NOTP

We've had a few OTP threads but how about a NOTP thread?
Pairings (canon or non-canon) that just make you go "ugh"

ScottxJean

PeterxMJ

DipperxPacifica

MarcoxStar

Basically all those fucking boring ships that get spammed in the OTP threads

also gay ships of best friends

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Mostly because how poorly it was "developed".

I feel like somewhere along the line people (including the storyboarders) forgot what made Lapidot so appealing.

It was a crackship because Peridot was a straightman (played up to exaggerated lengths) and Lapis was a mentally unstable spiritually broken water witch.

Now that Peridot's a wacky dorito gremlin and Lapis is a snarky autist the dynamic's swapped, and these new character archetypes don't really ship as well with each other. Lapiven is weirdly BETTER now, and Peridot's just... ugh. Why couldn't we have bitter middleman employee Peridot, or unstable saturday morning cartoon villain Peridot, or my little nerdy gem sister can't be this cute Peridot?

every ship with Lapis is pure cancer

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Ew shit taste

I agree. Cartman is a much better option for Wendy

I've always preferred Shaggy/Daphne

Sup Forums and their waifu

Gay ships
BolinKorra
Ron x anyone who isnt Kim
Zutara
Kataang
Trinity shipping
Any Harley ship

I will never not be weirded out by art that draws South Park characters like they're from an anime.

Any gayship from Voltron.

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Shaggy/Daphne and Fred/Velma make so much more sense based on their overall personalities, and it never gets explored.

Not outside of porn.

Literally why?

Adam is perfectly fine not boning the jurf

I don't like it when they take a non-gay character and make him/her gay. That annoys the piss out of me. Also when they pair gay guys with a girl, that's almost as bad.

For less generalized stuff, I'm not a huge fan of:
Bruce Wayne x Clark Kent (some people don't know you can be best friends and not want to fuck each other)
Superman x Wonder Woman
Superman x Maxima
Batman x Joker
Bruce Wayne x Any of the Robins
Logan x Jean (not even a Scottfag, I don't give a shit about him, I just vastly prefer Mariko and think Jean kinda sux)
Night Owl x Rorschach
Deadpool x Spider-man
Captain America x Bucky

Making them gay for the sidekick when they're clearly heterosexual annoys me to no end.

Gumball has better chemistry with Carrie than Darwin does

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Bobby (Iceman) and men.

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Why is shipping so popular and why are there people who take it very seriously?

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Because we have all, collectively, destroyed our social systems and humanity, hate each other, hate ourselves, and are desperate for contact and companionship such that all of society has gone sick idealizing it in the fantasy while HATING it in the real, leaving everyone hopeless and violent to human interaction. People are sick, user, and they're going to start dying of it.

>TFW "So the Drama" killed the show for me.

He's too good for her

oh QC, I remember reading it like 8 or so years ago but then suddenly stopped when I started university but then saw on the webs the reaction when the tranny was introduce but .... I was ok personally since I dont hate them personally but then hear the comic train didnt had brakes and went full at force shoving every far left lunacy into and only seen the aftermath here on Sup Forums .... and also seen alot other webcomics becoming similar type of garbage no wonder I rather stick to weeb shit

She isn't good enough by herself

Adrien deserves at least Alya and Chloe too at least

So, this was teased at the very start, then completely forgotten, followed by an episode where something forced them to love each other, and lastly the relationship just turned into a plot point.

Most of the time Katara was a big sister/mother figure to Aang. This ship deserves to be forgotten.

This.

dude lesbians!

All of Jason's ships are pretty shit though, I also hate

Jaytim
Brujay
Jayroy
Jaybabs
Jason x Starfire

Burn in Hell Lapidotcuck.

As much as shit they give here to the Zutaras (not like they deserve some though back in the day) I truly wished to maybe be a canon ship (is not my main ship though) since like you said, It felt beyond forced

I feel like people like this because of the movie.

They either forget or are unaware that she could be a horrendous bitch to Chuck, just as much, if not more so, than the other characters.

Marcie's the superior choice

Chuck probably ends up with both of them in the end. It's the victory that will cap off his childhood of failure.

Starco.

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how does the sex work? One would assume the tall one is the dominant and the giver not the taker, let the short one wants to get a "prince albert" which is a percing made to increase the pleasure of a taker not the giver so much.

Marten is the bottom

>He thinks the Collective Sickness won't get so strong as to break the walls of reality, plunging the world into a Technicolor Hellscape of Rage, Perversion, Envy, and Despair, condemning the Earth and it's People to a Oblivion to a twisted, horrifying existence as Daemonic manifestations of their Mental Sickness.

I've said it many times before and I'll say it again.
Ulrich and Yumi just don't have any real chemistry.

WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE STENDY!?

>all those fucking boring ships that get spammed in the OTP threads

You just don't like shipping at all.

