Everyone remain calm. I am Nick Fury of SHIELD and it appears this board is infested with Skrulls. However...

Everyone remain calm. I am Nick Fury of SHIELD and it appears this board is infested with Skrulls. However, our scientists found a way to detect them. Anyone with dubs is actually skrull.

Other urls found in this thread:

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Double-Sided_Weapon_Proficiency
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sword_Arm
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

But I'm no skrull!!

But Nick Fury is black

Come on, Nick, does this look like a skrull butt?

I don't wanna know how a skrull butt looks.

This isn't Nick Fury, this is an LMD. And even if it was actually Nick Fury, he has absolutely no position at SHIELD.

Jesus fuck, it's Super Skrull!

>Super Skrull trying to plant seeds of doubt.

Yeah, this Nick's legit.

SHIT TRIPS

IT'S THE LEADER TRYING TO MISLEAD US! DON'T LISTEN TO A WORD IT SAYS!

Nice try, Super-Skrull.

God, I hate Skrulls. Hope you find and eliminate every last one, Nick.

Whats a skrull? I never heard of such a thing.

Wait, if this is the real Nick, then is black Nick a skrull?

Maybe Nick Fury is the actual Skrull

Bullshit! Nick Fury is black.

:^)

Skrulls? That sounds serious...

Maybe we should just let the skrulls go!

Did someone just said Skrulls?

This is just another excuse to get more hero vs hero crap started, isn't it Nicky?

Good idea, user! Now get a power and choose a side.
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Double-Sided_Weapon_Proficiency
Just call me Payne.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sword_Arm
I guess I'm automatically a Skrull.

>Fury nearly caused mass hysteria to catch one super skrull.

Why is SHIELD so shit?

bullshit

>Black Nick is just a charred LMD

HOW DID YOU FUCK THIS UP FOR US, KL'RT

Black Fury confirmed skrull?

man I didn't know skrulls were so racist

OHO, ANOTHER SKRULL TRYING TO PLANT SEEDS OF DOUBT AND RACISM

>Skrulls confirmed for Sup Forums
D-Does it mean the jews were the good guys all along?

I say Skrulls deserve a chance to live and work in prosperity. This isn't YOUR planet, get with the times.

Don't be silly.

...

>Sup Forums praises dubs for their power
>Anyone with dubs is a Skrull
>Sup Forums hates everyone, even other boards
Holy fuck...

He's a Skrull only a Skrull would think Nick Fury is black!

GET OFF MY PLANET, REEEE!

Nope, not a Skrull posting in this thread

The best part of this thread is that the anons making posts implying they're skrulls just come out as retarded without the dubs which actually fits the marvel civies pretty well.

THIS IS A SKRULL FREE ZONE

>Sup Forums loves stirring shit up.
>Moments of chaos make them happy.
>Moments of chaos are when people are weakest.

Holy shit, invasion is starting now.

SKRULLS SPOTTED

Who are you to judge us, Skrull?!?

BULLSHIT! Just another skrull trying to get us to lower our defenses.

>Trump was extremely critical of Obama
>Obama is black
Well, to be honest Obama was a fucking failure.

Guys, I'm scared. What if I'm a Skrull?

Well if you're so smart, how come you got caught?

Don't worry, you're not.

Nah, you're clean.

Don't worry you are not a skrull, just some dork who worries they are a skrull

Not YET, Skrull.

Arrest my dick in your pussy, Carol.

WHICH ONE OF YOU IS THE SKRULL?!

Well you're ruled out my friend

Skrulls?
SKRULLS!

Is this loli a skrull?

These guys.
I for one am totally not a Skrull and detest them. Anyways, where can I find the leader of this planet?

delet this.

Nope, she's clean.

They wanted to say Hammer Time so fucking bad didn't they?

Hide the lolis! The Skrulls are coming for them!

Which one of you are Skrulls?! ANSWER ME!!

IT'S A SKRULL!!!

GET EM

Bill Wilson, new leader of SHIELD here, we need to find the Skrulls because they've captured both Nick Furys.

When will these greenies learn.

I'm no skrull, man.

I swear.

We'll be on the lookout for Skrulls!

Not all greenies.

What if those Nicks were Skrulls and it's a trap!?

I heard they are working for him... the Mosquito Man.

AYY YO NIGGA! Fuck you mean mah boi, I was right here the whole time. For real, dis shit whack.

You swear what? That you're a Skrull?

Why don't we just fuck the scrolls?

One of us will have to go check.

FUCK OFF FROM MY LOLIS.

Commissioner pls.

BECAUSE THEY'RE AFTER OUR LOLIS!

If this is dubs everyone in this thread is a Skrull.

B-But so are we.

We need volunteers...anyone?

What's a skrull? This concept is alien to me.

I just hope you know lolis are for hugs and headpats.

FUCK YOU CARLOS!! GET THE FUCK BACK TO YOUR SHITHOLE!

OH SHIT! IT'S A TRAP! ABORT! DON'T GO! NO ONE IS IN NEED OF RESCUE!

Skrulls are taking down more ans more of our head sheild operatives! Its making me FURIOUS!

CARLOS!

Well, we can't just stand here without doing anything. So, I guess I'll be going. just to make sure.

NOT SO FAST

STOP RIGHT THERE YOU SKRULL BASTARD

Get the fuck outa here you ALIEN FREAK

IT'S A TRAP! THEY'RE TRYING TO LURE US TO AN AMBUSH!

You disgusting Skrull shit head. End yourself

It was his plan all along!

:[

I was just joking around! It's all for shits and giggles.

Is this lady a skrull?

No she's not, but she is awfully sad.

If I say yes can I put my dick inside her?

It's a crying lady, nothing to see here

SHE'S A SKRULL! THERE IS SOMETHING TO SEE THERE!

Skrulls confirmed gay.