I can't take this any more

I can't take this any more.

I
WANT
TO
MARRY
PEARL

you need to calm down user

NO

Get in line, pal.

fight me

u cant sorry she is not real

>Not wanting to marry Jasper
Your waifu is shit and you know it

What's her appeal to you?

You know, I'm just glad there's a female character who's actually rather thin. It seems like virtually every other animated girl has the same "desirable" relatively-thick shape.

Her kindness
Her motherly love and instincts
Her maturity
Her ability to keep a cool head in risky situations
Her sticcness

This is SFW, right?

Good answer.

I think you misspelled "Lapis" buddy.

Nope

>Her maturity
>Her ability to keep a cool head in risky situations
Confirmed for not watching the show.

>barefoot all the time
Disgusting
Fuck you. Fake news. So what if she doesn't keep a cool head in EVERY situation? Everybody has to break down every now and then.

And you wouldn't be able to recognize maturity in a real woman if it hit you in the face.

She's emotionally fragile and toxically codependent and if you could see past your own fetish, you'd recognize her for the psychologically unhealthy mess that she is.

>the psychologically unhealthy mess that she is

Hot

Gotta agree with you there, buddy

I have had my wazoozle dinklered with when I was a little boy, so I actually find that hot.

I miss the Pearl vs Greg moments, and yes I would also like to pound Pearl.

more

triple pearl snuggle combo

Amazing