Kyle.

because people ship stan with kyle?

Ok, name a good reason

explain, I'm interested

So it's your notp too? Seeing how you're posting that in here.
At least you're not incestfags.

Fujoshits

Emotional connections

The adventures they'd had without Wendy tagging along.

Kyle being there when Stan started drinking to cope with all the bullshit.

ect ect

You know all the reasons people usually ship two dudes who are best friends.

Because two guys can't have an emotional connection with each other without wanting to bang.

Also that.

Anyone that thinks HarleyxIvy is good should eat rat turds. Neither of them have a trait the other would realistically like. It's pretty much DC going "LOOK HOW PROGRESSIVE WE ARE! LESBIANS!"

Here's a thought, and this goes for Marvel as well who have been trying to push "YOUR FAV HEROES BUT WITH TITS!" to appeal to female comic readers.

Make a original character and write them well. Make a female character that is likeable and unique and push them hard without drawing attention to the fact that they are female.
Make a gay character that is also new and well written, except instead of their homosexuality being a major thing, make it just a detail. One issue, have them mention their sexual orientation and instead of another character be like "OMG!?!? YOU'RE A GAAAAAAAY!" or have other characters of the same sex start thinking about it all the fucking time, just have everyone react like "Ah. K" like a normal fucking human being.

Anyone in Winx Club canon, the romances were just so fucking boring.

Well since you asked me.

Ash x Misty.

I just loathe tsunderes

how was the relationship just turned into a plot point.

This.

Out of the 4 its my least favorite. I dont know why so many people love marichat though

If you wanted to come out as a faggot, you could've just said it, user.

Now that I think about it, it does make sense. Velma and Fred are very orderly people, and lord knows Fred gets massive boners when Velma makes a good trap. And we all know Daphne wants that canon confirmed, Shaggy 9" dick.

>Hating on Brujay
Experienced street rat Jason trying to seduce his father figure is a great ship.

Never thought of this, but it's the only correct answer.

No we just like to daydream and self insert into whimsical fictional tales more exciting than our real lives.

9"? Please, little nigga. Shaggy is packing a footlong at minimum.

obligatory "i would rather rip off my own dick and feed it to bruce jenner than look at this dumpster fire of progerian kittens" ship.

Get the two least interesting people on the team together and you get Kataang. The comics are even worse with them.

>not preferring stick-up-his-ass dick and loose-anal cavity jason
What are you, gay?

>liking Jaydick

terrible

how is aang not interesting?

The shit in your mouth is not my problem, good sir.

NO!

Explain why stan should not be with wendy!

>Liking Top Dick
Thats just a waste of an ass user

He has a generic nice guy personality, which isn't bad on it's own but when paired up with den mother Katara, is boring as shit.

Point taken, my nigga. Jason would probably dom, most of the time. Though I do feel like he'd need a good dicking sometimes.

I like the idea of them hooking up in prison (for various reasons) but not as a permanent couple

this is exactly why Maika was so much better then them

I don't care who Katara got as long as Zuko ended up with Mai!

Please don't compare me to them

Katara and Aang were terrible. Their initial relationship of "nag and retarded kid" was so fucking terrible and it improves all the way to "boring". Literally any of the other characters with either of them is an improvement.

>PeterxMJ
He said NOTP not OTP, Pete/MJ is best OTP.

I always think it depends on the Jason pre-death I can see him being pretty cocky, post death? He's probably into being held and constant reassurance that he's doing it right and other sick shit like that.

(not that user but)
...Because Wendy is a cunt who more than likely will go on to emotionally abuse Stan for the rest of their lives together resulting in an already miserable kid growing up to a miserable man.
And he really doesn't deserve that shit.

Katara hardly nagged.

Maiko was a terrible ship and we all know it. Mai was cool but she and Zuko should not have ended up together.

example's?

Liked it before some of its fans became extremely obnoxious and hostile.

Same with Padippica too.

Katara nagged a lot, actually.

>developed together
>Mai said "I love Zuko more than I fear you"
>broke up and got together at the end
>stood up for Zuko

HOW IS MAIKO A BAD SHIP!?

Tina Belcher and Jimmy Pesto Jr.

That girl needs to get on the Zeke Train ASAP.

not to aang

StevenxGreg

JasperxConnie

BatmanxPoison Ivy

Bendis & Kitty Pryde.

>Peter/GS is best OTP
Ftfy

for one, at first he literally vomited every time he got close to her

two, she is the one that always does ridiculous shit about their relationship, like breaking up with him for no reason

>GS
Who?

Gwen?

She kind of fucking sucked in the comics, iirc

Agreed 100%.

Not exactly sure what people saw in Hekapoo either. She was annoying and antagonistic to Marco for no good reason and her episode could've contributed something significant to Marco's character growth but it ending up being nothing.