Gwenpool is pathetic! PATHETIC!

gwenpool is pathetic! PATHETIC!

just like me

You're not cute though, so she has one good advantage over you.

>people in the game don't have pink speech bubbles
>can't be voice actors from her universe
>the people she kills in the game are actual people in another universe that she just thinks are fictional

Don't bully gween and don't bully yourself

Real world Gwen seems far off from Gwenpool. Gwenpool seems like a hero trying to figure the ins and outs of heroing. RWG seems like a mass of untapped potential.

As for the Just Like Me
While I can relate to doing nothing with my art, I never had a problem getting work out of highschool, was never into vidja, and only recently started buying comic but even that I'm not too deep.

>cute girl with dyed hair
>shut-in

haha yeah ok marvel

why does she sit like that? Is it because she knows feet are the worst part of a girl and should remain hidden at all times?

Oh please. This is such a stereotype. It isn't that I chaotically drive over the sidewalks and just mow down civilians. I actually try to obey the traffic laws in these games, but what happens is the AI for the civilians is not really there and so they end up diving out into the road like they're trying to do a Russian insurance scam and I end up unintentionally bozo'ing them.

Morons.

I know some women who sit like this at work. Apparently it's a thing if you're petite enough to pull it off.

God damn Toxic Avenger was brutal
>I actually try to obey the traffic laws in these games
When I was a kid I like to car jack ppl same spot cause a traffic jam, then go on a shooting spree in GTA

Haha I actually try to do that as well some times. What's really hilarious is that a lot of the NPC drivers don't obey traffic laws at all. You can be driving completely legit and you'll still see red light running, illegal turns, car accidents, hit and runs, and pedestrians getting ran over left and right completely unrelated to your actions.

I'm a guy and I used to sit at my desk like that before it was too cluttered to use. Now I do everything from bed.

issue 16 was the best issue yet. really DEEEP and drawn by gurihiru. why cant they just make gurihiru draw everything? i dont care if it takes longer. much better than having shitty filler episodes

You'd be surprised. I once dated a girl with agoraphobia.

Didn't work out as you could imagine.

Who knows, user. Maybe If she gets more popularity, they'll might make her have her own cartoon series on Disney XD.

I must know from which comic this Kate Bishop panel came from.

gwenpool issue 14? or 13 maybe

the shittest taste imaginable

but her feet is visible

>XD
walk into traffic

are you just not flexible at all senpai?

i feel bad for her parents

...

>copy/pasted the tv screen
gj boys, keep up the hard work

I know, it must be hard on her mom having to wash her daughters crusty underwear because she rarely changes them and constantly masturbates

That was kind of the point, dude.

Maybe her butt hurts.

I'm glad I actually have a job.

You may have a job, but as long as you live with your parents and refuse to join the real world, you're still basically Gwenpool.

I WANNA HUG GWEN!

> moving out of the house
its almost like you want to throw away your money

thank you based user

I'm saving money so I can move out without relying on them.
I'm stuck commuting between their homes and doing chores for each of them, moving out' s something I want to do ASAP.

Moving out when you grow up and living independently is a uniquely American cultural tradition.

In European and Asian countries, they live three generations to a house and never separate, subsisting communally off one another until death.

So they don't understand why we consider NEETs to be pathetic or outcasts. In Europe and Asian you're supposed to live with your parents until they die.

Then maybe you should stop wasting time on Sup Forums and actually get to work so you don't end up a disappointing sad sack like Gwen.

How do you think your parents feel taking care of manbabies like you?

>XD

Stop.

> Don't have a job
GO GET A JOB user

> Pick yourself up and successfully find a job
GET A BETTER JOB, user

>"Stop posting on Sup Forums during lunch break"
Why? It's not like I'm going to suddenly gain extra money by staring at a wall for the next five minutes.

From one American to another, there really is no excuse for anyone to be living with their parents beyond their mid twenties, let alone their early thirties. I mean, maybe autism or some other ailment that makes them completely nonfunctional, but beyond that you should be on your own by maximum 25.

I know Europoors don't understand that, but that's for them to work out.

