly didn't do much in the show.

Surprisingly boring. It's not as bad as Casey and April, but only by a small amount.

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It's the only one.

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Why does Ralph gets all the bitches?... literally he just dates canin.

>ralph

>no TMNT a XXX porn parody
>closest I got was the one woodrocket made which was just dull and only had the turtles for a minute
will anyone have the balls to make a real tmnt porn

TMNT occupies a weird space where furries don't like it because the turtles are weird ugly monsters and normies don't find weird ugly monsters attractive, obviously

You don't really have a comfy niche there

Does furries even like scales and reptiles?.

I do not find them attractive either I just feel like if chewbacca can get laid in a porno the turtles should get something

Though I do not even know how atmnt porn would work, I hate cheesy porn like woodrocket

Uh, yeah

but more dragons and shit, they like sleek and angular reptiles, not the kind of dopey looking turtles with the chunky shells, weird hoof-hands and the huge noses

Fair enough, I like that about the turtles, they donĀ“t look like fucking scalefags.

I like them, they're pretty cute.
Shut your mouth.

I wish I could help but I have no idea who would you even use besides april the turtles and casey

just use april and the turtles desu, 5-way

that's like, what you'd assume when you hear 'tmnt porn parody'

a porno is usually 2 hours with 4 scenes minimum though can you really have people interested in that? the ET porn parody actually let you choose to remove the one scene where ET fucks a girl so I assume you would need something for normal people

Who else is there, Shredder?
The guy with the brain in his stomach?

The rhino and pig guys?

well I mean there is casey but no one would buy a porn with the same girl in every scene, except in those videos based all around that

We start with some sapphic sex between Irma and April in something that passes for a newsroom. Vernon catches them and tries to initiate a threesome, but gets shut down.

April rolls out in the news van with Vernon, he complains about being blueballed so she gives him a handy while driving, played for comic relief, while unbeknownst to them in the back the still unsatisfied Irma is playing with their microphone equipment.

April goes out on report, is attacked, gets saved by Casey Jones, 1 on 1 guy-on-girl scene, meanwhile Irma gets captured by pre-mutant Bebop and Rocksteady, recognizing her as a friend of "dat news bimbo and dose toitles". They tie her up in a warehouse to interrogate her, and being too dumb to find their own dicks, Irma has to "trick" them into DPing her for information.

Throw in scene where Karai gets bukkaked by Foot Soldiers to build their morale before going into battle, a dopey fight scene ensues, the "Turtles" (who would probably be about as cartoon accurate as that Scooby Doo porn parody where the dog is a black guy) save Irma, good guy group sex scene ensues for twenty+ minutes, cue credits.

where would the other scenes besides irma and april be, just curious for laughs

Is it bad that despite knowing it would be awful, I kind of WANT the 4 on 1 bukkake scene with a bunch of guys painted green?

why do they have to be guys painted green, if woodrocket can have full on suits a real company with a budget should be able to.

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What mutant would April be?
Or Angel/Irma, for that matter?

There was also that eighties one... from Argentina.