ITT : Reasons why future reboots should not happen

ITT : Reasons why future reboots should not happen

What's the problem here?

They arent naked

How'd they get away with this?

Isn't this technically considered pedophilia?

Why are female characters allowed to get away with this?

Lesbioids are just an irritant now. It's not even shocking anymore. Is just, oh look, I bet you think you're special don't you?

Reminder this got nominated.

sorry to tell you but they will keep happen

what the fuck

it was a joke, as in the older character did not want to do that, i.e. no pedophilia (not to mention it was just a kiss on the lips, no tongue)

obligatory Jake Goldman post

>it's okay because it was a joke XD

t. pedo

so uh, what's

what's the context here

That fucking side profile

Is it even possible for a cartoon to be successful anymore without going overboard with the edgy levels?

Yeah, you could say Zim and original TT/PPG were "edgy" for their times, but not nearly to the extent that shows like SU and nuPPG seem to purposefully try to constantly walk.

Is "cartoon characters being gay edgy" the new "cartoon characters embracing feminism" from the late 1990s?

For the NAMBLA Awards?

>first /ll/ kiss on tv
>girls aren't even cute
Fuck shit

Fairy tale princess gets saved by Puffs. Assumes Buttercup is a dashing fairy tale prince

you didn't read further than that line, did you?
so you won't have to scroll up, as you're probably to lazy to do that:
>as in the older character did not want to do that

GTFO (((Jake "If she's under nine, then her pussy's mine" Goldman)))

For some feminist award no one gives a shit about.

Jake, you've already dug your own grave as deep as possible. Just lay down and the bulldozer will gladly tuck you in.

Gaaaaayyy

>Jake "Fuck off Aku, Blossom's hole's mine to screw" Goldman

This caused Tumblr to have a meltdown crying about pedophilia.

lewd

You'd think they would have a meltdown about it being necrophilia considering that princess is kissing a zombie.

hahahaha, no way

That's a new one

where's the joke

What do you expect from a show with a writer like Jake "I've got a taste for underage cake" Goldman?

Will the nicknames ever stop?

probably not

>check to see if Jake wrote this episode
>he did

are you talking about Jake "double digits make me frigid" Goldman?

Never. You can only drop so many hints before people start asking questions.

No, I'm talking about "Jerkin'" Jake "8 is Too Old to Mate" Goldman.

>Making a child kiss an adult
>Making a child a lesbian
>Being an episode of nuPPG
>That fucking fish face

Because the first step was pushing homosexuality
then comes bestiality, incest and pedophilia

Even without Jared there's still creepy pedophilia in this shit.

Did Goldman wrote this too?

Jesus Christ...

...

if it's between two girls, it's fine right? women are more attentive to feelings

The new show sucks just by merit of it having terrible writing, animation, and art. It sucks because it lost what made the original good and it just wallows in its mediocrity. Scenes like this? These are side-effects of a greater problem and at this point I've just become numb to them. They could have all the girls go full lesbian and I'd just sit there and go, "Meh."

It's been a joke for years.

The old fanbase is always shit

Did buttercup start dating her or something?

Being gay is edgy now? You seriously think this?