Will you submit user?

Will you submit user?

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No, struggling makes them Moist.

Nah they're all smiling when they should be looking at me with thinly veiled disgust.

Two are not yet unlocked.

why do movies insist on fictional foreign countries having the same racial demographics as an american city?

Lold

And what would you prefer user?

Hnnng

No. I'm a fucking 90 kilograms of fuck you... also they probably would kill me if I did.

Which is why I also have gun, because I pay my taxes.

Never. I despise the concepts of amazons with my very being, and I have no wish to live a slave. I choose to die with Honor, drenched in the blood of barbarians.

Trans people... delicious...fag

90% pure bronze or olive skinned women and the rest are irrelevant.

Thy words have wisdom.

racial homogeny

it bothers me the most with asgard, and even if I can manage to forgive them being multiracial, why the fuck does the asian one actually have a japanese accent?

Goddammit /k/ can't you even jerk off normally

Bekausea it's gudo for sjrr, user san.

Ok, but at least in Wonder Woman the island is in the Mediterranean, so it's at least possible. Hell, not even uncommon really.

12/10 would willingly die by snu-snu

Aren't the amazons reincarnated martyrs from different countries though?

Thw amazons have always been like this tho.
Due to being from the souls of any woman who died horribly was wronged in her life

The left and middle ones are confirmed to return in Justice League.

If you die by Snu Snu, then you are not worthy of Snu Snu. Grow a pair, hit the gym, read books, learn martial arts, be a goddamn warrior you puny fuck.

>Will you submit user?
No.

They get more excited when their prey fights back.

>WW2
>the Jew looks like she's been trough Auschwitz
And yet it's still wrong.

Lovingly.

The fact that nobody else made that joke is disgusting. This board is fucking garbage.

>expecting casuals to know that
>implying Sup Forums reads comics instead of finding excuses to bitch about absolutely everything
user, pls.

>those arms
>those legs
>those abs
And yet Wonder Woman is a skeleton. How did this happen?

You are fucking garbage and i'm gonna kick your ass.

Gadot is a bad actress with no dedication to the craft. The movie being good despite that speaks VOLUMES about the skill of the director.

Muscle women are pretty hot, desu, so long as it's not overly muscular.

>not wanting your boipucci hammered by a muscular trans

Wow, user, how are you this much of a faggot?

I'm almost sure the middle one is or was a man.
The other two are fine.

Two of those aren't Amazons. They're Congos.

>Amazons
>Atlantians
>Human army
Damn Darkseid don't fuck around

Well, I could totally go bongos for them.

I don't like this "Johns Darkseid" approach. Too similar to Thanos even if Darkseid is a shitload older than him.

Achilles did nothing wrong.

Hector would beg to differ.

They're all beautiful, but the blonde on the far left, God damn.

I would be their pussy eating toy

>caring what the coward who ran around Troys wall during his duel with Achilles thinks

this
Male actors will gain weight, muscles they grow bears or cut their head bald.
Women just have to look good
When will feminist tackle this inequality?

>kneel before Faora
>submit to Amazons
Based DC.

I laught at you submissive fags, while I make women kneel and submit before me.

The feeling is so fucking better.

Have you ever experienced this? That sweet, sweet feeling when a woman looks at you like you are the alpha male? Where she relies on you to protect her and she knows that she can count with you? That feeling when the girl wants nothing but be dominated and fucked by you?

This site is so affeminate and submissive, holy shit.

>it bothers me the most with asgard
Heimdallr is attested as possessing foreknowledge, keen eyesight and hearing, is described as "the whitest of the gods" and keeps watch for the onset of Ragnarök while drinking fine mead in his dwelling Himinbjörg, located where the burning rainbow bridge Bifröst meets heaven.

"the whitest of the gods"

Sauce:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heimdall

>alpha male
>visits Sup Forums

>not wanting death by snu-snu
WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU ARE??

B-but... it's Idris Elba!

>Thw amazons have always been like this tho.
There are many origins for the amazons, dumb tripfag.

>trying this hard
Eternal virginity confirmed.

I laugh at you vanilla fags, while I watch women kneel and shit before me.

The feeling is so fucking better.

Have you ever experienced this? That sweet, sweet boner when a woman strains and forces out a fat log? Where she groans loudly and braps? That feeling when the girl wants nothing but to take a really satisfying shit?

This site is so vanilla and normie, holy shit.

>Has been with a woman.
>Posts on Sup Forums.
Okay.

>B-but... it's Idris Elba!
I didn't mind Sam Jackson as Fury; and I'd have loved Elba as, say, Blue Marvel ( or an older Luke Cage ) ... but for 3 min as a Norse Deity???

I've seen The Wire and Luther; miscasting aside he was completely wasted here ( and don't get me started on Star Trek ).

We are not gonna see Final Crisis in our lifetime, so I'll take what I can get

>women kneel and shit before me
9/10 I lol'd.

But we all know Russian gold is where it's at.

They are.

Why the fuck would would any man submit. Half the fun is struggling against them, only to succumb to snu snu at the end.

Those aren't actually actors, iirc. They're pro athletes.

>they grow bears

>Those aren't actually actors
And neither is Gal Gadot, and yet here we are.

>They are.
Sure, sometimes. Other times they're the ( female ) children of raped and murdered sailors.

Death just after Snu-snu.

