Monday Carol Thread

It's Monday, Let's get this over with.
Topic: Better holders of the Captain Marvel name and crippling depression

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There aren't any. All of Mar-vell's bastard sons and daughters are dead or otherwise nowhere to be found and nobody important anyway.

>Better holders of the Captain Marvel name
There unironically aren't any.

Karla?

Was only Ms. Marvel, and was shit at it anyway.

Would she honestly do any worse than Carol?

Carol killed a bunch of Skrulls. Like, a lot.

Yeah, but the one thing that Karla has over Carol is that She got shit done and gave very little shit about bad PR.
Also has she actually done anything recent to match Skrull Holocaust numbers?

What'd Karla get done? Was getting Ares ripped in half part of her plan.

Mar-Vell. Better costume too. Shit even his Skrull impostor was more worthy of the title than Carol.

Carol's current costume would look so much better if it were black and red.

Meh, She's really good at mindfucking people with her Psyche doctorate and seems willing to go the extra mile to get the get the title back. Also for your second question...

>Better holders of the Captain Marvel name
Monica

>and crippling depression
Also Monica

>has she actually done anything recent to match Skrull Holocaust numbers
If Eternity War pays off.

How long until Carol's next mind-wipe?

In about three years when her movie comes out, with the only hope of her having any good qualities is when they synergize her to match Brie.

Nah son, Carol is axtually a real interesting character psychologically. If she could just get a good writer to give her one definitive run it could be amazing.

>Carol is actually super interesting if you ignore all her failed/bland runs and interpret her in a way no author has done or succeeded at

Wow, is that all it takes to make her not shit?

>interpret her in a way no author has done
But they have. They just weren't especially good comics.

The real one.

Hey I love Shazam!

You also have to understand is that Carol has been revamped 4 or 5 times, it's just Marvel can't get the message that no one wants her as a headliner of her own book

I wish King could have gotten 12-issues of Captain Marvel. A space tragedy story like with Omega Men Carol would be perfect for.

When's Carol going to go full fascist?

The only true answer. Carolfags can go scissor themselves.

Who is going to be her love interest in her movie?

Every Captain Marvel is better than Carol.

After reading Gamora I have no faith that Perlman will make Captain Marvel interesting.

Maybe the Inside Out writer and the directors can make a miracle.

No one because it makes her no independent and stronk.

Also Sony owns Jessica Drew's ass so no Jess on the MCU.

Her costume even looks better on others.

I want to have jaded unenthusiastic sex with Monica.

She used to lead the Avengers, you know.

>Better holders of the Captain Marvel name
There are none.

Maybe original Carol

Nucarol a shit, and sadly she's only been "Captain" while she was NuCarol

Being Carol is suffering

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>Even illuminated Jess broke up with Carol
It hurts.

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>both Carol and Jess are drawn ugly now

It hurts even more.

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>Better holders of the Captain Marvel name
there aren't any. Yes, I really think that.

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One day, Carol.

If Marvel isn't writing good Carol, someone should. maybe someone should start a group fanfic project.

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Ain't that the truth.

Fuck me, give this to Kathryn Immonen and I'd be all over it.

>implying this would even be a fight

Morrigan after Vampire Savior is basically a god. Carol stands no chance, not even as binary.

But user, Yaas Queen SLAYS.

Oh the Monday carol fags are back.

Why are you guys in love with a shit character who is everywhere except the top of the sales chart?

Yaas queen is gonna get slain if she thinks she can play with the big girls.

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I actually liked her '00s/early'10s solo series, I sometimes think that I might be the only one who read for anything other than fap material.

I think the book did a good job of mixing her personal motivations to stand out, her military background, her power fluctuations, and her angst over the whole amnesiac thing. It all fell to shit around the time that the Infinity story arc started though, and they decided to revamp her again.

Carol needs a writer who understands her histroy (revamped or not), her powerset (especially the cosmic side, Binary), and her psyche which can be summarized as confused, troubled and traumatized.

Why are they so scared to present a flawed hero? She's fucked up and fucks up but she genuinely desires to be a good hero and try her damnest to be one. That alone makes it heroic. Maybe not in a traditional sense but her personal victories can be equal to her heroic victories.

legally dethroned

Best Carol

Because I was a fan before she was YAAS, QUEEN. You only a fan of characters on top of sales charts, user? How very normie of you.

This would have been SO hot if it wasn't movie Mystique.

Weren't there rumors of casting him?

So she finally found put how shitty a charater Marvel S.J.W's have made her into.

Who does Marvel going to fuck up next to embrace SJW culture? I hear Bendis is going to write Punisher.

> Casting a Wonder Man
> Right after the success of Wonder Woman

It's Nathan Fillion, he was a background gag in GOTG2.
Salia will be Carol's love interest.

>Salia will be Carol's love interest.
Who will be a good Salia to Briefu's Carol?

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This

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I saw WW and it was great. Hopefully there will be crossover movie one day.

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> Lasso of Truth
I don't think that's a good idea for Carol.

Looks like Carol just spilled how badly she wants the WW V. And Diana's planning what knots to use in the bedroom.

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Think we'll get anything from Squeenix's Avengers game today?

So Carol's having sex with Jessica, Wanda, and Kamala?

Jessica, Wanda and Mystique.

>Carol killed by Android 18
>muh strong female character crushed by a stay-at-home mom

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Peter Parker, Rhodey, Cap, herself, Billy Batson, she fucks anyone really.

youtube.com/watch?v=nhdz9KfqObU
RIP EMH

Wait, that cringefest of a show uploaded the video already?

There is only one true Captain Marvel and it's this guy.

Only for turboautists who actually pay for it.

Oh boy. I bet the five people who genuinely love NuCarol are going to be super pissed when it finally airs. Then again they shouldn't waste their time on a channel that sounds like it was written and performed by and for middle schoolers if they were smart.

Rebirth Shazam FUCKING WHEN

Nope!

Cute!

Thanks for the spoilers, dickhead.

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Somebody younger than Brie that could plausibly play an astronaut? That's probably not a huge list.

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What if Phyla instead of Mar for the movie?

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