>start dating a cartoonist webcomic girl
>she draws you in her comic as her self insert's boyfriend and makes comics about the two of you
>have a bad breakup and she stops drawing you
>check back on her drawings for old times sake
>she's drawing someone else now
Has anyone else felt a feel like this?
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Thats rough buddy
Whats her name
what did you expect, she will be alone forever now? Crying after you for the rest of her life? faggot
>>start dating a cartoonist webcomic girl
>>she draws you in her comic as her self insert's boyfriend
am not sure the term "self insert" should be used when it is openly meant to be autobiographical.
I mean, it's technically correct, but, it's kind of the point.
move the fuck on already.
Your ex clearly has.She probably doesnt even remember your name
does she do porn?
>she kills your insert in the comic and portrays you as a bad guy that deserved it
wat comic i wanna see
share comic?
>she has your dead insert's ghost come back just to get literally cucked by the new guy
I haven't seen it often. I mean, even in the Snail comics, she portray the guy as an asshole, but she doesn't go for the revenge-porn.
>she has a bad reputation because she's a huge bitch so everyone loves the character that also treats her like shit and constantly gets harassed to bring him back.
oh, you must be the douchebag in Octopus Pie
Octopus Pie is fictional, not biographical.
I'm not going to share the comic because she browses Sup Forums and would recognize me, most likely.
And I have moved on, I'm dating a nice girl, but it's just... it's an impossible feel to describe, to seE your fictional version someone close to you made, be erased.
I still remember that Chris-chan drawing...
>The new guy is a black chad
ya whatever fag
Your mistake is to think that a chad not being black somehow isn't as bad.
>"I-I dont want to post the webcomic so she doesnt recognize me!! she goes here too!!"
>makes thread about something as specific as being an old boyfriend self insert in a webcomic
No wonder she left your ass goddamn you pussy ass nigga.
we are well within the thread now. She won't notice her art if it isn't displayed on the catalogue. Go ahead, post it the juicy bits.
wait, You aren't the rat boyfriend form the Snail girl comic, right?
>online friend made a webcomic ages ago
>last page was his self insert comitting suicide
>never saw him log on again
>the Web page eventually was purged by the hosting company, so there's no trace
>this was ten fucking years ago
I miss you mike
>start dating a cartoonist webcomic girl
Stopped reading there. You deserve everything bad that happens to you.
Apparently not as specific as it sounds, according to some of these posts
not OP, but boooo
Really. You don't judge individuals by the action of a group.
Not OP, but seriously, are you just so autistic as to be incapable of empathizing with other peoples' emotions? The point is that what he had reached out to out of a feeling of nostalgic longing instead turned out to be a bitter reminder of what had been lost, re-opening and old wound.
A normal, functioning human being is capable of experiencing more than one unalloyed emotion at the same time, you werido.
>rival cartoonist puts you into their comic as an antagonist
>but they make you a cool boss villain
>ywn date a gril who can draw, is in the same fetish as you are and draw freeby porn comic of your fetish.
>she's drawing someone else now
>ywn date a girl
>check back on her drawings for old times sake
Your mistake. She's trying to erase you. Even if that's impossible and she still thinks about you from time to time. It's time you do the same.
>author inserts you into the comic
>it's a porn comic
>cartoonist makes a comic
>out of nowhere make a comic where they propose to one of their readers
Penny arcade and shortpacked, but some fucking how despite being cringy as fuck they got the girls.
Makes me want to see some thst backfired horribly.
Holy fuck. God I distrust women.
I mean this shouldn't make that the case. It's like hearing about a murder, surely, not everyone acts like that but the stories are so quick personal and there are so many it has really fucked with me.
I thought I'm on Sup Forums and not fucking /r9k/ get your shitty MUH FEELS out of here
artfag here. I never realized how badly i wanted this
Marrying proposal will always be cheesy. It's how it's meant to be.
I thought both instance you mention turned out to be cute.
This makes me physically ill. I've only been cheated on once, and it was nowhere near this bad (She went to a con, met a guy, fucked him so we broke up)
But holy shit. I have anger issues already, and this kind of shit would've gotten me put in fucking jail.
>they out you into their comic and you put them into theirs
>collaborate on a crossover update for both comics where you both have a sick rival battle about different philosophies you both butt heads over
>one of you is a heel
It's not just women. Lots of first love turn sour because either partner grow disinterested how realise their partner didn't turn out the way they idealised them.