>you're supposed to live with your parents until they die.


This is something Americans don't understand. And will never tolerate.

Read a book. Hang out with your coworkers. Do normal people shit.

I wanna Fug Gwen

>just like me

You don't have the legs to pull it off

>ywn shitpost on /co with Gwen.
WHY EVEN LIVE?

It's because after the baby boom, the kids who grew up wanted to move out on their own and do their own thing and not live in a house with their seven brothers and sisters and their parents.

Then when they had kids, they wanted them to get the fuck out as soon as possible so they could enjoy their time alone again.

the more i see her being a total waste the more i like her.
SHIT

Normal people are awful.

You're projecting.
Spending the occasional lunch break browsing the web isn't atypical.

>Sedintary all day long
>Subsists only off of junk food
>Has a perfect body

I thought Gween was supposed to be from the real world?

justify moving out then

i wanna do both in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation while holding hands

>WHY EVEN LIVE?
Because every time I pull the trigger I just end up back here anyway.

There are a few girls like that.
I knew one who was underweight despite being a lazy slob who ate junk.

More like: Normal people can't stand you

Who said she ate junk? She doesn't eat any in this chapter. Her mom lays out a proper dinner.

You can jack off without anyone barging in the room to tell you dinner is ready.

>How do you think your parents feel taking care of manbabies like you

Mommy just made me some cookies last night and daddy is taking me fishing with his friends Saturday morning because he enjoys my company. I didnt ask them to do either

> he doesnt have a fast metabolism
sucks to have suck shit genetics

The American way of life is pure trash, you standard of living is fucking laughable, you're practically third world.

So you don't spend the rest of your life living in a state of infantile dependence.

Honestly, if you need that articulated to you then I think you're already too far gone.

>In European and Asian countries, they live three generations to a house and never separate, subsisting communally off one another until death.

Most European countries are smaller than most American states. They don't have the space for each generation to live independently from each other.

Sucks to be them.

My rooms on the second floor with my own kitchen and fridge. Plus my house isnt made of paper so I watch porn with my speakers on

>Not taking over the finances for your parents when you're of age and allowing them a quicker course to retirement.
?????

Ah, the ol' Star Ocean 3.

>state of infantile dependence
who says I depend on my parents to get shit done? You act like nobody moves out and ends up needing a roommate. My roomates happen to be my parents. I pay 800 a month to live in a 3 story house and no landlord gives me shit. You must have been lied to growing up by your parents because they just didnt want you around

>You can jerck off without anyone barging in the room to tell you dinner is ready.
>ftfy

Moving out it's usefull. You learn about priorities and stop wasting your money on comic books and that shit.
I wish I had left my parents house before.

>"Hey! I don't live with my parents! My parents live with ME! It's DIFFERENT!"

If you put as much effort into making a living as you do into making excuses you wouldn't be "rooming" with your parents this far into adulthood.

You needed to live on your to learn priorities? Are you a mentally disabled?

>He doesn't want to take care of his parents.

>Most European countries are smaller than most American states. They don't have the space for each generation to live independently from each other.

Europeans are either pathologically or intellectually incapable of comprehending how big the USA is and just how much free space we have to work with.

I remember a bong once asking me how long a "tube" trip was from DC to Dallas and thought it couldn't be more than 3 hours. They've lived in matchboxes for so many centuries that they legit can't comprehend the freedom of open space and everyone having the luxury of a place for themselves.

>Moving out when you grow up and living independently is a uniquely American cultural tradition.
Moreover it's a tradition that only really started in the 20th century. In the 19th century, poor and working class families were all living together.

Leaving home and finding your fortune independently has been an American tradition since the colonial era.

It's how Ben Franklin's memoirs start.

Too bad the average American barely makes enough to support such a lifestyle.

> hey! I put words in peoples mouths because I cant win an argument otherwise

No need to project so hard senpai. I know you need any win you can get when you're living out there in the "cold cruel world". Theres living smart and then theres whatever you're doing. I just choose to not waste my life running in a rat race when I can sit here at the finish line. Enjoy worry about keeping your job or if someone will break into your house while youre away you brave brave lad

You may not believe me user but it all goes so terribly south one day

Ben was also *loaded*.

