What's Sup Forums's opinion on Pearl?

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second best original gem. I will protect her smile with my cock

Whiny personality, scrawny with a big ugly nose, should be a Jewess based on that alone

she's okay
I like it when she cries+sings

Need more tasteful pinups of her with a M1 Garand

I've liked her personality more since she's gotten over being mad at Greg and being obsessed with Rose.

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What if we drop the lesbian and just have tasteful pinups of an M1 Garand

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Best Gem(s). Everyone else is pretty shit tier.

Worst gem. She needs to be shattered and replace with either a non-meme dorito Peridot, or a yandere-for-Steven Lapis.

Theoretically the most expensive and valuable Crystal Gem.

Seriously. A perfect pearl, that size? Ten million, easy.

Squidward is in love with Steven's dead mom Mrs. Marshmallow

She's craaaaaazy

>Preferring guns over lesbians

You could have sufficed with writing "I am an enormous homo".

Like 'The Fisherman's wife's dream'?

>preferring guns over lesbians makes you gay
world's that way buddy.

>preferring women who aren't sexually attracted to you is the smart choice

She looks like a faggot.

Worst personality, best singing voice bar none.

Pearl needs more songs.

Needs to be more developed.

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Pearl and Greg just need to fuck already. The sexual tension between them since their visit to the city is just too much.

Who wants to see a guy's hairy ass and balls in his porn?

Ever heard her Italian VA?

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The best onahole of the three gems.

I wouldn't mind her, but she nearly killed Steven multiple times.
And technically there's a planet devoid of life due to her existence.

Amethyst is an extremely valuable deep purple and is also fucking massive.

Amethyst is just a semi-precious gemstone. It's garbage. Literally just colored Quartz, the most common crystal.

Deep down she is still just a Pearl

Amethyst is the most valuable form of common colored Quartz and CG Amethyst is a very rare color with exceptional *shop talk noises*. A pearl that large is really exceptional, miraculous even, you're right, but you'd have an extremely difficult time selling it. Who's going to buy it? What are they going to do with it? You can't wear it as jewellery. You'd probably get a couple million in oil money from a crazy sheik but I think that's it.

Really that's the problem with gems of that size.

>but she nearly killed Steven multiple times.
So?

Pearl is a wonderful, capable, attractive lady who is dragging around *sooooooooo* much baggage...

flat

My opinion of her is high considering I've dedicated my life to being as close to her as possible

Having taken more than one materials science course in my lifetime, I actually know what most of those mean. My brain actually goes to science instead of boobies when I hear the word Cleavage right now.

She looks like a used q-tip. Her hair looks like the earwax.

>Pearls Pearls Pearls
Best gem type
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T H I N N!

>technically there's a planet devoid of life due to her existence.

Firstly, assuming that is true, it wouldn't be her fault any more than the Kindergarten is Amethyst's; secondly, we don't even know how Pearl's are made. I see gigantic oysters...

Even a very good, large Amethyst would cost a thousand dollars, maybe.

>Who's going to buy it? What are they going to do with it? You can't wear it as jewellery. You'd probably get a couple million in oil money from a crazy sheik but I think that's it.

There you go!

She's MUCH larger than 'La Regente', but you could wear her as jewelry - like a chestpiece, perhaps, or a gemstone-encrusted girdle.

>being so insecure of your sexuality you can't watch a man fucking a woman because "eww dicks"

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Buddy, it's not insecurity, it's like finding a hair in your food.

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But females getting docked is like a majority of rule 34.

*dicked

Found this on TV Tropes.
>While the details are scarce since she's a Posthumous Character, Rose Quartz of Steven Universe was in a relationship with Pearl and Greg simultaneously. "Mr. Greg" states that she'd had several lovers over the course of history and Pearl didn't mind until Greg came along and got into a deeper relationship with her, and the same episode confirms that she loved them both and saw no reason to choose.

When I first saw her, I thought she's just a really flamboyant guy.

Is this canon or just someone on TV Tropes really into polyamory?

