ITT: characters that are literally you

ITT: characters that are literally you

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You're a fucking NEET and should be killed then.

Error: no girls on Sup Forums

>wheredoyouthinkyouare.jpg

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Except the asexuality. I am very much horny.

Nigga, how on earth do you not graduate from high school?

Like, just fucking show up.

>assuming everyone here is American

couldnt handle it due to crippling assburgers so i tested out

High school is easy as fuck anywhere. Even retards have diplomas nowadays so if you cant even graduate secondary then you should jump off a bridge. The only excuses are personal chronic illness, or needing to drop out to take care of your family.

Is that Cain from House of Mystery?

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Fucking this, I put NO effort and graduated in the top 20's out of a couple hundred

Difference is that I still have friends

What are you doing on Sup Forums Gwen?

>tfw went to school in a super conservative area
>dropped out to take hrt instead of waiting it out and ending up unpassing
>ended up working in an office on a good salary with 6 weeks off a year because they valued my previous experience working through my teenage years

C'est la vie. High school isn't necessary. If you really need a diploma take a bridging course or something for 12 months.

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you have to reply or else you're implying your own post is shit

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When I was younger anyways.

For me it's Master Shake - intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor.

how did you get that picture of me?

Minus the sociopath, drug abusing, womanizing, and criminal parts. So nothing really like bender.

Gwenpool is American, dumbass.

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Hi new Jughead. I'm Jughead classic.

Intelligent, Nihilistic and with a Wicked Sense of Humor

Other user wasn't talking about her. Dumbass.

Sup Forums has taught me that Shake is a babyfucking pedophile.

For me it's Pepe - Dumb, over emotional with a shitty sense of humor.

Guess Who

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All my friends are dead and I can't remember the last time I actually spoke.

>literally

I can't tell if this word is there to be funny or if OP doesn't know what 'literally' means.

Does asexual mean no sexual feelings whatsoever, or just not wanting actual sex? I masturbate daily, but after my last relationship ended, I realized that I just don't want a relationship with anyone. And either way, I legitimately do not enjoy sex with another person. Does that count?

Any problems with ED?

Nope. When it's not just boring, I'm spending the whole time worrying about the other person instead of actually enjoying myself. On top of that, it just feels like wasted time. At least when I'm masturbating, I can do something in the other tab while I'm waiting for a video to load or a chat partner to respond.

It only feels slightly better than sex, but it's just not worth the hassle. It's like, would you rather be given 100 dollars right now, no strings attached or get 150, but have to climb a mountain to get it.

I'm a mix of Todd and Charlie

me 100% just not fat

She's trying to find her brother.

>nihilistic
>sense of humor

Probably me around high school
>Wear hoodies nearly every day
>Brown skinny kid, but pretty athletic
>Cucked cute blond girl (sorta)
>More or less kept to myself in school, had a few guy friends

Unless anime counts, anyway.

Where's your harem at though

Sadly no harem :'(

you guys can stop pretending to be me now

fuck off faggot

no u