Why wasn't this in the movie?

Why wasn't this in the movie?

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beggars can't be choosers Sup Forums, just be thankful Steve wasn't black ok?

Do people enjoy this as if it is good, thoughtful writing?

Oh DC... don't go into the same territory as Marvel. Is not gonna do ya any good.

Oh Jesus. I'm at a loss for words here.

it's what they do

Unlike Marvel, this is funny and not meant to be taken dead seriously. Fuck the alt-right if they whine about this.

>implying Sup Forums could ever get their act together enough to organize a genuine terrorist cell

It's not particularly funny.

Or even lift...

>only the alt-right would dare be offended
you tell 'em sweetie

Do *you* even lift?

#swoleleft, Misogynerd

Why weren't the kangas?

This sounds like the start of a really good porn.

okay I was able to read until the frothing red phallus until I had to stop. Was this Mockingbird tier or was I smackledorfed?

they stole Shia LeBouef's flag! they're srs bsns!

being baited by attention seeking celebrities is the greatest call to action a real man can strive for you fag.

Oh, yes, so funny.

See you mistake that Marvel is not just making jokes too, sadly as
show Sup Forums like everywhere else on the internet can not take a joke.

>Create nondescript misogynist organization as a joke
>Sup Forums automatically assume it's a jab at them
Can't make this shit up.