Reply with a funny comment

>Reply with a funny comment
>Everyone laughs
>Re-read my comment with pride

>that guy who calls everything "reddit, meme, shit" even though I enjoyed it

I am that guy

>write out a well thought-out and eloquently phrased reply to a fellow 4channarian
>You cannot reply to this thread anymore

BONUS ROUND
>Error: specified thread does not exist

>save a screencap of all the replies to look back on and admire from time to time

Do you just wanna be accepted? I'll accept you, user.

> go to the Sup Forums archive
> make an image search of my oc I posted once or twice
> some user has been reposting it many times
> it barely ever gets any comments

>screencapping your own comment for use in a future thread so that not only did you get (You)s in the original thread but since you repost it as an image in a new thread you get additional (You)s even if it's just from people (You)ing you because they think since you screencapped the post and reposted it it must be epin even if they don't get it

>type full reply
>change mind and close window

>make a funny comment
>gets lots of yous
>it gets posted in reddit
i feel like i really made it big

>fellow 4channarian
fuck off plebbit

>type detailed, serious, researched, heartfelt reply
>black dog: "who the fuck cares about what an oldfag like you have to say, you worthless shadow of a man"
>close window

no

It's a meme you dip

>make funny frog post
>get trips
>lots of replies
>femanon (male) gives me a blowjob
>awarded lifetime Sup Forums pass

how about you change your ways my man?

>reply to someone's post with "BASED [whatevertheyposted] POSTER"
>was only mildly amused by their post

best feel desu

kek

>re3lize i've made a typing errror after posting
>close thread, leave country, kill myself

BASED, BASED POSTER

>BTFO every redditpleb with one reply
>get 27 "based" (You)s
feels good

>call someone rddit
>reply to myself saying I need to go back to rddit
>thread inflames with rddit hate

Now that the dust has settled...was this thread BASED?

>femanon (male) gives me a blowjob
>male femanon

????????????

lets all just pick a random post in a random thread and tell them to go back to r*ddit

go back to r*ddit

>write a genuine criticism or praise of a film
>someone disagrees
>ask them why
>series of strung together buzz words
>reddit-nu male-almond milk-appeal to the capeshit audience-reddit
>am not invested enough in my point to get mad over this, just kinda get sad

>start every argument with uhh sweetie
>say obvious feminist bait
>pretend I’m a qt pie for a moment

back you go

but this is literally nu-male soy-consuming reddit behavior. Please off youreself or at least go back.

yeah? it's 2015, get used to it

Well that’s beautiful.

Nice

>make thing in vidya and screenshot it, post on /vg/
>later google if someone has done a similar thing
>find a reddit thread and read results, loads of replies to one screenshot
>it's mine
>they're saying I cheated
>link a mod they claim I used
>the mod uses my screenshot
meh

hot

>have a back and forth
>opponent goes quiet
>thread reaches bump limit,
>page 10
>refresh, no reply
>refresh again, reply, also archived

>Make a clever reply post
>Re-read it and realise you totally fucked up
>Close thread, open another board and pretend it never happened

>tfw roast a tripfag
>start getting (you)s
>tripfag deletes post

He cucked me out of more (you)s

So you're that annoying faggot. Who the fuck goes around calling every little shit based? Kill yourself, cunt.

BASED angry poster

They were good friends

>dedicated shitposting thread
>everyone is having fun
>make a post
>it 404s instantly after my posy
i'm scared lads

>post normal opinion
>get called reddit
>have never actually browsed reddit once in my life and have no reddit account

Has "reddit" accusers become worse than actual reddit?

Guess what? No one cares old fag

>flags every off topic Sup Forums, pedo, and anime thread incessantly

I'm saving this board from itself.

>Getting this offended over being called reddit
t. redditor

BASED [whatevertheyposted] POSTER

>implying I am

BASED old fag hater

>go Star wars threads
>look for double 7's
>77
>Star Wars was released in 1977
>it becomes a thing
I started a small meme

So predictable ;^)

Also, is it normal that I have fantasies off finding posters like you and killing you with blunt objects? Like if I had the power to teleport, I'd just quickly jump behind your chair with a brick or tire iron and smash your skull in then leave.

I dunno, fuck it.

Heh
Made me laugh and it's funny because
>call out old fags for being old
>am in fact an old bro

>Thread asking for movie requests
>Request is endorsed by two other posters.

>created a dumb image on paint 2 years ago
>someone posted again last month

*unzips katana*

>post in a thread
>it goes dead after my post but I keep refreshing until it's archived

May not be a true quote but it's a decent one
I like it

I usually ump the thread and reply to myself
Calling me out as some nigger faggut
Gets the thread going again

>came here from r-ddit
>tell people to go back to r-ddit

I know the feeling, there's no way to prove it but I'm the guy that made this little jewel. I think I posted it on Sup Forums in like 2009 or 2010. Now I see it on fucking blogs and shit, its really surreal.

>write two full paragraphs
>press Esc by accident

>find a retarded post
>reply with "do americans really do this?"
jokes on them. I love america.

>do Americans really do this?
>Be American

>actually discussing plot points
>genuinely interested in seeing others' opinions on things

>Shamelessly self-bump your threads on the verge of 404'ing.

>write a lengthy reply
>reread it twice for grammar mistakes
>post it
>huge grammar mistake that makes me look like an ESL retard at the beginning

>spend all night chatting and laughing with anonymous people online
>the next day we insult each other and wish death upon one another over a minor disagreement

And he was a good friend.

That's not Marcus Aurelius.

t.reddit

based sweaty poster

>Make a thread
>Contains a typo
>Close thread and hide it

Based spelling error poster

>Love someone as a brother
>chop him to pieces and leave him to slowly burn to death despite him being a good friend
Sometimes life imitates art user

Uhhhmm, sweaty no ;)

>view thread
>refresh
>no new replies
>go back to catalog
>thread has new replies
every fucking time

Fuck me I'm glad I'm not the only one who does this
>Reread it 5 or 6 times

Fuck me

Even bonuser round
>They don't respond

...

>post comment
>thread promptly dies

I know this feel all too well

Way to ruin the thread thanks a lot faggot

Way to go Dr Fagatron

>happening on Sup Forums
>try to post a VERY IMPORTANT REPLY
>you've been banned from all board for the following reason [link to my old post on Sup Forums from three days ago where I said nigger to someone]

>posts in dying thread
>post so good it revives it

>Bumps thread to keep the dream alive
>mixed results

>tfw your first successful one post thread

>go to a thread about the Transformers movie
>expecting nothing
>the whole thread is a deep discussion about time and how Megatron was a slave who led a rebellion against the Autobots nobility
This happened months ago and I still can't forget. Sup Forums can be so amazing sometimes.

>want to start threads about black kino shows like Insecure and Ballers
>know that it would be shitposted to death immediately

:'(

>77
>Star Wars was released in 1977
Based meme 7's

Sup Forums is autistic as fuck, we were the quiet kids in the back of the class making up stories with our lego bonhommes.

>go to a thread about the Bionicle movie
what the fuck

...

this right here is literally r*ddit: the post

>copy paste a quote from a movie
>edit it to be an ebin meme
>post it
>realize I forgot to edit three fourths of the quote to fit the meme
>turn 360 degrees and walk away from the thread

BASED snowflake user

Bionicle was surprisingly deep. It was a story about shamans and dying native culture.

not televisions or films

>post ebin comeback
>realize you made a typo
>close the entire navigator and don't come back before an hour

>Nobody replied to you anyway