Tom Sawyer invades the last book you've read and messes it up through wordplay

Tom Sawyer invades the last book you've read and messes it up through wordplay.

What is it now about?

>The Devourers

He gets eaten but Indian shapeshifting werewolves. His death is burtally detail.

Is Missouri that bad?

the fuck is a book?

>Anders Breivik Manifesto

One of his solutions to the Muslim question now involves a patriotic fence with unfinished an unfinished paintjob

>Tell me about the rabbids, George

It's more than bad. It's Missouri.

>A Series of Fortunate Events

Dokeyxote.

Just like the movie.

Is it as bad as Texas?

KEK

>The Path of Cinnamon
Julius Evola becomes a pastry chef instead of getting involved in reactionary politics. The memoir doubles as a cookbook.

Solid gold there, mate

>Fly By Night

The Birdcatchers are now the Catholic Church.

>1984u

>1948
The books now about the creation of big brother and how the world goes down the toilet.

Goddammit

>The picture of Dorian Gay

Literally nothing changes

>Max Weber Essays on Sociology
I don't know how you make puns out of analyses of bureaucracies

Is that Danny Fenton?

Texas is fucking great
at least the parts I was in

>captain blunderpants
describes the movie pretty well. (it's not a bad movie though)

The Long Earth

Lob never sings the entire time.

>The Oakdale Affair
I'm not good with wordplay, someone help me out here.

>Texas
>bad

>The Adventures of Captain Thundercats
I'd read that shit

I'm reading Jane Eyre.
Finding it difficult to relate to a ten year old Victorian Era girl so might make it more interesting

Turn that shit into Jane Erie and now you have a ten year old Victorian Era girl investigating paranormal phenomena.

Reading books makes my eyes hurt so I guess he gotta stay in his own book.

>Adventures of Huckleberry Finn

Can we do comics?
>Jack
Main character is Jack the ripper instead of Jack the reaper.
nothing hardly changes cause they act the same

>IT

Becomes pic related

>implieing I raed

>Killing Genndy

Dude...it's called missouri...more like misery

Didn't Tom have red hair in the book?

Finite Jest

>Radical Sheik by Tom Wolf

The Iron Sheik wrestles a wolf.

I live there and it's not so bad. I only ever lived in downtown kansas city though which isn't much different from any of the other large cities I've lived at.

What am I looking at here?