Wonder Woman just lassoed you with the Lariat of Hestia and demands you tell her your darkest secret!

Wonder Woman just lassoed you with the Lariat of Hestia and demands you tell her your darkest secret!

What do you say?

"Nice tits, bitch."

"Wonderloli is better"
The lasso don't lie

"Torture me and rape me, please."

I molested my sister in her sleep when I was 12

I prefer Captain Marvel.

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I like Billy Batson too

I'm scared to love because I've been hurt, and I hurt others because of that.

I'm an asshole.

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Why are they being questioned by Rip Riley "Manhunter"?

I've hit a man in the road with my car and just kept going scared out of my wits. I read nothing about him dying the next day so I assume he lived but I never told any authorities or family members, just close friends.

I'm probably bi.

"This sentence is a lie."

The actress playing you in the movie is fucking awful but because the movie was,in all honesty, pretty good I feel like I have to sit there while people praise what a good job she did.

The only thing preventing me from constant thievery is my ineptitude at it.

>I hate sweets. I hate Christmas.
why would they allow something so obscene to be published?

Does the lasso force you to speak? I thought it only made sure that things you do say are true (from your point of view).

The lasso used to or sometimes still does (I don't know) forces you to obey. It's one of those things that is as back and forth as her invulnerability. And a something I think they ignore or overlook in favor of OK she has the lasso around the villain, the fight should be over now...fuck that the lasso only makes people tell the truth.

What if I don't know my darkest secret?

I think it currently makes the people understand each other. Like, it makes them immediately know their own different lives and see what happened to them and what made them the way they are

What if you are lying to yourself like you're in denial or have a subconscious issue. Would it make you tell that truth anyway.

It could be really good in therapy.

I really like rape porn.

Like, creepily much.

I masturbate to gay shit.

Also why is everyone darkest secret has to do with what we have as a fetish?

me too.
I'm projecting as the woman. I live in fear that someone will find my porn and they'll think I'm a rapist and then I somehow have to explain that no, I just am overwhelmingly aroused by the idea of violence being done to me in a nonconsentual way, which will somehow make me look worse?

I think it does.
Lasso of Absolute Truth

Me too
But only Women raping men. Really Female on male cruelty in general turns me on. I've read several doujins where the man dies at the end and that just makes it sexier.

>Get Lasso'ed.
>Finally have to come to terms with why you're so nervous around people in mascot outfits
Oh god no.

Wasn't that an old Dave Chappelle bit?

i don't know, i think forcing people to confront their issues sometimes makes them lash out
t. not a psychologist

I'm still in love with a girl I went to school with that I last saw 6 years ago and I never managed to be attracted to anyone else. For a while I made it a habit to drive by her house on my way home from work just for the feeling of being close to her.

I think that's confronting people with their issues. The Lasso I assume is a kind of introspection.

>You hate clowns because you were forced o stare at that circus poster when dad bent you over the desk and raped you.

As opposed to...

>I hate clowns because I would stare at that circus poster when dad bent over the desk to rape me.

i want to be a super hero and have cool fights

I will die alone and miserable.. most likely childless too

I force myself to be friends with the woman who broke my heart because my parents think she's great. She's a lying emotional vampire who constantly seeks the approval of those around her for her terrible behavior and reassurances that she's not the problem. She's a charity case that my folks dote over and shower with gifts and money, etc. I just want to never see or hear from her again but it would break my parents' heart.

Anyone have the Powergirl edit?

It compels you to TELL the truth, which yes, includes speaking. It does not force general obedience in other ways though.

Your movie is really not even good. Mediocre and the actress sucks. Chris Pine still can't act, either. Now are you gonna get physical or am I?

How would that work if one person is a sociopath or serial killer who sees killing victims as normal as brushing their hair. Would Diana understand and now have an urge to kill or would the sociopath develop empathy for former victims?

I'm not into lesbians and want to see a straight woman reject a lesbian rather than turn gay just because she came out to her.

I'm clinically insane but none of the people close to me are aware of just how bad it really is.

BvS and MoS are two of my favorite movies, though I don't have a ton of interest in the DC movies unless Snyder is involved.
I write shipping fanfiction.
I listen to girlfriend audios and paid a woman fifty dollars to make one specifically for me.
When I was younger, my dad used to shave me, cut my finger and toe nails, trim my pubes, and pop pimples on my face and back. He would also walk around the house naked and once took a shower with me.

I believe that I am destined to failure and nothing will ever come out of my pitiful existence.

I once fingered my cat's pussy and it fills me with shame.

I have a foot fetish

And giantesses

And hypnosis

And diapers

I often fantasize about being in a romantic relationship with fictional women, just to feel like somebody loves me.

I've masturbated to you since puberty coincided with first watching the Super Friends. You're the reason why Linda Carter and all other blue eyed brunettes are hot. In all the years since I've been getting off to shemale/trap porn, you're one of the few actual canon non-anime females I still regularly get off to.

I'm now going to jerk off to this pic here as I imagine rubbing my dick up your smooth firm leg and then against the crotch of your blue panties.

I apologize for nothing.

I sometimes by things solely to support my waifu's intellectual property.

Best girl

Traps are gay

>;_; wahh I read rape porn that makes me weird.
Nigga a large majority of the people who like that shit are women. Men are naturally predisposed to sexual dominance, while women tend towards enjoying being sexually dominated. Fictional rape scenarios are popular in porn for being a representation of that, and as long as you can differentiate between fantasy and reality it's fine to enjoy that stuff.
Now, that "I self insert as the girl" shit, that's gay as fuck. You deserve to get made fun of for that.

I honestly don't know what my darkest secret would be. Something I wouldn't tell new people is that I was a Brony, but that wasn't a secret to my friends at the time and I kept my powerlevel in check (no pony apparel, no talking about it in public). The stuff I fap to is vanilla as fuck, I've never gotten in legal trouble, never had incestuous thoughts, and I generally live a very boring life.

I guess I would have to go with the fact that I'm racist even though I'd hate to admit it and would never show it. I can still get along with other people, I'm just less trusting by default.

I don't read the harlequin stuff, user.

I jack off all day long.

>Punisher
Doesn't sound like a dark secret. It's established he revisits the park every year and flies a kite, like he did with his family.

I hope you don't consume clown porn.

Some fucked shit I did as a kid.

I jerk off to cartoons/hentai routinely.

I'm not good at my job. When my bosses ask me to do something I google how to do it and then do it how google tells me to. Then they praise my initiative and the quality of my work and I feel sick.

>dont say anything
>not forced to reveal the truth of anything

Do you not know how the lasso of truth works? If you're asked a question, you are compelled through magic to answer truthfully.

I once saw a horse kick a groundhog over a fence.

I once killed a guy by spiking his drink but no one knows it was me.

God knows.

Well he hasn't called the cops yet.