Why is being eeyore suffering?

Why is being eeyore suffering?

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His life isn't bad, he just needs meds.

Meds won't undo spilling juice

Because he is surrounded by assholes.

Meds will give him the clarity to clean it up and get on with his life.

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do they really?

Because he's a metaphor for depression

How did he get so depressed?

Well they'll get him to a point where he's too chill to care either way so eh, wash.

2 foot long dong everyone is afraid of, can't get himself off due to religious upbringing.

Not really.

SSRIs kinda just make everything seem like a good idea. Which is why they have that suicide warning, and a good number of mass shooters were on them.

in the book it's because he's really smart and he thinks that it's bullshit that people treat owl like the smart one whenever he's a huge fucking dumbass

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He's literally an ass. Also his tail is nailed to his bottom.

>SSRIs kinda just make everything seem like a good idea
t. never needed SSRIs before

>eeyore drinks TWO glasses of grape juice
literally hitler, what an asshole, impeach now!

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social anxiety mixed with severe depression. I'm proud of him every morning he makes it out of bed.

you can do it too user

Well, theres your answer OP.

SSRIs have been proven to be only marginally more effective than placebos. They're just sugar pills for bored housewives and gullible Millennials.

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That's just life, man.

Some people get to have good things happen to them, get to be successful, and generally are happy. Then there are people destined to be shit on until the day they die, the unlucky bastards who exist only to make the first group feel even better.

Its fate. The grand cosmic plan.

Gee, I don't know

I forgot how funny these strips were

What's he going to rape?

(You)

is this real

TZOOOO SCHOOOOPPPPSSSSSSS

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Pooh's a cunt

Wonder what would had happened if he had gone for third scoop.

How long until Eeyore pulls a murder-suicide?

If I were him, it would have been peach ice-cream

>murder-suicide

He seems more like the type that one day shows up armed with an assault rifle and bomb vest and tries to take as many as he can to hell with him.

This hurts

damn

dumping random depressed E as I read on creators.com/read/winnie-the-pooh

this caught me off-guard

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Hilarious

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>tfw ywn give him a hug and rub his plush snout

depends on the person, their needs and the kind of meds. my depression meds help me make dopamine, which I have trouble making on my own apparently. and my anxiety pills liven me up a bit and put a pep in my step to boot
even then, it's only crutches for your broken leg. you have to do most of the healing yourself so there's no guarantee

Roo is cool in my book

I cannot argue with that logic

piglet is a shill, apparently

Why is tigger always hanging out with Roo anyways?

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>my depression meds help me make dopamine
Is that some sort of science fiction miracle drug? I don't think you understand the mechanism of action.

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really oversimplified, probably not the best way to word it
here
>webmd.com/drugs/2/drug-1774-5095/fluoxetine-oral/fluoxetine-enteric-coated-oral/details
>netdoctor.co.uk/medicines/depression/a7424/prozac-fluoxetine/
>brainphysics.com/howprozacworks.php

>It is thought that when depression occurs, there may be a decreased amount of serotonin released from nerve cells in the brain.
>SSRIs work by preventing serotonin from being reabsorbed back into the nerve cells in the brain.

tl;dr my brain retarded and needs help in the meantime

>science fiction drug that helps make dopamine
L-Dopa has been around for a long time, it's not science fiction. It's the subject of several pornos and an oscar nominated film.

That user is full of shit and has no idea what he's talking about though.

That feel when Eeyore is the character that I identified with as a child

Then the trigger breaks, and he just stand there, forlorn. No explosion occurs.

"Well, this sure was a dud..."

Because Tigger became Roo's adoptive brother in the original books

Why is Pooh such a cunt?

That's just a precursor; amino acids don't coerce the brain to simply "make more dopamine."

Except it does. Your neurons are what convert it into dopamine proper.
Your body can't make more of something without the substrate to actually make it.

That's hilarious on 2 levels.
I'm gonna need some proof though.

Most Shooters who were on them are usually found to a cold turkey stop taking them shortly before the shooting

Proven by whom, Alex Jones?

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ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4592645/

Educate yourself, user

Saved.

Cause nothing nice ever happens

placebos are surprisingly effective in a wide variety of medical cases. Being more effective than a placebo is the primary indicator that a drug is even worth pursuing development of.

This is why we don't invite you to parties.

cause he eats thistle

>Eeyore smiling in last panel
>Pooh isn't just being a dick Eeyore is actually grateful to not be invited to his own birthday party
I feel this somehow makes it worse.

Let's be honest, would you want to go to a party thrown by that cunt of a bear?

Wait, does this mean that Kanga adopted Tigger?

Maybe