Spiderman would be creepy as fuck if he didn't talk all the time

But since he does, let's post spider-quips.

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>that time spidey goes on a one spider wrecking crew and beats the shit out of every villain he finds
>no quips
>no speaking
>snatching people out of nowhere
>glaring at them while sticking to the wall
>tearing an entire dock in half to bring down a warehouse
>breaking shocker's wrist and straight up blasting sandman to bits

>ywn see a Spider-Man/x-23 relationship in your lifetime

life is suffering

what time?

Gauntlet, Doc Ock puts a contract out to steal Harry Osborn's Monster baby, Spidey thinks it died, goes apeshit.

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Black Cat is best girl

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WAS

now she is a bitch

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You know just thinking about the way Spiderman crawls out of a dark space like that would be pretty creepy to see

>that time Spidey scared the crap out of a bunch of criminals because he wasn't making jokes, insulting them, or otherwise talking at all
>it turned out he had just lost his voice

I want this next to
"You expect better from me. Not a lot of people do."

And now all I can think of is that 'Marvel/DC Crossover thread where someone has Spider-Man in Gotham.

>Spider-Man initially creeps out the Gotham criminals because he keeps talking and making jokes.

>Eventually they get used to it and just find him annoying.

>Then Joker crosses the line, and he shows all of them why they should be utterly terrified of Spider-Man.

What other costume?

OMD was a mistake

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>Spiderman would be creepy as fuck if he didn't talk all the time

Didn't they make him a comedian and give him all those one-liners precisely because they realized this?

>implying wolverine is in any position to throw stones in that glass house of a costume

Kraven's Last Hunt?

What about against this asshole?

What was the context of this? If Stark doesn't know Parker is the Spider, why is he associating with him at all?

not even close

if you ahvent read kravens last hunt you should do it right now

Slott was a mistake.

Should've followed her and banged her brains out.

Peter used to work for Stark. Stark used to know all about Spider-Man, but he forgot. Then, he wiped his brain of everything that happened before (and, I think, including) Civil War, so he asks Peter for help.

He's already done that mutiple times. Though their current relationship has cratered so hard and will stay like that with slott at the helm.

You can never fuck someone too many times.

Tell that to slott.

I meant literally but yeah, Slott has fucked Spidey and Cat's character far too many times.

>that time kingpin figured out his secret identity
>from prison he puts a hit out on aunt may
>she gets shot
>spider-man beats the fuck out of the shooter
>and then breaks into the prison
>takes off his mask
>and beats the everloving shit out of kingpin in front of the other prisoners
>and then promises that if aunt may dies, and she most likely will
>he'll come back and kill him

I fucking love scary angry Spider-Man.

He didn't really figure out Spidey's identity
It was Peter himself that revealed it to everyone during Civil War

I don't even think this is a quip but hey fuck it

the black one probably

>then he sells his marriage to the devil

It's the opposite of loss.

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