Did he die a virgin?

Did he die a virgin?

No.

Every moisure farmer fucks a jawa at some point. They can't help it, they get curious, and the jawas are just there... asking for it.

No, he redeemed the dark Force user Mara Jade, them married her. They had kids together, so it seems unlikely the Luke died a virgin. Unless he used the Force to influence the midichlorians to create... life. Of course, that's not the kind of knowledge you would typically learn from a Jedi.

lol not cannon nerd fagit

that literally never happened

Staying late or starting early? It's 2:30am in San Fran. Get some sleep, Kiri.

not in the real star wars he didnt

>the fanfic guy is from the gayest city

>Implying Disney shekels nullify decades of work George Lucas deemed canon

W E W L A D

Don't you get it? It's only R E A L of our Disney overlords say so!

Please stop, Your post was enough to give me secondhand embarrassment. I can't imagine reading multiple novels of that shit.

>Not "it's not a story Disney would tell you"
You fucked up.

He used porgs as fleshlights

What the fuck is a jawa?

I didn't see any on Jakku, so they probably don't exist anymore.
Why does disney hate classic star wars creatures?

That didn't answer my question at all.

A Jawa is a slutty midget with a burka of course

he married mara jade in the actual cannon

a 49% RT score film is not taken seriously by fans anymore.

EU is the only timeline that is real now.

Until they reboot and retcon the entire Disney fiasco.

fucking underage gtfo

>got laid less that at least three members of a celibate order despite being a legendary hero
Frankly embarrassing

Post a pic of them

He fucked you, so... NO!

>Luke
>not murdering someone after sensing an inkling of an evil though as soon as they are asleep and helpless
Please.

And what do you do? Erased this movies from history like in 1984?

what's a computer?

You’re thinking of Jake Skywalker, aka Luuke.

he fucked aliens not to mention his sister

You're posting on Sup Forums. It can't get much more embarrassing than this.

Did you ever hear the story of Darth Plageous the Wise?

No

Why didn't he marry Leia and establish purebreed Jedi dynasty?

he slept with his sister in the second movie

is lucke starblaster /ourguy/

>being this mad

Why weren't people more up-in-arms about the complete lack of Mara Jade in these movies? Wasn't she the biggest waifu to most of the people who read the EU?

Anakin, Ki Adi Mundi, and ?

>waifushitters
Kill yourself my man

/ourguy/

For wondering something about them? Sup Forums really does have it's nose up it's own ass-hole!

he got assraped by vader in a ESB deleted scene

Nah he was raped to death by Disney/Rian/Kathleen

he didn't die a chad.

Jesus Christ how hard is it to search "Star Wars Jawa" on google

his child will be the subject of a new trilogy... ;)

>Thinks Luke and his Tatooine friends never raped some lone girl in an ally or fucked a Twi'lek whore

Nah he banged leia.

Luke was a country hick, he probably just fucked womp rats

...

It's not rape if she likes it

Obi-Wan

Gif force Milkies

Star Wars fans are the worst.

this, luke died married

as for jake skywalker in nuwars, who cares

underrated

is rey a virgin?

No, but she is barren.

No, the real reason he was upset over the massacre was most of his students were female and he lost his harem.

>Lonly girl on a planet full of criminals, scavengers and poor people.

Yeah I wonder...

THICC

No. She was literally blacked. They cast her as Daisy Ridley for a reason. Girl is literally type cast as the blacked female (hence why every movie she is in she fucks black guys)