And they end up preferring having an affair instead of admitting they don't want to be with the other anymore, because they don't want to be the bad one", so they do it behind their back up until they realize there is no point to it and then break up in the worst way possible.
I think Fionn comes out as the worst, to me. He clearly see it, see a potential to get some tsate and will enjoy the pleasure of crushing someone else doing so.
I mean, it's clear there that Fionn doesn't give a fuck about the girl. You might think she got what she deserve, but that's not a reason for Fionn to have made it as painful as possible.
It's like door to door salespeople hawking charities. The more personal the more likely they are to agree. Similarly, the more public it is the more likely. Similarly, the more immediately pressed the more likely. These fags played their cards right. You'd REALLY have to miss read things to get a no after a grand spectacle.
Maybe just find some other thread that will upset you less, my friend. I'm sure there's plenty out there with people who enjoy the sort of cold, vacuous, empty rage you're looking for as much as you do. It's okay for there to be more than one type on a single board at any one time.
>tfw you really want a comic rival now
>someone you fucking hate but respect, and the feeling is mutual
>they call you out when you slack off and you do the same for them
>help each other mutually improve despite wanting to strangle the other guy
>and then you both find one guy you both hate together and form a temporary pact and slowly become friends
>have confrontations at cons where it's actually appropriate to say "ah, my old nemesis" while posing dramatically
>you will never become bros 4 lyf making sick cartoons and shooting the bantz
>>one of you is a heel
Like, an actual fish?
>he just fucking beat him up
Oh please, I'd've brought him somewhere secluded, and turned him into hamburger meat. I'd say some animal did it. Would probably go to jail, but i'd be worth it.
>
>first love
HAHAHAHAHAHA
You're fucking kidding mate. I know of a LOT of people who do the 'college' thing. Plenty of whom are more desirable than their partner and turned down (in my opinion) far better offers than their current gf and the gf still went and fucked around or faux-dated someone until breaking up and fucking around.
If someone were to model that exact situation with proper metrics I would bet a months rent that women were significantly more inclined to that behaviour.
Not so say guys aren't complete fuck ups in other situations (alone at parties comes to mind) but in long term college age fidelity? Wew lad.
Wrestling term where one guy agrees to be the bad guy hut gets to ham it up and pretend win for most of the match while the crowd boos him, only for the other guy to come back triumphantly
>>first love
Love from Highschool.
> I would bet a months rent that women were significantly more inclined to that behaviour.
I would not be so sure.
I mean, you need boys to fuck the ladies, even with some gay experiments, overall, it has to even out for it work out.
What, you think the Chads weren't involved in relationship of their own? They are as young as the other and barely more experimented. People tend to think they are some kind of institution who has always been there and always willlbe, but in reality, they are just people who are as eager to cheat on their girlfriend as the girl they are sleeping with.
This is somehow less interesting.
>(She went to a con, met a guy, fucked him so we broke up)
And people still say women (of any sort) aren't whores. Is there a "safe" type of woman, y'know, one that won't fuck any guy she finds mildly attractive?
>kissless virgin until 24
>met girl same age as me
>she got all the fooling around done while in college
>"worst" thing she ever did was have a one-night stand while she was single and regretted it deeply
>never have to worry about her cheating; she has issues that I'm good at dealing with and I have issues she's good dealing with, if we ever divorced she'd take years to find someone else and I'd have used an exit bag
I've never and will likely never have to go through a break up but I can still feel these feels because they're so powerful and feel bad for anyone who has
>love from highschool
i.e not what we were discussing.
>overall, it has to even out for it work ou
Which is why I assume you're not doing any math or science.
Teritiary education is, say, 3-6 years. This is sufficient time for several relationships. For arguments sake lets say 5 two in the first two and one in the final. In any of these situations a pair is required. Two people break any existing bonds and pair. You assumption that for one person to prematurely detach (cheat or faux-cheat) requires another person to balance out is entirely false.
1a-1b date. 1a-1b break up.
2a-2b date. 1a propositions 2b. 1a-2b date.
1b and 2a are alone for a period for time undetermined until dating 3a and 4b respectively.
