What would you do to Raven if she exist?

a lot of things :)

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a) you're an unattractive obese manlet
b) so what you have in mind is rape
c) she's stronger than you so even if you tried to violate her, she'd just stop you and then move on with her life, without ever thinking about you ever again
d) so all the things you'd do to her amount to masturbating to cartoon porn of her on Sup Forums, which really seems to defeat the point of the excercise of assuming that she's real

Ravenfags assemble!

>Kill Raven
>Begin crusade vs Trigon and all other demons
>Cleanse the DC multiverse

Fuck your demon-worshipping ass

That picture is so fucking nice, like, HOLY SHIT.
It manages to blend realism with the cartoonish look of the show so well.

I'm a weakling but if I had power over her I would order her to do things with Starfire. Preferably without Star knowing anything and would enjoy the results through secret cameras in her bedroom.

Anybody got the full size version of this?

I miss this show. Comics raven and nu-DCAU raven are nice but I don't get enough of them

Are they in the Justice League Satellite or something?

meet her once in some context
maybe go on a date
realize she's rather lousy relationship material then stop

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Bless your morbid joy-killing honesty and realism.

S-shut up user

>she's stronger than you
The thought of Raven being able to pin me down while she gives me her deadpan serious look on her face and telling me to shut up and stop squirming while she has her way with me seems to make me diamonds.

Nervously say hi to her and make small talk while trying too hard to seem casual. We part ways and she forgets who I am in 47 minutes.

Tell her magic isn't real and that it's just a form of science we haven't understood yet.

>It's a Moon Girl tells Doctor Strange that magic isnt real episode

...is Raven meant to be reading some kind of Beast Boy erotica in that image?

she would know magic has always been the spiritual science

Omni-Fag here, I got my Raven card some where here ... 7of9, Jackie Chan, Captain Syrup ... nope ... now where did I ... Batman, Robin, Supergirl ... yes should be in the DC wallet. .... just give me a bit longer ....

>hot rape

The source of Raven's power is Argent Energy.

Pan, you've got a GF now, it's time to stop this.

Kill her before she prevents the destruction of our planet.

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Be ignored by her.

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>pins you down
>sits on your face while wearing her tight lil leotard

She makes around like $20,000 per 2 weeks last time I checked. She'll be just fine without any more additional support. I don't think it'll be a big deal if someone posted the patron only full size pic here.

Nothing because she's a Demonic superhero and I'm a fat college student who spends his time shitposting on Mongolian doodling websites.

i mean if she smiled more than once or twice in the series and wasn't generally a bitch to even her closest friends, maybe

>if she smiled more than once or twice
Is this better user?

sakimichan.deviantart.com/gallery/
Artist is pretty fucking good. She's a little heavy on the anime-ey style but who cares.

She's probably the best there is out there when it comes to waifu art.

You are both wonderful people

Freak out that I'm now in a DC universe. Become some kind of dooms day preper just in case some asshole with an army of robots and a thing for little girls who throw rocks around starts attacking

>:)

I'd invite her to a cup of coffee and biscuits in order to introduce her to NatSoc.

Don't forget to bring the bowl of eggs.

Raven is the hottest female in DC.

>ride her hard, put her away wet
>leave her in a heap
>tell her that Starfire was better as a single tear rolls down her cheek

savage

Give her a hug.

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hug

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The smug look on her face.

You're my bench now.

>Not Starfire

One job.

Hi pan

As much as I love Ravens big booty, I think I'd have to choose Jinx.

BRAAAAAAAAP

An exorcism.

no, that's Argent.

Doesnhe even still have a working dick, or is it pretty much just a vibrator with a hole now?

I'm sure the person who built him didn't make one, but I'm sure one of the first things he did was make one that can feel.

Also, I'm rather disappointed with you Sup Forums. Or shouldn't I be? Because honestly meeting Raven would be a once in a lifetime chance to ask her important questions about the nature of reality, magic and the occult. There's even a chance she might be willing to teach you some stuff.

Hot dickings and so on come afterwards.

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It would most likely result in Sup Forumsmarades autistically trying to mumble a cheesy catchphrase while trying to hide a painfully obvious erection.

Read it in his voice.

This picture lead me back to deviantart for a while, but it wasn't long until the fetishes drove me out.

That place has problems.

pat her head

Ask her what kind of fuck up universe is this and tell her nothing we do matter since we are all going to get rebooted eventually.

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>not EXTRA THICC edition

FAT RAVEN

>Those eyes

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I've been masturbating to fantasies where Raven uses her powers to make Jinx extra thicc and rapes her with a strapon.

Somebody fix those damn eyes

Maybe with magic but physically she's probably weak as shit, mages are squishy and weak so she probably struggles to lift anything heavier than five pounds.

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>Argent energy
>Argent
Dammit it's even in her name and her powers are red. I should have noticed that first.

Fair point. I guess I would ask her to help me meditate and open my third eye since I keep hearing people say that there's so much more to the universe we live in and that there's inter dimensional beings that we can communicate with.

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I like you kitty.

She's been thrown through walls and windows before and been fairly unscathed, have you?

bull. fucking. shit. mages are often insecure about how vulnerable they are without magic, and will bolster their hand to hand/melee abilities to compensate

Dream Killer

worry about Trigon

That's because it's a cartoon and cartoons don't really care much about the realism of the injuries sustained from stuff like that happening to the character. The reality is she would have gotten cut up pretty bad by the glass shards of the broken window but cartoons tend to follow hollywood logic where getting thrown through the window will give you a few light scrapes while still looking cool because you just got thrown through a fucking window.

Implying anyone worth his salt will take that route

>Being inspired to better yourself to introduce yourself to her eventually
>Hitting up the Gym 3-4 times a week + taking up hobbies
>Sweet talk her but no bullshit

Either leads to
a) She gives you a chance and you pick up your A game not to disappoint
b) She turns you down, but now you have self discipline and are /fit/, so its not a waste

Try Harder user

>cartoons don't really care much about the realism
Neither do demon spawned thigh wizards.

anyone have more pictures of raven from this? seems like they're gone from the internet

>Cyborg, In my study of ancient earth customs I came across a knight who wore no armor, the sire of Mixalots? but his army had very unconventional fighting techniques.

I can't seem to find anything either. This chrisartguy seems to have disappeared leaving no trace of his art on the internet anywhere. I know you wanted some more of his Raven stuff but this pic of starfire is the only other piece of his art I have saved.

That's not Fat Raven, this is

Thanks anyway!

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True. Hell, I might not fare better either and I'm 31

The basic gist is in a theoretical RL situation you'd be dealing with an amazing girl who is not human and with insane amounts of power and arcane knowledge. How exactly are you going to impress her? My opinion is that the best course of action would be to just modestly b urself :^) and just flow from there.

In other words - gentlemen, how do we court Raven?

In that ep where she had to take care of three kids she fought a talking gorilla. Physically.

Amusingly she herself is an outerwordly being.

Too old

suck her toes

You got some competition m8.

Can you creeps fuck off with your Raven obsession already? Christ almighty, how many of these threads do you need?

I'm starting to really hate Ravenfags.
They just never fucking quit.

I'd tell her to stop throwing buses and peoples car's. I lost my job because she wrecked my car.

I don't see you getting upset over the Villainous threads so no. We're here to stay and there's nothing you can do about it.

thee issue is more than every time a ravenfag quits, someone new decides they want in on the fun and converts

And I'm starting to hate whiny bitches like you.

worship those feet like they were the holy grail