The common man didn't have such freedoms, much like how they didn't even get a vote for a long ass time.

Best post in here.

Americans before the war lived with thier parents well in to their thirties, only became a "tradition" when the US government was throwing money at it's citizens post war.

Unsurprisingly, now the "golden age" is well over, we're seeing people live longer with their parents, America is going back to how it used to be.

>finding your fortune
Glad thats worked out for all of that 2% after a hundred years

>This defensive

Keep building those walls instead of building experiences.

by then i'll be in my 30's

Ben was exceptional with his success.
>Although the 19th-century ideal held that married women were not supposed to work, women did contribute to the family's well-being. Wealthy women planned formal dinners, balls, and other social gatherings that were crucial to their husbands' political and business success. Middle-class women sewed for what they called pin money, small amounts that frequently balanced the family budget. Married women in the middle and working classes took in boarders, sold hot lunches or pastries to neighbors, and saved money by doing their own baking, brewing, gardening, and other chores. It was also common in middle- and working-class families for sons to be sent to school, while their teenage sisters supported this schooling by working in a factory, teaching in elementary schools, or taking in sewing. Such work was considered acceptable as long as it was either done in the house or by unmarried young women.

>Many 19th-century American families did not fit into this nuclear family ideal, as it was expensive. High housing costs meant more people than just the nuclear family often lived under one roof. Extended families, including grandparents and other relatives, were most numerous in the mid-19th century. Immigrants clung to traditional extended-family forms, and poorer families often included grandparents, grandchildren, and sometimes aunts and uncles in order to maximize sources of income and save on rent. Men, women, and children worked long hours for low wages in dirty, cramped surroundings in the sweatshops of major cities. Although the ideal woman was supposed to be pure, innocent, and domestic, most poor women had to work. Taking in boarders, such as young men and women working in local factories, was another way that families earned money, although they gave up family privacy.
Ben's parents weren't wealthy, he really was a self-made man.

wow spiderwen is nerdy and plays videogames just like my imaginary girlfriend

Oh, I didn't mean to imply he was old money. I mean he got to do whatever because he was a genius who made fat stacks of cash and fucked half of France

>her dad isn't Moot
I call bullshit

i bet she was seriously into anime

> still projecting

Saves you a shitton of money.

I have an ex who's still living with her parents in her 30s. She's got a much healthier retirement account than I do and can go on European vacations (and even Japan!) once a year with the money she saves.

Is that an edit or is someone at Marvel trying to stealth-promote Whomp?

>Ben's parents weren't wealthy
No, but I recall that his in-laws had a bit of cash to throw around to give him a push.

you know, just because yo have a whole pizza doesnt mean you must eat a whole pizza

She's also incredibly good looking. UNLIKE YOU xD.

> eating cold pizza
no thank you. you eat that entire 18' pizza and enjoy taking a big shit afterwards

>american middle-class actively committing suicide on a national scale by destroying its own wealth through activities like these
>they think this is the right thing to do and instead of facing reality shift blame to their upper-classes for their own retardedness
Well. At least you morons make things interesting to look at from over here. Keep that shit up.

For as reliable as most memoirs are, Ben's open up with him arriving in Philly with nothing but the clothes on his back and a roll in each pocket, then becoming a self-made man from there.

Atypical, but they've made every American kid read it in school for 200 years because its supposed to inspire them to strike out on their own and find success away from the nest.

you can heat it in the oven,. learn to act like a propper adult for fucks sake

>and enjoy taking a big shit afterwards
you wanna kiss that goodbye when you are in your late twentys

So this is why they call you "Europoors". You can't afford to live independently. That's just too bad.

All the participation awards they've been giving out for the past few decades have kind of destroyed the point that in a competition, there has to be losers.

>why do I get fat when I eat pizza when other people who eat pizza don't?
>must be their metabolism

there are only awards for the first three places
what you morons dont get is that the real losers are the thousands of people who didnt even try