This way we can see that ONLY 2b did the cheating. You can ascribe meaning to 1a's proposition but we're both aware that I'm not talking about that.
Don't play games with numbers and stats, fag.
>ywn team up with the chad's ex to help fuck his life up
>ywn end up getting together once the deed is done
Protip, just don't to for the feeble virginal women. They'll all whore it out one way or another, it'll hurt less if you date someone who's kind of a bitch.
Plus it's actuslly really draining to deal with someone too submissive, someone with some bite and personality will challenge you more, make you come out of your comfort zone, but not put you in too much of a sense of security to depend too heavily on that person for comfort, or have them depend too much on you and make you feel guilty for doing stuff wrong.
Seriously, at least once in your life if you meet a chick that really aggravates you somehow or just seems like a cunt, go for it. Tame the lion, it'll be sweeter in the end. And if she turns you down. Fuck it, you didn't like her anyway.
>And people still say women (of any sort) aren't whores
Flash news, people cheat, more at 11 when we'll report on the color of the sun.
>Is there a "safe" type of woman
There isn't a single safe type of men or women. cheating or not is up to the individual level. I might say that the kind who completly whore out are at least honest at not commiting in a relationship. You know what you get when you engage with them.
For the rest, there is this dreaded term called "trust" and you will never know if your partner deserve it or not.
I hate and love you, filthy frog-poster.
I haven't dated since college and even then it was short and shit. Scarcely dating and in constant competition for attention over another guy. She made a fool of herself trying to get me back but acting like a whore in front of my peers isn't seductive.
I hope your deeply unhealthy co-dependence brings you all the joy it can, I really do. If you cannot fix yourself might as well be broken together.
>type this out
>think about it for a second
>realize this is the exact same thought process women who go for asshole chad go through
>you finally understand why girls go for assholes
Oh no
the veil has been lifted
>i.e not what we were discussing.
Yes, we are. the picture this conversation stem from is literally about a couple made in highschool that break up during the first days of college.
>Don't play games with numbers and stats, fag.
I wasn't. I simply pointed out the upbringing doesn't make male or female more likely to cheat.
Except that you're wrong. The geniunely meek don't cheat at all. They're deathly afraid that whatever little dream they've slipped into will burst and they'll wake up same as it ever was. I've seen guys and girls both like this. The danger comes in the years following when they start to believe that, because someone has liked them this long that they're worth something now, and if they're worth something now then however was with them before when they weren't is obviously below them.
This
>tfw fucking a girl like an animal, when a month ago before you dated she called you a loser behind your back at work
>when you're able to totally dominate her and make her say your name
>she's a total Stacy and you're a fat fucking pablo and you did it by just being a confident asshole to her
>even if she fuck's some other dude next week won't be worked up about it, but she actually cooks pretty well, so it's a win win no matter what
Only difference is chad's don't have the capacity for change. My dad was the best example of this. My mother thought she could "fix" him, he left when I was twelve, and he still tried to see me. I don't know much about the wo-man, but I think they have rather fluid personalities, allowing for such undesirable traits to become less apparent. After all, they are the more social sex.
>so this is Chad energy
>heh... not bad...
a) I never mentioned upbrining I mentioned gender
b) I never mentioned 'high school' or first love, I mentioned college fidelity. Which while POTENTIALLY encompassing some examples of the tail end of a highschool romance isn't in anyway exclusive to it. Also plenty of people have dated multiple time by college. You're projecting details and restrictions where none actually exist.
>self-inserts: the webcomic
these are almost never good
dodged a bullet desu
Stoicism is a great way to deal with lost love. Posting a sob story on Sup Forums and being wounded that she moved on is just stress and is not a solution.
>a) I never mentioned upbrining I mentioned gender
And I said both gender are subject to similar upbringing.
>b) I never mentioned 'high school' or first love,
I did and the post who stemmed that conversation did.
>You're projecting details and restrictions where none actually exist.
I am not, we were talking about break up during the first days of college in the first place.
>Sup Forums, of all the boards, discovers the true meaning of chadery
It's like this scene all over again
They are replaced by far greater and more insidious traits, do not be fooled. Also, of course 'chads' change. Everyone changes. There are points in life where your old answers don't seem to fit the old questions anymore and you suddenly realise everything is different again. You can't act like a chad forever, even if it's realising you can't pick up mid20s people anymore it's still something that hits. Women just have the brick wall of having a child to catapult them into the situation. Those that don't change as quickly or slowly as men.
aint that why tsunderes are so popular?
though for irl tastes I think it's just mostly everyone has shit taste and judgment of people
At last, you finally see the truth.
