"Im going to rape you in five seconds."

>"Im going to rape you in five seconds."

Your reaction?

Cry

"Why don't you just rape the whole world Superman?"

that's my fetish

You can't rape the willing

Only 5 seconds? I guess you really are faster than a speeding bullet.

Damn you Gordon!

>the two best responses were already posted

I hate this board sometimes.

shit myself

"Five seconds, man you ARE faster than a speeding bullet"

>be me
>walking down the street of this great city
>minding my own business
>when suddenly: superman
>he opens his mouth to speak
>"I'm going to rape you in five seconds."
>freeze
>I know where this is going
>I know where this is heading
>I've prepared for this moment
>drop pants on the spot exposing my 3 inch pecker and pristine anus cheeks
>"Come at me, you alien nigger"
>with his superman speed he whips out his 10 inch space dong and lunges at my ass
>he enters my cavity
>my space dong radar is going off the charts
>now's my chance
>I squeeze
>I squeeze with the power of the implosion that took his fucking parents away from him
>for a brief moment he is reunited with the fallen
>oneness in a sea of despair
>one last squeeze and his alien nigger cock is ripped right off
>blood spilling everywhere
>I bathe in this, reaping my rewards
>superman flies off raining blood on innocent civilians below
>metropolis is safe another day

I'm saving this.

>consent to sex
>even if he does it, it's not rape
>tfw i beat superman using my anus

ooooooh I give you my consent

I'll get you in 2

-joke on you superman, i put kryptonite in my ass!

It's not rape if I want it faggot.

At least it'll be over in 5 seconds.

...

Jesus christ

"Hi, I'm Martha."

"Martha"

>Fine by me. Do whatever you want with me, rape me for hours on end until I feel nothing, I'll take it. But you have to promise me that in exchange you'll convince Batman to rape the Joker. If he doesn't comply, rape him until he does.

dammit Gordon, you can't just rape away all your problems!

And the worst ones.

>I have AIDS

No user, it has to be more convaluted. Say that you got SUPER herpes and sentient AIDS from Powergirl.

>Implying human disease would have an effect on an alien

Run. Futile, but at least I tried.

Enough time for my anus to lubricate.

Are you going to do it 5 seconds from now, or complete the act in 5 seconds?

Where the hell is this meme came from?

...

After one too many Anons asked why Batman doesn't just kill the Joker, people started mocking i by questioning why Batman doesn't just rape the Joker.
No idea how BTAS Gordon became the face of the meme.

Don't rape unless you want to be raped

this.

Goddammit, Mr. T.

I have Kryptonite up my ass.

Let out the wettest, juiciest fart ever known to man