Oi laff at ya panzy grotz, whoil Oi maek Otha runty-er Orkz kneel and submit before me.

Day feelin' is so zoggin' betta.

'Ave ya Eva experienced dis? Dat roight Orky feelin' when one'a da Boyz lookz at ya like yer da Warboss? Where 'ey looks ta ya to lead em and ey' know deyz can count on ya ta foind new gitz ta krump? Dat feelin when Da boyz want nuffin but ta start a Waaaugh fer ya?

Dis site iz so panzy an' un-Orky, 'oly shite.

jeez projection much

Holy Shit. This.

I bet all of Themyscira goes to take a crap at exact same place.

Imagine all the pile of shit of all the amazonians growing with every push they give. Since they have a good diet, they shat giant pretty shits that look like chocolate ice cream. Can you imagine the sheer size of their shit mountain?

>alpha male
Take it from a woman, if a guy uses the alpha/beta terminology, it's the surest sign he's got massive insecurity issues and that he needs to lash out at other people to reestablish his identity. These guys need to be avoided at all costs.

Did I just witness the birth of a hot new pasta?

I don't need projection! I'm a 6'6 alpha male with a 10 inches cock. I will put you to the ground, bitch.

Idris Elba is pretty white though

>Will you submit user?
These anons get it.

...

So only beta males call people Alpha and Beta.

Just because they are the only ones to talk about it doesn't make it untrue and you just proved them right,

>take it from a women
>figut before you go act all armchair psychologist about men
I mean, I agree that the guy's a faggot but you are really not looking any better.

>Did I just witness the birth of a hot new pasta?
Yes. Yes, you did:

...

>or cut their head bald
Indeed.
popworkouts.com/demi-moore-workout-gi-jane/

Will you shut the fuck up about this gay shit and post big girls or femdom already? Fucking Christ, I swear you faggots are getting worse every year.

>Diana had sex with all of them at some point

Noice.

But... did she saw them taking a crap?

youtube.com/watch?v=u0MdJw6Abc0

probably also scatfag pls go

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>you will never be captured and pinned down to the ground as they take turns to ride you hours and hours until you pass out of exhaustion.
>you will never wake up the next day just to repeat everything done yesterday with a new group of amazons that just arrived to the village after months of exploring new lands with no men.

Part of me feels like sceemcap this and spaming on DCEU threads, with a file name like "Typical DCfags".

I dont even care about the movies or company wars, I just want to see the world burn.

I laught at you non-gentleman fags, while I do favors for women and get close to them in a sentimental level.

The feeling is so fucking better.

Have you ever experienced this? That sweet, sweet feeling when a woman ask you for a favor? Where she relies on you to do what ever she needs? That feeling when the girl wants nothing but befriend you and treat you like a brother?

This site is so offencive and misogynist, holy shit.

>Niggress are amazons
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

No porn of that yet? Internet, don't disappoint me.

Give it a few months and you will get it. BvS had a porn parody pretty quickly.

>No porn of that yet?
There's already one out, yes.

>wanting women to only get fucked.
>not wanting women that fuck back.
Girls that only lie down and take dick are boring as fuck, you have shit taste and you should feel shit about it.

Stop. Just... fucking stop. My heart can only take so much disappointment.

>And yet Wonder Woman is a skeleton. How did this happen?
Because Wondy is the pretty centerpiece of the movie. While the background amazons can actually be buff and look like warriors, the main attraction (Wonder Woman) has to keep the trappings of a conventional looking pretty female because mainstream audiences aren't ready for their leading ladies to not fit into that mold. Or it's because moviemakers aren't brave enough to not have an unconventional looking leading actress in their movies for fear that audiences will be turned off to it and they won't make money.

>Male actors will gain weight, muscles they grow bears or cut their head bald.
There are actresses who are willing to do these things too (Demi Moore in G.I. Jane is an example that comes to mind). However actresses, like actors, still want to get work and the sad truth is that it's harder for actresses to get work if they don't fit the mainstream view of female attractiveness. And hell, even that's not a sure thing. Plenty of men enjoy women with large breasts, except Hollywood doesn't like large breasted women in serious or dramatic roles. This has lead to a quite few actresses getting breast reductions (like Scarlett Johansson and Christina Ricci, just to name a couple off the top of my head) so they can continue to get work.

The problem is film makers. They're the ones who choose what types of women they hire for their roles and it's their faults we're not seeing more muscular or other non-conventionally attractive women in movies.

Source please.

>generic porn bimbos
>closest to a muscle girl will probably be Phoenix Marie who for some reason is considered thr strong woman of porn
....yay...

There is a wonder woman one, but not about the amazons gangbanging explorers.

Batman and Superman get used for this when?

It's probably because that scene when she is about to be raped and ends raping the rapist first, it doesn't have pegging or other shit, she rapes him with her vagina.

>she is about to be raped and ends raping the rapist first

Oh shit. Source plz.

>Gayboy doesn't like women

Laugh all you want subhuman, your genes won't continue

The majority of the audience doesn't like muscle on a woman.

That's how you can tell it's an audience of fucking faggots.

BATHE IN THEIR ENTRAILS IN THE NAME OF THE BLOOD GOD!

Seriously though, how much would they shit themselves if Ares was suddenly replaced with Khorne?

Not that much. They would be like Battle Sisters.