It's bitches AND whores, but it's not mutually exclusive, and out of the two, you want to take the bitch pill.
Welcome to the world of survival horror, and good luck.
Yo
Yoooo
YYYYYYTOOOOOOOOO
Put me back into the matrix please. I'll give you the chosen one, just make it happen.
>killer ape hypothesis
Fuckin stop, m8. The bones the guy based this idea on were the result of hyenas, buzzards, and big cats. We were prey long before predator, scrounging what we could from the trees and the ground.
>tfw girl who's pretty much a bitch
>Sup Forums finally understands why it has to be this way
You fucking faggots might finally get laid
Oh shit, there's no putting the genie back, is there?
Something has awoken
Well, we call always take the vaunted lead pill.
>start dating
You've lost me, OP.
It all makes sense now. Genndy was trying to tell us and we didn't listen
LONDON
>I only dated you because my parents forced me to.
woah, where did that come from? I want to know more, that sounds like a completely different story.
>never thought about it like that
>realize there's a ton of women in my life that fall under the undateable bitch category that I'd be fine with being turned down from
>the thought of making any of them into wife material despite that is really fucking hot
>might actually have a shot at not being a kissless virgin now
LIMIT BREAKER STATUS: REMOVED
It's called pity-dating. Nothing new. Sometime you can be peer-pressured into it.
>that desperate for a roast
Bitches are a dime a dozen, nigger. The world is a cheap market now.
She was saying whatever she could think of to hurt him most. This is typical break-up/ex and VERY typical woman shit.
Unless you saw enough to sort of verify a story never, ever, believe a chick after a break up. They're a social creature and insipid bullshit is their weapon.
>this thread
Enjoy, lads. You finally figured out the secret.
>always been attracted to strong, assertive women
>find blushing, submissive virgins annoying
>mfw I realise I'm a Stacy in a man's body
While this story is an extreme example, just like most men, as an example, have slightly to very aggressive tendencies, most women have slightly to very whorish tendencies. They don't have the same emotions about partnership that men do. They mate across and up, and fear prevents mobility more than loyalty. It's nothing to be salty about, just be the best man that a woman can get, put a kid in her, and don't marry. She won't leave you out of fear. Don't have unrealistic expectations about women, even if you think you know one well.
>now
Nigga you calling me desperate yet you come with your smart pants replying to a meme and thinking that sexual degeneracy is not one of the pillars of western society itself.
>bitches are a dime a dozen
That's the beauty of it, there's so many bitches. People keep trying to find born waifus, but that's just not how it works. Waifus are made, not born.
All waifus are made of bitches. The challenge is sorting them out from the whores.
Waifus=ascended bitch>basic bitch-whores/irreversible whores
Xbitchyness/yemotional effort=(-emotional vulnerability + higher dating mobility)
This is the anti virgin equation, you see
Why are we so flawed? I just want to focus on my job, my friends and family and hobbies. Why do I have to throw relationships in here as well? I wish I could be happy alone.
>fulfilling relationships are shitty gatcha
I knew life was bad but this is unreal.
Also no, there are legit decent chicks out their who are neither submissive whores in waiting or uppity sluts. I've met my share. Perhaps how-to-train-your-whore is the best way to get runners-up, though.
A great secret has been revealed today
You have Sup Forums
We're cool guys
No, my son, you're a chad.
You were a chad all along, deep down in your heart. You were meant to fuck bitches.
This is your birthright, this is what it means to be a man fit for women, to be able to turn bitches into waifus.
This is your destiny
GO FORTH, SAMURAI CHAD, AND DESTROY THE EVIL THAT IS THE SHAPESHIFTING MASTER OF DARKNES, WHOREKU
also:
>anti virgin equation
Getting laid is easy, fag. Really easy. I'm lamenting that there are now quality women, not available women. Liquid courage, little qualms on looks and you can fuck whatever you like. Heck as long as you play the odds even with qualms it's not hard. Relationships are the sticking point.
So, you are saying to go for strong, independent women?
>this thread