Subtle Sup Forums tats

let's see what you got

I'm so sorry for you user...*belch*

My friends and I all decided to get ALF related tattoos...

I almost convinced a drug addict to tattoo sneed on his leg making him think it was the next big meme

But his tattoo bro died the next day

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Good thing cuz steamed hams is the real may may

Look Morty I'm a tattoo Morty

Call me White Trash Rick!

I have a Sneed tattoo that looks like it says Chuck upside down.

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real reddit may may*

his and hers :3

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That's so gay.

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Requesting the image of the "no god's no masters" Rick and Morty + Antifa tattoo.
Absolute peak disgust

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That better be right above your massive donger

Why does this tattoo of the little mermaid have tattoos

Because americans can't get enough degeneracy
why is prison tatting a culture?

Fucking lel

Why are tattooed people scumbags, Sup Forums?

>at the beach
>enjoying some chips at a takeaway shop
>look across the street
>good-looking woman in a bikini
>erection intensifies
>she turns around
>tattoo on her shoulder
>welp, there goes the erection

Not long after...

>see the same woman
>she's with her boyfriend
>he has numerous visible tattoos
>he looks like a degenerate
>he probably hears "sorry, Sir, but you did not make the shortlist for this job" quite a lot
>he probably wouldn't remember if he was shortlisted anyway, in between hits of meth
>they walk off
>that's that, then
>even if she was single, I dodged a fucking bullet because of her tattoo/s

Is there a direct correlation between people who willingly desecrate their body, and some kind of "genetic predisposition" to being a gigantic, irredeemable loser? Does it lie on a deep neurological level?

Why are all tattooed people such cataclysmic fuckups?

You know how I know you're a virgin?

>it's German for "The Bart, The"

>well no one who speaks German could ever be an evil man

They lack integrity. They wear pictures and demand people don't judge them by appearances. They treat their outsides like how Americans treat their insides, or how black people treat the English language or how black people treat sentient life or how black people treat the law or how black people treat money or how black people treat their rights.

tattoos are retard
but that's some hardcore projecting user, get some help

>tattoos
>ever

A tattoo is just another way of saying, "I am a shallow, vapid attention-whore" without actually having to say it.

If your tattoo serves as a "memory" of the deceased, you're only causing yourself anguish. Memories were meant to fade. The brain has evolved that way, for a reason. If your tattoo expresses an opinion, then know that an opinion should only be expressed (a) from the mind (b) from the heart or (c) not at all.

Adding to that, people who have their body degraded with tattoos are far more willing to have their body degraded in other ways. After all, "I've come this far. Why not experiment a little-further?" Such people will turn to recreational drug use and, in the more extreme cases, steal from family, friends and strangers alike to feed their disgusting, utterly selfish habit.

Tattooed people are the scum of the fucking Earth.

its beautiful

so fucking lame

it's hip and edgy these days to NOT get a tattoo

if this is unironically you, you should kill yourself. Holy shit,

Or... I should kill Bart

why does the woman have a beard

only two I'd ever get

I'm starting to think that wasn't bait and that's actually you. Holy shit, the absolute state of white men.

Because they're gay.

You know if you truly felt the need to get that tattoo, why in the fuck did you make it so huge

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I really like based Stuckman's tats, subtle but striking at the same time.

>how americans treat their insides
Usually i respond by insulting the eurokek but considering what I had for dinner I really can't.

Why do fat and skinnyfat people get so many tatoos now

>uncomfortable with reality, draws a random insult
>tattooed people are all promiscuous, therefore if you hate tattoos you must be a virgin!
which one did your stupid brain come up with

because it makes them attractive...to other fat and skinnyfat people

>alf tattoo 1 out of 138.
>138
I've seen this multiple times but it always gets me

LololololololololololFUCK!!!!!

>removing tattoos are so expensive that it's cheaper to just become an apologist