Gems are aliens and TV Tropes are retarded

Well, she fused with Pearl when she and Greg were already a thing...

But I just can't imagine Rose choosing to limit the number of people she can love to 1. I don't think she'd even understand the concept.

>Well, she fused with Pearl when she and Greg were already a thing
Not all fusions are romantic or sexual in nature though, which really muddles whether Rose returned her feelings or not.

It all seems pretty one sided on Pearl's part.

>RAPE

Why is Pearl so much like Rick?

Pearl is the polar opposite of Rick you cretin

>Were they ever more than dear friends?

I suspect that doubt might be messing with Pearl's mind, too.

Except she probably could not possibly be less like him.
With the possible exception of an unhealthy combination of love and contempt for humanity.

White diamonds'

What you're defending is called cuckoldry

By that logic, all non set-insert porn is cuckoldry.

Skinny women are so exotic and sexy to me. I've only ever made it with fat/doughy chicks. Is it different being with a thin girl?

Technically any time you watch porn you are engaged in sexual cuckoldry (note this is different from textbook definition Olde english cuckoldry where your wife is impregnated by another man and you might not know it).
You are consenting to watching a man have sex with a woman while you sit there and fap. Be it hentai, porn, or even arguably you in a mirror if you're focusing on the mirror and not the sex.

It's one of the reasons cuck porn has become a big thing nowadays. It's like porn that breaks the fourth wall. Thinking man's fetish is an overplayed meme but it's kind of true when you break it down.

I don't watch Steven Universe because the third episode triggered me with its moral that drastic failure shouldn't be even slightly reprimanded.

But I kinda want to try again for Pearl. Something about her is quite charming to me. I think she reminds me of my first boss, who was also a pale tall redhead who, albeit slightly high-strung, was nice.

Bruh, what 'logic' are you talking about. I never used any. Not every post you read contains the person's logic.

All I'm saying is that if you have no input to begin with and you HAVE to watch someone else fuck your ideal woman, it may as well not be another man. You're being cucked.

Pearl and Jasper are best gems

Yeah, just a little bit. They're less comfy to bump but you can do more stuff and pick them up without breaking your back and stuff

Yeah, there's a lot of forgiveness for all sorts of horrible stuff in this show, when getting mad first and then forgiveness would probably be better for everybody involved.

>Except she probably could not possibly be less like him.
>With the possible exception of an unhealthy combination of love and contempt for humanity.
In which case she's just like Rick.

Piece of shit that should be purged from the face of the cosmos.

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Fucking TV Tropes.

I like/hate her because she reminds me of my ex. Right down to the nose, body type, and being a lesbian.

i want her to lightly slap my cheeks with those huge bare feet of hers

Best feet.

I bet he's litterally shaking right now.

Pearl is the perfect accessory. To murder of Pink Diamond.

Good taste in feet

theyre a bit long

look nice to me

and good drawing

At the core of every pearl is a grain of salt

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longer

like this?

Toes should be a bit bigger and longer but yes

What?
That'd be Ruby

ok last one

>this thread

But it isn't perfect, it's not a sphere and it's not perfectly round

That doesn't matter much if you were going to set it in something but still

vilchez does look like Amethyst.

that's the stuff

that's the lie PearlRosefags have been spreading cause they can't admit Pearl didn't have a relationship with Rose and Rose fell in love with Greg instead.

"No way, fag."

Just lesbofags unable to accept Pearl's status as a Canon cuckold. Assuming, of course, that she and Rose were ever truly a thing to begin with.

Needs pants

yum

do you think Pearl is aware of the power her feet have over human men

Those stompers will make some fine wine.

Yes but it's not lumpy at all, it's as smooth as a Pearl can get, just slightly oblong.

Oh yes. But she's had to learn it over time through trial and error.

bump

She's the best character on the show. Without her it would just be another kid's show. Her whole cucking arc came out of left field.

My thoughts exactly.
Pearl provides thoughts, feels and feet.
She should have her own show.