Tech Jacket

Why couldn't they just do butt stuff?

I ask my best friends GF this at least twice a week.

She returns and they do some vaguely-described stuff with a third alien "girl" involved.

Honestly it went to shit along the same lines as the personal relationships in Invincible.

Somebody has a boner for cuckoldry, polyamory and watching.

Kirkman does, he introduced the idea that him and his girlfriend couldn't get it on.

redpill me on this pls

From Tech Jacket, which takes place in the same universe as Invincible.

How different is too different. She got a predator face for a vagina? She's got a mouth, just use that.

Seriously nigga, just get creative. God damn.

>implying I wouldn't if she had a predator mouth for a vagina

That sounds like boring filler shit. Just let the guy fuck his green waifu.

I wish Writer explain why it is different. Does she got a dick vag like a hyena?

well she got a mouth and tits, and it shouldnt be too hard for her to explain what he needs to do to get her off, dont see the problem

Whoever wrote this should be set on fire. Or fired, out of a cannon. A lot. More than 20 times. Just scoop up the pieces and keep firing.

Please tell me this writer never wrote again and this series was cancelled for shit like this?

>implying I wouldn't

The way it's framed I automatically assume she just has a dick. Which isn't a big deal for your alien waifu.

If anything it's a plus.

Thats just it, it wouldnt matter. But the writer is a fucking hack, or super uptight christian hack, or maybe just hated his fucking job and this comic so decided to derail it for his own storyline. So fans got this bullshit excuse to flush down a built up relationship.

Musta triggered the shit out of the writer for him to do this shit though.

Dude even if it was just a tiny dot with tentacles flying everywhere, I WILL FIND A WAY.

Seen the part about robot boy and monstergirl?
That was par for the course but I completely checked out long before that.
That was kind of where I knew Kirkman had some serious issues/fetishes.
Kind of like how Claremont had his whole....thing.

Keatinge's actually pretty good, like said, the whole "non-compatible" thing was Kirkman's idea.

She got a mouth she has an ass she has boob lumps

At first you have my interest, now you have my curiosity.

>not sucking her futa alien dick

SHE HAS FUCKING HANDS!!! I dont care if shes built like a trap with a 20 inch dong. You been dating the bitch for a year, she's official their species version of a female. Give her a good once over for Mother Earth or you just look like a fucking spaz who ran away from a challenge.

Is this blue beetle knock off some sort of cowardly nerd or basement dwelling hover hand fedora dweeb?

What?

Christ what an asshole.

Her species probably fucks using some kind of mutual docking of proboscis that come out of their noses or something.
They may not even have anuses, that may not even be a mouth on her face.

just a single staring, terrified eyeball

I will give it a reason to be terrified.

WEAKLING

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KIRKMAN HAS A CHEATING FETISH.

Pretty much every couple in Invincible has been involving in cheating, "justified cuckoldry", or what have you.

She can't give him oral because of the acid saliva. he can't give her oral because of the poison barbed vagina.

Thirsty as fuck.

I feel like acid saliva would have come up much sooner in the relationship. Though she is an alien and her customs are different.

Kirkman spends too much time on Sup Forums?

If she has acid saliva then first base would have been a game stopper a month into the relationship. They are obviously going all the way when he suddenly goes "oh this is too weird for my christian uptight ass".

Was Kirkman always a hack?

Humans find a way. This guy is not a human.

anybody have the page?

>Chick from Invincible who raped the protag got away with it and lives with another human man

What the fuck

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I really wanted more of this comic. Does anyone have any similar titles to recommend besides Invincible?

Glory is by the same writer, if that helps.

About a hi-tech suit? Can you tolerate some 90s cliches? Darkhawk.

Full on cuckold huh.

If I met an alien waifu with tentacles down stairs I would assume I hit the alien waifu jackpot.

Ok so he pusses out on boinkin is GF when "its too complicated" and now hes actually upset when she shacks up with somebody who is not as fucking uptight as he is.
Are all the heros in invincible universe this fucking shit? Or just the ones Kirkman writes?

>fuckin high-fives bro, pic related

Blue Beetle pre-New 52 was great. His 52 comic not so much but there are highlights.

Seriously, girls that have tentacles are the best and there are almost no porn of that.

Well the other girl is the same species so presably its not being uptight its having the roght

That is some seriously prudish shit.

>Kirkman does shit like this.
>Incase is having Marco bleach the black lesbian and fuck Alfie.

