>Constantly gets his ass owned in Silver Age despite how fucking invincible he's supposed to be. >Allegedly also had a weakness to the fucking color yellow. >Suddenly turned evil in the 90s and replaced by a younger and more interesting lantern. >Wasn't on Justice League in favor of John. >Movie was ass and almost doomed DC's chances of a cinematic universe as well as being MIA in Justice League. >Though promising, cartoon was allegedly canned due to movie's shittiness. >Possible pedophile
Why does Hal suck so much?
Ayden Turner
>possible pedophile I'll never fault a man of being into loli.
Nathaniel Murphy
Because he has the willpower to suck at levels normal men can only dream of.
Austin Clark
Didn't he once hit on Supergirl?
Austin Ramirez
>Possible pedophile Didn't that one chick age herself up so Hal would go for it?
And everyone except Dick Grayson and her two dads wanted to bang 2005 Supergirl.
Nicholas Powell
yes it was the exact opposite of loli
Angel Ramirez
>Weakness to the color yellow. Does that mean if I piss in his face he'll have a stroke?
Hudson Nguyen
Isnt it surreal that Green Lantern is slowly turning into a joke for casuals like Aquaman is distancing from? Also to answer your question OP, its because Hal lacks imagination. Still hes better than Kyle I guess
Connor Perry
Yes but it also means you're not drinking enough water and may have mild kidney problems.
Kevin Stewart
Yes
Julian Ortiz
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Asher Williams
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Nathaniel Gutierrez
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Asher Mitchell
He'd probably be glaring at you waiting for you to stop. Then you'd have a very angry and wet lantern to deal with.
Asher Robinson
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Brayden Nelson
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Luis Perry
>That issue where Hal was a bit too enthusiastic at Kara's birthday party
James Smith
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Kayden Martinez
Could he even activate his ring if he's covered in piss?
Lucas Phillips
>Why does Hal suck so much? because OP never read GL comics
Parker Wilson
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Austin Jackson
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Isaac Gomez
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Eli Hernandez
Wait so you mean to tell me yellow piss isn't normal?
Brody Diaz
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Jeremiah Brown
>Possible pedophile
It's cool bro, different species reach maturity at different moments.
Jonathan Howard
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David Gutierrez
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Nathaniel Young
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Jack Gutierrez
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Benjamin Cruz
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John Martinez
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Christian Gutierrez
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Michael Lewis
Why does DC hate Green Lantern?
Evan James
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Jack Robinson
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Matthew Gutierrez
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Joseph Phillips
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Blake Jackson
His movie of course.
Lucas Martinez
The end
Brody Bennett
The movie shit the bed with the lights on and killed the franchise with the mainstream audience, right as it was picking up steam and becoming a contender for one of DC's most popular books.
Carson Diaz
The Blackest Night was one of DC's best run ever The Brightest Day was not...not at all.
Anthony Cooper
DC doesn't hate Green Lantern. He was their top selling cash cow for nearly 9 years.
Lincoln Morales
Gracias.
Michael Bailey
It's foolish to hope for a revival of the animated series, right?
Brandon Torres
>Gracias. De nada.
Ian Richardson
I stopped reading GL after Brightest Day. Heard it sucked after anyway
Joseph Davis
>Green Lantern is slowly turning into a joke for casuals This. And I hate that fact
Brayden Wilson
Why the FUCK do we need to hear Hal Jordan reminding himself that Kara is 17? It makes him sound like a creepy motherfucker, seriously why? I get that's it's a normal thing to be attracted to nearly legal girl who aren't wearing a lot but fuck, he sounds like a recovering sex offender
Wyatt Ross
>revival of the animated series
Luke Cox
Why is that exactly? Is one bad movie all it takes? I dont really understand how a character who travels space making LITERALLY ANYTHING HE CAN THINK OF OUT OF THIN AIR is considered lame.
Jack Campbell
>Slowly He's been a fucking joke to normals FOREVER. The shitty movie only made his joke status concrete.
The only versions anyone like were the lego greenlanters, which is just a shitty rip off of starlord, and Stewart from JLU.
Julian Watson
The Ruler of Atlantis with control over all life in the Earth's ocean was considered a joke for years while some manchild dressed as a bat is worshipped as a god. Normies are weird.
Dominic Garcia
I wouldnt go that far, before the movie GL was basically the "oh yeah, I heard of him" superhero to casuals.
Julian White
Hal Jordan sucks.
Camden Hughes
No. His ring can't affect yellow things, he's not "weak" to it.
Zachary Taylor
Maddox made fun of his yellow weakness and green circle thing. He's a fucking joke and what people pointed to when they talked about loser comic geek shit.
Elijah Robinson
No, she hit on him
Matthew Gomez
nope.
Grayson Murphy
Hal has never done anything wrong
He is pure and DC needs to stop shitting on him all the time
Gavin Ortiz
Technically, she probably would have been born before Hal.
Sebastian Parker
But "technically" a girl aging herself up doesn't make her "older", and that would make Hal a pedophile due to an earlier relationship. He has to pick on measure (in this case, physical maturity) or everything he does can be judged badly on a different perspective and he'd have no defense at all. There is too much weird shit in space, if he made exceptions he'd be balls deep in space lolis everyday.
Robert Nguyen
Even before Arisia aged herself up she was still like 16-17, how does that make him a pedo
Brandon Lewis
Literally pure sometimes, he ascended into a being of pure will
Sebastian King
Just replace him with Stewart, casuals would actually respect him more, and having one more black guy on the League couldn't hurt. Hal is ruined because noone can agree on what his characterization should even be. Is he friends with Ollie? Yes? No? What is his personality? Is he a brash idiot or courageous and willfull? Both? He's only interesting character when you include the traits that make him a laughingstock (pedo, idiot, brash, egomaniac).
Hal Jordan is whatever you want his personality to be, and that is NOT a good trait for a character to appear in a giant trans-media franchise with a ton of writers.
Carson Perry
When did a revival of a cartoon go right lately, remind me? Teen Titans Go is a direct result of fans bugging CN for reviving Teen Titans, possibly in format of those DC Nation "new teen titans" shorts - and they did, with terrifying results. Avengers Assemble is a direct continuation of Avengers: Earth's Mightest Heroes. Hell, even Samurai Jack Season 5 has been subpar, and that's despite mostly the same crew. So here's my question - WHY would you want them to revive the series, if the only way they do it is likely by dumbing down the cartoon for appeal to lowest common denominator, to "fix" the problems that got it cancelled last time?
Alexander Long
Hal's already been replaced on the League by not one but TWO minorities
Leo Nelson
it's not that DC hates him, it's that Johns doesn't want anyone to even try being better than him
Jace Mitchell
Pretty sure she was stated as being 13 (in her planet's/species' years).
Gavin Kelly
Yeah, but they're basically nobodies and this will be likely temporary, they got no staying power.
Hunter Reyes
>survived past their original creator >went on to a pretty decent, well-liked, and reasonably substantial-in-length ongoing they'll be ok I hope