JSA Storytime: X-Statix

Good evening owls,

[last arc intensifies]

I'm already so drunk it's hard to type lol

Like, you know how you get "where are my hands?" That's right now.

CAP SHADE

I want to storytime Morrison's X-Men. Should I do it in weekend?

for any special occasion, or is it just because drinking?

I am actually ON this coming weekend because I'm working early and not late but you do fucking you, user

I helped my sister clean her house this afternoon which meant I was free to poach the winebox the whole time

Why must Joey suffer?
also Slade still doesn't know lol, I like this running gag

HEY I am actually behind on EVERYTHING

did things resolve okay?

I wasn't able to post yesterday, but I can now, so I'm here to tell everyone that OP is a faggot.

You are typing with remarkable cohesion for being so inebriated.

You consistently underestimating stupid motherfucker, I can type perfectly at a point which lesser beings would be worshiping the porcelain god

the crossover was terrible like all rebirth crossovers so far but the epilogue was great

Or, in other words, you skip you lose. Bury your trip and abase yourself, lesser being, you have lost any claim to calling ME a faggot, lol.

Joey is too pure to suffer

this is amazing and NOT AT ALL TOPICAL

Hello, Storyteller.

Steve Trevor one shot, and Justice League fill-in really make me wish done-in-ones were still a thing. It's like, comics are monthly, and this means we as customers are waiting a month each time to pay for a piece of a story, rather than getting a complete story every month.

>trade waiting
Don't give me that shit, the result is the same. As things are now, you are still typically waiting up to half a year for a whole story. And while in theory, decompression is meant to give more room with which to enrich the story, in practice it still plays out like a single issue needlessly stretched out. So the way I see it, it's better we go back to single issues actually being singular. Overarching plots, sure, but episodic formatting is the way to go.

I almost don't want him to find out. I'm sure it would be good but I'm having too much fun with the teases.

Like, are they good or what?

You and I would like that, but I don't think the average modern reader would. People hate things that feel like filler.

Nothing will top him being blind and not being able to see the picture of Isherwood and Joey kissing on the phone

The crossover was pretty mediocre, with the fallout from the last regular issue being much more interesting.

Oh yeah OP, I read Chaykin's newest thing today, and it is possibly the ugliest thing I have seen in a long time (both in content and actual art)

The Steve issue was ok. Not boring exactly but it didn't do a ton for me.

I sent the Chaykin cover to a friend to make her cry

it worked

HI WANDA

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>Or, in other words, you skip you lose. Bury your trip and abase yourself, lesser being, you have lost any claim to calling ME a faggot, lol.
Bite me. It was my thing first.

RESPONSE:

>Everyone's face is very hammy and he doesn't even draw the hot chix hot.

LOL

They were both pretty good, yes. The Steve one has some bits of ridiculous hilarity, with "meninists", and not-Eviless, no joke, calling Steve a cuckold.

Both had a bookending device too, which is a funny coincidence.

>filler
Which is extra stupid because the way decompression works nowadays, it IS filler. The extra space isn't being filled with anything of actual substance, making it utterly pointless.

Was Tike's secondary mutation Clairvoyance?

fucking Sup Forums

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Prepare to see the meninist page from the Steve Trevor special reposted till the end of time like with the mansplaining thing from Sensation Comics

It's just so cluttered

kill me now

how's the LaMonte treating you?

Do the poison ships have a real-world equivalent? I've never heard of anything like them before?

oh my god WTF

good lord that's hideous

didn't Chaykin have the ability to make comics that didn't look awful at one point? what happened

what the fuck happened to Tim Seeley...

>didn't Chaykin have the ability to make comics that didn't look awful at one point?
meh, not really.

What's even better is that the meninists have XY on the backs of their uniforms.

COMIC BOOKS! I love it. I don't give a fuck, I love it.

Hey Tex, I was wondering if you were planning on ever running the relevant Smallville comics.

My eyeeeeeeees

LOL :(

fuck I missed page 18

It's exactly what I needed. Very calming.

Actually forgot about them until today when I was reminded of their existence by the Comixology sales charts. Might go ahead and post it tomorrow.

NOW page 21

That last panel is exactly how I feel about this page. Fuckin' Chaykin.

Cool. I didn't even realize you were on vacation.

I almost storytimed it to see how Sup Forums would react but it contains quite a bit of nudity (a trans escort gets beaten and arrested), and I'm not sure how ban-happy the mods are these days

There's like 5 more files where that came from, too

Dead Girl remains the only mutie to have beaten the Scarlet Witch

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It's best to black bar the naughty parts. I got a three day ban for trying to story time Crash Retold. And it was the second part, after I did the first part the previous day. Crock of shit.

Better safe than sorry, user.

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user who made me BLUE BOARD WORLDWATCH is my hero for all time

lol he used his sexiness

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Conversely, that user is my enemy for all time because I had to read Worldwatch. Motherfucker.

fuck you I'd read more WORLDWATCH right now

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I miss Clint

You're drunk, so you don't know any better right now.

we all do

I'm surprised he didn't use that anti-Captain Atom arrow.

Just have had a fuckled up schedule lately.

Sweet. I'll let you know when I've listened to this one a few times.

Hey hey, will get to this after supper. Hope someone''s still around then.

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Also Rick Remender has me blocked on Twitter for some reason despite me never saying anything to or about Rick Remender

I'm drunk so odds I go off to kill orcs are good, lol

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He just really, really, REALLY hates Wonder Woman

;___:

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Wasn't Rick Remender the subject of some kind of Spider-Woman controversy, or am I thinking of someone else?

Why just orcs, you racist?

is this /d/

There was the whole Captain America thing where people got upset at Sam Wilson "raping" a consenting adult woman.

Remember #FireRickRemender?

You're probably thinking of the "drown in hobo piss" controversy

because Orsimer can blow me

that was AMAZING

pic related

Ohhh, I thought you guys were talking about the Overwatch comics and I was totally lost.

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he probably just subscribed to some list and someone else on there like Slott must have blocked you

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That all sounds like shit I should remember, but I'm only getting vague clouds.

All the stupid comics controversies are starting to blend together.

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this is kinda /d/

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Black Bolt continues to be everything I hoped it would. Miniseries confirmed. ;(

lol :(

Okay, repast complete. Time for comics, of which I've read none so far today.

Did Flintstones go out on an expectedly high note?
Did Nova? Cap Atom?

Dugguardians still finding a balance between SYNERGY and actual good comics?

BACK FRIDAY LOL

IDK but Phyla was apparently shown

>is this /d/
Always

G'night, OP. Thanks for the tunes.

This sure is the kind of Cap that eventually took over all the crossover event appearances. Preachy and unnuanced.

More reason this run should be non-canon.

Reverse gangbang is too vanilla for /d/.

Thanks for posting as always, Storyteller.

Have fun with your hangover.

Duggan Guardians was Judge user porn. Art was dope, too.

Funnily enough, it was almost anti-synergy. It was all about Gamora, and actively ignored/contradicted everything from that miniseries that she had earlier this year. The miniseries is basically just backstory for the movie now