How can a porn comic get it so right?

They end up having a 3 way relationship.

It's because porn should be about people being happy.

How does that work? You can't having them being so different that they can't fuck except when they get a second girl.

Maybe they should have read a book before just jumping in. You get urethra insertions that way.

I don't understand why it would be so terrible even if they couldn't fuck.

But she says they're different. If she had a dick she'd be saying they were the same.

He watches and preps the cow.

I'm not kidding. It is heavily implied by both the setting and Kirkman being into that.

Which is better, as long as hes boinking both of them, otherwise its just awkward all the time as they play ping pong with the center chick. So hopefully he's fucking both of them and got the logistics worked out but its stupid and unbelievably childish to have a relationship with somebody and going in KNOW that their anatomy is going to have some hurdles, then get some time for sexy only to throw it away for being complicated. Bitch it aint complicated, either you got no imagination or you were not into it in the first place and were looking for an excuse. I mean she could have a pussy like a rock grinder and all you need is a force field generator for your dick to be just powerfull enough to make it more like a vibrator.

I mean fuck man you give me a hot looking rock cube that can sweet talk me long enough and I will paint every side with my semen and lick every corner till I find the one that makes it shudder. I mean you are already past the point of wanting to boink, YOU WILL FIND A WAY! Fuckin bring mythbustters and youtube in on this shit and set up a camera, get a brainstorming session going on with a universe with perverts and see who's idea you wanna try first, get raw on that shit.

You dont just throw in the towel and walk away. Your young, your American, got a willing partner that at least looks hot, find a way to plow that shit and do it for mankind. Aint no hero backing away from that shit.

>there's no way
>except for you sticking it in my mouth
>or between my tits
>or my buttcheeks
>or my thighs
>or my feet
>or under my armpits
>OR IN MY HANDS
And just how fucking different can her nethers be? It's either got to be sticking something in or getting something stuck in you. I'm sure he has a body part that can fit either way.

>He watches and preps the cow.

Voyeur and masturbate?

Oh come the fuck on, how "different" can they possibly be - everything from toes to thighs and from the top of her head to the top of her groin is basically identical.

She's a fucking alien princess... FIND A WAY TO MAKE IT WORK!

How can he prep her if her junk is to weird to even know what to do with it?

proof?

It was a size difference.

That horny-ass teens would give up here was the most unrealistic and dumb part of the entire comic.

Mate, he has some supertech jacket, he's either a mad scientist or has access to one. Get a special anti-acid condom and some type of super latex gloves.

Then get a swim cap and a flashlight and give her the what for.

If her hole is pea sized then why the fuck was she not singing for joy at having found the biggest dick her people have ever heard of?
>pic related

Mate, you have it backwards.

How could they possibly be in a relationship with each other if they can't kiss?

Exactly - there can't anything THAT functionally different there - maybe it's a weird color or maybe it's the wrong gender, but it's clearly not a Gelgamek situation.

Make it work.

I fear all we have done here is proven that Kirkman has no creativity in him when it comes to relationships.

she's probably just complete anatomical nonsense down there, like it looks like an accordion made out of fingernails and emits a low ominous keening sound when exposed to light

I can't find my screencap, but I found the quote, from ancient /tg/ HFY threads.

You don't understand.
Since mankind first looked up at the skies, he has dreamed of having sex with them. See: the myth of Tithonus.
We have learned, with great sadness, that we cannot fuck the sky. We will not be the peerless hero who deflowers the virgin sun or the lady of the moon. We cannot even make love to the stars.
But we hope that there will be living creatures who dwell in the stars. We hope that we can reach them and find friendship, that our species is not the sole intelligent life, alone in all the heavens, growing ever more maddened by its isolation. No, that we cannot accept. There must be others.
And when we find them, we WILL have sex with them. Their blood may be acid and they may breathe poison, but we WILL have sex with them. They may have clawing razors for genitals and limbs that would crush our human frames as easily as we can crush a baby's skull, but we WILL have sex with them . . .
You are like the early caveman who asked Thog Uklakala HOW when he said he would fight a saber-toothed tiger and win . . .
If we find aliens, we will have sex with them, just as we soar across the sky, just as we traveled to the moon, just as Thog hunted the saber-toothed tiger at the dawn of man.
We WILL have sex with them, no matter what difficulties we may face along the way. We WILL have sex with them, because if it comes down to it WE WILL BUILD A MACHINE TO HAVE SEX WITH THEM.

