Post ships you know are kind odd but still love

Post ships you know are kind odd but still love.

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If Steven were older, this wouldn't odd at all

I see your a girl of taste like me.

He already fourteen.
He just needs to age his body up and I could honestly see Lapis being the kind of girl he would want to go out with.
Connies just puppy love.

These ships were always odd to me but i still find them interesting.

>bumping to support off ships later

Now THIS is my kind of thread

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Hell, why Steven universe have the worst fandom?, They are literally killing to Steven universe.

Go back to tumblr

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How do they go back right side up again?

No, the writers killed Steven Universe.

All fandoms suck.
Now stop crying about it or go make a separate thread about how much you hate SU or what ever.

Tumblr only likes dykes.
They hate /ss/

Kill yourself.

Disgusting image

That's a very weak argument.

Mlp fandom is far worse, all furfag fandoms are worse.

Oh shit Tumblr invaded.

No, that would be shitty writing and lazy animation.

Go to /MLP/ and they are not so disgusting now.

>Go to /MLP/
>see a lot of "a want to do lewd things with this horse :333333333 threads
>hugbox
>everyone "pretending to be retarded"
>roleplay
>old memes
>fanfiction

I miss when Lapis was just barely bigger than Steven

It was never the case actually.

ballasts and water pumps.

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What is this?
Goof trop?

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No, but as the french say, C'est trop Goof.

It's a Goofy Movie

I suppose any IZ ship counts as odd considering the all-around lack of romance, but as far as the fandom goes I guess this counts.

Mah nigga

I argue that steven will out live Connie who dies of old age giving lapis ripe pickings. My friend says they're gonna eternally fuse so Connie doesn't age. My argument

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Ludo x Star is cute

>no Blossom and Aku
C'mon Sup Forums. Thought you were better than this

We only like it because it ivoves cycling Jared. It's actually a pretty meh ship considering that their characters don't really synergize at all.

>My friend says they're gonna eternally fuse so Connie doesn't age
That's not going to happen. It's unhealthy, the even demonstrated it a couple of times with Garnet.

Involves cucking*

>Hey Steven
>I'm wet!
> ;)

>Someone thought that was really funny and clever

Its not cleaver.
That's what makes it funny Mr comedian.

toffco

Oh shit.....
That's kind of hot.
Is there more?

I don't know why I find crossdressing marco so hot but I do.

I hope he fucks Marco in the ass with his long fat lizard dick and impregnates him with his lizard eggs while Star watches.

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The crying eye liner makes my dick diamonds.
I want Marco to call me daddy.
Is this weird?

it just cannot happen supes needs to go back to the past making this ship canon would fuck up everything

it also doesn't help that phantom girl kinda likes everyone in one way or another and brainy is so damn gay for supes

youtube.com/watch?v=cRxx0oElgpA

I dont think they've interacted since new 52 started.

I beg dee to give me source.

sadly not, this ship is criminally rare
same
absolutely not, I feel you

It's hard to watch this cartoon because everyone one is hot and I ship them all together

>The sarcasm makes it funny

Fuck you.

No fuck you leatherman!

/ss/!

I mean, sure

I guess

If your only friend is a 14 year old boy you might as well let him fuck you

Steven saved her from her prison and is pretty much the only gem who ever cared about her till now.
Lapis also loves him to the point where she would stay in a tortured fusion hell just to keep him safe and even tried to free him when she thought he was trapped,

It's called Stars so it's practically canon based off the name alone.

Making Lars his slave isn't love user.

Steven Universe taught me that love comes in all different forms.

And people express their love in different ways that might be hard for others to understand.

>lars isn't pink
someone shipped it before the stevenbomb? wowsers

All the crew goes to the top and pushes.

It's not that odd Steven is the person that she trust the most in the whole universe, maybe the only one ( she is opening to peridot, but i don't know if its there yet )

Janna X Jackie is better

>Actually taking moral lessons from Steven Universe
I mean, I know that's what the show intends, but that still doesn't mean you should.

Steven Universe taught me that you can kill rocks with your cock

In the comics she's mad thirsty for him. I'm convinced she took his virginity

Better, but certainly not the best.

So am I.

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INCEST!

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yes

I wish it happened in X-Men Evolution at least, they seemed to be around the same age.

This is good, but only if Janna goes thrwoigj some character development to stop being such an autistic, invasive, unpleasant, feminist bitch. As she is, she deserves to be alone.

The best

Get out

It's perfect, they both deserve each other.

I have a new ship now

Bumping with some high impact nut brown Elf on pale white Mudboy action.

bump.

>right in the heterochromia
That's like three books before the eye swap happens

Also what's odd about Holly/Artemis? It starts at a weird place with the kidnapping and everything but the rest of their relationship is standard "friends forged in fire" fare. Even the age gap is pretty normal - it's not that unusual for Fey folk to go after human kids.

no

D'Arvit, I always forget they swap after Limbo. It's the impromptu ocular operation on Holly in the tundra that screws me up. Colfer sure likes eye stuff.

Also, I'd argue that (if/when by some miracle an AF franchise finally gets filmed) a lot of normies would probably find it odd... She's known him since he was a kid. That always strikes a lot of folks as sketchy, even when fantasy elements in full swing.

I've never seen anyone else who ships Kid Kaiju and Moon Girl. There isn't even any art for it.

Are you me?

I ship Stars since the pilot, user. I'm sure I'm not alone

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I see no centipeedle n Steven.

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Back when I watched SU I figured Steven and Lapis were gonna be a thing.

But I guess that'd be too straight for Sugar and her fags.

No, it'd just be too stupid. It's a crackship user, and it always was.

>crackship
>Steven was the first person ever to be nice to her
>willingly sacrificed the rest of her existence to protect him
>only gem at the time who hadn't basically raised him

>lapis loving anyone but jasper
why

It would take like 5 years to steven to be an adult and all gems are already phisically adults

>episode was about abusive relationships
>ended up being hot as fuck
Thanks SU for teaching me that problematic relationships are hot

Steven could be an adult any goddamn time he wants, and he'd be at least a bit more physically mature if the Gems didn't intentionally keep him mentally immature.

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I only like the idea of japerxlapis because then lapis could become someone that isn't a huge prick.
I can't stand most of lapis eps

None of that suggests romance. Plus, Lapis is basically an adult. And there's already Connie. I don't see how anyone could think there was a chance of them being together to be frank.

this and Buddyshipping are my otp