Why can't Bruce and Clark be bros again?

Why can't Bruce and Clark be bros again?

But they are, aren't they?

I miss Superbro

Besides Trinity, Supes and Bats act kinda cold between themselves
Bruce ain't even Jonno's godfather ffs

So are they gonna resolve it by having Clark be Bruce's best man, or is it going to be Dick?

Because people want to see them fight, not being bros.

Their fans

Cause Bats is a cunt

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What are you talking about?

Clark is a dick

I like how Lois is so acclimated to the world of superheroes Superman looks more perturbed by Batman's unwillingness to eat pie than she is.

>just eat the pie, bruce

Clark is reading Bruce's entire body to figure out if he'll eat it or not. Lois already knows he will.

Because DC has completely fucked up continuity in order to appease fans that aren't going to be happy for very long anyway. Also movie synergy which always hurts books.

Always.

>"Martha?"
you got ur wish

Because Perry deserves it better.

>Clark being a dick
Who wrote this shit?

He's not being a dick on purpose, he doesn't know. Also why does DC randomly give Clark rapeface from time to time?

Why should they? If you describe their personalities without telling me their names I would guess they wouldn't get along

It's that contrast that makes their relationship work. Maybe they are just written as friends for history reasons, but not having the World's Finest be friends just feels wrong.

They had sex. It's been awkward ever since they broke up.

I bet Bruce got too clingy

Clark trying to make Bruce be less serious and self loathing while Bruce tries to simultaneously show Clark the truth of the world while protecting his friend from some darker realities makes perfect sense. Superman/Batman wrote their relationship beautifully.

>Last night, while we were making love...
>why did you say that name?

Nice Jimenez art

Here's his reaction to Bat 24

>Damian ever saying "mommy"

not muh/10

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Sauce?

damn lois lookin nice

What kind of retarded shit is this? Batman eats pie. Alfred bakes him all kinds of shit all of the time.

I should be Dick but it'll probably be Clark

finally an excuse to post this

not being willing to take a life when it's necessary is not only retarded it's dangerous and irresponsible
if you're willing to break bones and cause bodily harm to prevent crime but not performing quick painless executions for especially vile criminals and repeat offenders that will never been rehabilitated then you are just a crazy person in a costume with no real sense of justice and naive

did you mean to post this in an Injustice thread or something

The joke is that Batman doesn't eat pie because of dealing with the Joker.

Why is Lois dressed in villain colours?

reminder that Clark never once visited Bruce during Batman Beyond, even after they removed Starro

I don't really like the idea of Bruce growing old and dying of old age.

Wasn't it because Clark knew Bruce wouldn't want company?

He probably did after he retired at first.

he is in spirit, it's hard to make bruce a godfather because him and jon can't interact without drawing suspicion from paparazzis

I don't like the idea of the animated DC Universe's Bruce withering and having that state be his Good End considering the characterization he goes through in the Justice League cartoon. He didn't deserve to be grizzled, alone and miserable.

he's gonna have his happy ending in Justice League Beyond 2.0 when original WW returns to their earth after justice lord batman died

Because edgy kids don't want anything that doesn't include Batman beating up everything else

Damnit

Nobody likes getting old, user.

To be fair, if you had the metabolism to eat whatever you wanted without getting morbidly obese, but your wife forces you to get the healthy stuff since it would give her a cottage cheese ass, and you finally had the chance to devour a shit-ton of junk and candy, wouldn't you be getting a half-chub at the opportunity?

I like to think that Bruce and Clark had an understanding, that Bruce had wanted to die while fighting crime, but he didn't want to leave a burden behind on his true friends like how his parents left a mark on him when they were killed. Bruce was depressed with whatever the outcome was, and Clark gave him the space he needed because they always had that mutual awareness.

I like to think that he at least checked up on Bruce when he checked himself into Gotham General to monitor his heart palpitations, and both of them realized his game was up. I also like to think that, if Terry McGinnis did come into the picture, that Bruce and Clark got to spend some more time together once Bruce's conscience was put at ease knowing Terry was carrying the mantle.

>tfw Superman would occasional fly over Gotham and spend a couple minutes watching Clark/Batman fighting crime.
>Ready to swoop in to save his friend but never needing to

isn't that one of the subplots of lois and clark? he was willing to reveal himself even if bruce is just an parallel version to him because he missed his friend so much and he heat visioned an arrow that could hurt bruce

>Bruce is in his mid-fifties
>finally has a heart attack in the middle of a fight
>getting beaten to death with no way to fight back
>has to finally use a gun to save himself
>limps away just as the cops arrive on the scene
>the one time he needed his Superbro, he wasn't there

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DCAU batman was an asshole though

Superman looks ready to smack the shit out of Batman for not wanting to eat his wife's pie

>his wife's pie
pls. clark baked that pie.

That's even worse

Godfather is basically the person whom you wish to guide your child through society and maybe even raise it if something happens to you.

Bruce has almost no real social skills or the inclination to socialize at all. And you don't want him raising another kid, worse still a kid with powers.

Perry White is a good man who loves Clark, Lois and Jon very much.

That hurt user, I wasn't ready for how fast shit got real there.

Because Superbro is dead

they just like to reset the friendship and have the whole "getting along" arc every decade

also fans are autistic about them on both sides

They were trying to kill each other just a couple of issues earlier.

Batman is a human at peak condition. You don't get to that kind state by eating sugary trash, you fat sacks of shit.

your brain needs sugars to operate at peak efficiency

Looks like some kind of colored manga
So this is fanmade gayporn

That's why he eats a little cake every day, so that he can cut through anything ...

For her..