Fuck man. That shit right there brought a tear to my eyes. I feel like saluting it.

>I got so many gifs worthy of that quote...

Aright with that i'm going to bed. Somebody print out this entire thread and mail it to Kirkman, like a lot. Make sure he gets it. Fucking make him sign for this fucking mailed in thread. I want to know he's getting the message.

I for one find this interesting and refreshing. Not the cuck thing but the incompatibility with no direct solution. Far to often you have a human and a random alien fall for each other and everything just fits down there. Even when they are shown to have vastly different biology like green blood, 2 hearts, acid spit, 4 arms or 2 head. The only instance I can think of with something like this is Kif from futurama. His entire species reproduce through direct skin contact even something as simple as a handshake. Receiving sexual pleasure not from physical but emotional stimulation.

From the reaction he has to her it is obvious she is vastly different not simply a cock or an odd vag but something else. For all we know she has a sponge like structure between her legs designed to absorb the fluids of a male of her species. As far as everyone saying just make it work what if they physically can't. Perhaps like Kif she doesn't have friction based sexual stimulation. Perhaps it is chemical based and no amount of rubbing is going to get her off.

>incompatibility with no direct solution
That's called being a fucking quitter.

There is always a solution.

Unless masturbation isn't a thing for her species which seems impossible, then there is no reason for them to not make it work. You do not have to fuck when you are in love.

To be honest I think this page alone justifies her dropping Tech and hooking up with the warrior girl. It's so fucking lazy, right? "This isn't obvious so I'm just gonna quit out" It shows Tech Jacket is unadventurous, unimaginative, uncaring about his partner, a selfish lover and inclined to quitting. Far better to ditch his ass and fuck someone willing to put in the effort.

IIRC the dad in this is a total shitbag and it just gets laughed off too.

My god man, go get a blowjob. They are awesome, god damn fucking awesome. No really, go ask somebody for $20 and go get a fucking blowjob. Seriously.

Here's the original, it was my first thought too.
I'll look through my HFY folder for anything else relevant.

Alien wing-wongs aside, if I like Invincible will I like Tech Jacket? I need something to fill the non-2 capeshit hole in my life and really can't get into Savage Dragon.

>Not giving her a reach-around while pounding her rectum
>Or at least hotdogging her cheeks if there's no back entrance
Nigga use your goddamn head. WHERE THERE'S A WILL THERE'S A WAY!

There's no shortage of HFYs, but I can't remember very many lewd HFYs


... which is a damn shame, it seems like something that would lend itself to lewds.

The first couple were really enjoyable, but if you find its wearing thin after a while, you're not gonna miss anything by not reading it. Same for Wolfman.

kirkman is nothing if not a one trick pony but seriously who does the whole cuckholdery deal this much?

The end of this one kinda fits.
I remember there being a few talking about fucking aliens. In particular one where a guy fucked a village nearly to death.

Off the top of my head, there's the one about a guy with a slimegirl waifu, he makes a chocolate cake and she nearly passes out from pleasures.

... NEED
... NOW

I know which one he's talking about, but I never saved it and I can't find any trace of it on the archives

Love is a crazy thing

>I automatically assume she just has a dick
That sounds like that's all on you my friend.

>or maybe it's the wrong gender,
She is female, officially.

I just don't believe it. I'm a fan of Gargoyles, for example, and Greg Weisman has gone on record basically saying Elisa and Goliath can't really have sex... but also that they have experimented. So if a human woman and a giant gargoyle can find ways to get eachother off, I don't see why these two characters can't. As other anons said, he can AT LEAST tit fuck her, and even if he needs to use protective gloves or a stick, I'm sure he can manipulate WHATEVER she has going on down stairs to get her some enjoyment. I can believe they aren't ever having babies or such, but no normal man would pass up a chance to make a weird alien girl cum and to cum in/on her.

This right here... is the human spirit.

Fine, let me say it another way - maybe she has a phallus instead of a hole. Is that better? Or is the concept still confusing?

What does getting a BJ have to do with anything he said?

Didn't Techjacket have sex with some blue chick that looked like a Na'vi?

I think most of the people here are actually not imaginative enough since they keep going straight to dick for it being "incompatible".
And no. You previous comment wasn't confusing, you're just not thinking big enough.

Was she the one who's bodily fluids would've melted his dick?