It's a pornagraphy store. I was buying pornagraphy

It's a pornagraphy store. I was buying pornagraphy.

It's a feed store. I was buying seed.

Sneed's Pornography Store
Formerly Chuck's

This joke got better with age. Who buys porn at all anymore, let alone from a store?

>yeah they were gay

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Drive ten miles outside of any given city and you'll see tons of XXX stores.

Guess that hillbillies haven't yet figured out that you can just torrent or stream your smut.

I love those old timey cartoon designs, the animators must have had a laff drawing them

I fucking love the segments about Homer's brain.

They have internet providers that slow down their internet if they do.

As someone who works in tech support, I can tell you that people over 50 can barely operate a computer and cannot use the internet outside of clicking links you've set up for them on their desktop, so there's still a pretty big market just buying videos from 1989.

Swish

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Hillbillies aren't old people tho

Those stores are like 90% sex toys.

They have the mentality of old people. And the hygiene.

Do you come with the car?

Usually sex toy stores do well

Guys in the military. Next door to every base in the nation is a porn store.

This is one of those lines that still pops into my head a few times a week for no reason at all. It's got some kind of irresistible musicality to it.

>Green and yella
You got Juice there fella
>Tangy and brown
You're in Cider town

>god-tier non-sequiturs like this will never return

And of course, in Canada the whole thing's flip-flop

FUCKING LEAVES

>As someone who works in tech support, I can tell you that people over 50 can barely operate a computer

Eh? Maybe 20 years ago but today computers have existed most of your life if you're in your 50s.

That's some underage kid you're replying to.

Back in college a prof. Played an episode of leave it to beaver in class ( i forget why) and it was first time ever seeing it. When the credits said Tony Dow, the Tony Plow joke immediately came back to me. I never got the tony plow joke before that, but man did i have a good laugh that day.

My town has three sex shops and my aunt can pinpoint their exact location by heart.

Is browsing the Internet an ability that must be taught at a young age or are old people just unwilling to learn?

Like, my dad is 62 and he's been using the things since 1975.

>picking up pallet of booze from this big warehouse today
>workers there listening to tunes across the way
>just finish counting the bottles and cases
>EVERYBODY DANCE NOW. ERRT. ERRT. ER-ER-ERRT.

You work hard, you play hard.

I meant your average blue collar baby boomer can't use technology for shit, not your neckbeard dad.

Hey, Trump is like 70 and he's the most prolific Twitterer in existence.

ever wondered why people here hates phoneposters?
people doesnt like change, yes, i know you are posting from a phone retard, get the fuck out.

Told you this guy has issues with his redneck father.

I'm on a laptop.

I thought it was clear and yella

A pornography store is so much more comfy than the net though. I enjoy talking to the people.

Is your aunt Tracey Lords?

user, why did you take me to a gay warehouse?

The number of people who actually "understand" technology is small anyway and always has been (using technology =/= understanding its workings).

Are they wearing pants when you talk to them?

Back in the 80s, the Apple II was known as an old guy computer while Commodore and Atari users were typically kids. This is a little funny considering Apple's hipster image.

Yeah there's an oddly high amount of Ebay Apple II auctions that came from estate sales indicating the user base on the whole was older than Commodore's user base.

Why are you trying to derail the thread with your Sup Forums shit?

Nobody has brought up Sup Forums in here except for this guy

My experience is that older guys more often just use the Internet for practical stuff like weather/news or to support some hobby of theirs, they're not so immersed in online subcultures like Millenials.

> that goddamn turtle

This. There's always a rack of decent-but-vanilla fetish DVD's for the oldfag plebs, but most places I've found at least are +75% toys that most people wouldn't have the balls to buy off the internet and risk outing themselves to their housemates/neighbors. Sure, sites always say it'll be "discrete", but factoring in the the fact that it'll show up on your credit card history, and human error? Shit can happen.

>hating hillbillies is literally being Sup Forums
please lurk more

is buying sex toys really that taboo still? I mean Amazon has them under the "health and wellness" category.

Probably because they were more expensive and designed for work rather than playing games
Not much has changed

Maybe basic toys like dildos are becoming more commonplace, but stuff like flesh lights, bondage gear, and etc. all still seem pretty taboo.

In Canada you can buy them in malls along side bongs and other paraphernalia

Keks.

It's still relatively weird, though Spencer's sells all sorts of weird stuff and they're in a whole bunch of malls.

are the waiters eating food when you go to a restaurant?
dumbass

Hating hill-billies is being reddit, you tool.

Hill billies are based and know how to function in life more than literally any city-goer. Throw a city walker 10 miles out of the city limits, without their cell phone, and watch them cry like little momma-pussies.

XXX stores are also popular for sex toys.

They can at least get away with it by having such an unpleasant atmosphere that no normie would ever bother crawling into such a loud, dark, narrow aisled shit store just to browse unless they already knew exactly what they'd find in there

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I can't torrent a pocket pussy
Not yet atleast.

>tfw dad took me to a Spencer's when I was 10

yes you can, just buy a 3d printer

Why would the insurance company have a problem with Homer buying porn and then getting into a car crash?

Good luck sanding down the inside.
We aren't that far into the future yet.

I see this image and all I can think is
>Cherry Poptart

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>there's only 38 stars on that flag

Smithers, I've designed a new plane. I call it the Spruce Moose, and it will carry 200 passengers from New York's Idlewild Airport to the Belgian Congo in seventeen minutes!

That's quite a nice model, sir.

Model?

>pornagraphy
>porna

Time was nudie mags were big business. Didn't have the internet so you had to walk into the stores and ask the dude behind the counter for them. They usually weren't on display. Video rental places made good money on porn too. I kind of get nostalgic just thinking about it.

A lot of them places have wacking booths

I believe that was intentional. Imagine Homer saying it. Pornagraphy.

>Tfw you can't tell whether to buy sex toys online and have your bank keep a record for years if not months, or buy it in a store and risk the funny looks of the guy behind the counter and being on a CCTV tape for goodness knows how long

>tripfags are literal inbreds

Really massages my macadamias.

>your bank keep a record for years if not months
You mean forever.

Yes, I do.
I have no idea how months got there.

>go into the curtained-off section of the video store as a little kid
>before know anything at all about sex
>have no idea what the fuck I'm seeing
>just looks like a bunch of people with weird inhuman growths on their chests and crotches

I paid $10 for a doujin a couple days ago because I couldn't find it for free online.

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>Throw a city walker 10 miles out of the city limits, without their cell phone, and watch them cry like little momma-pussies.

During one summer I went for a 15 mile hike to a little hamlet where my grandmother lived. I only knew the route from an earlier bus trip and still managed to backtrack all of it with no problem.

But you will still remain an inbred Cletus from sticks.

There's a certain thrill to owning an actual porno mag or movie that you don't quite get from just from fapping to porn online.

you seem to underestimate the adaptability and stamina humans have

yes, convenience makes you lazy, but when youre ripped away from it you fight tooth and nail to get back to it. city folk are still taught survival skills at a young age and it doesnt take a genius to figure out how to forage or find shelter

Mags are good when you just wanna rub one out in the bathroom real quick.

Underrated post.

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Everyone that posts this image should just get permabanned.

>getting bathroom germs on something your routinely put on your face
Have fun with your E Coli.

What doujin user

Wack off and calm down

Princess Pippa #4 - Kidnapped

So not really a doujin, but I don't really know what to call Western porn comics

Lewd

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>not knowing how to maintain proper hygiene
Have fun with your E Coli AND mine.

Hey, you're the one taking your phone into the bathroom.
You're in no position to be talking down to anyone about hygiene.