So what does her crotch look like?

So what does her crotch look like?

pure sex

a dick

I like to imagine something like this.

I think there's a canon answer/ explanation by the author. Heard it was like a part of a mussel or something.

My question is if she knew they were biologically incompatible and would make such a fuss about it then why would they even take their clothes off? Going that far and not trying anything seems like the worst time to pussy out.

soup drinker

She's still got a mouth, and maybe a butt hole?
Sure, you maybe can't have biological children, but at the same time this is comics and there's no shortage of super-geniuses that they could find some way to conceive, at the least in a test tube.

>Physique almost identical other than fingers and skin colour
>The alien bagina is too complex for human benis

Idiots. So you can't do sexual intercourse the traditional way.

I see a mouth. Blowjobs are a thing. Frankly, there are a lot of ways to make this fun for the man.

There has to be something he can do for her in return. Explore! This, and this alone, is why man first went into space in the first place: to sex green alien women.

Nobody said it was going to be easy, but by god man you have a duty to your species to figure this shit out. Every astronaut who died on the launchpad die to get you this far, don't let their sacrifice be in vain.

>So what does her crotch look like?
If you really must know, here is the only existing image of her crotch
I strongly suggest you don't open it

ops, here it is

>mussel

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Name of the comic ? I like the art style.

An user said the explanation was it was like a geoduck with venom tipped barbs at the end

I dunno, I think I'd put my dick in that if it came attached to that cute face and big tits.

Tech Jacket.

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>Dude immediately gives up on any kind of fucking despite how cute that alien is

Unless that guy isn't human this is completely unbelievable.

She could still suck his dick or do anal..

Tiny apertures like a spaghetti strainer, males have the pasta

Like Bert from Sesame Street.

Someone post the Nebezial comic about Superman's "claspers"

maybe, maybe he is just afraid.

She's got tits and a mouth

user, you are not supposed to look the vagoo at all times while making love, you look the tits, ass, eyes lips and sometimes the vagoo, but if it looks like that, you can skip that, also feet if you are a fucking weirdo.

you don't want to know what's on the other side

>>It's another episode with an Ayylmao Bagina that has spines, or looks like a hungry mouth with sharp teeth

>>Never shows what monstrosity the penis of the male looks like to survive such a vag.

Probably disposable, like how cephalopods do it
Or incredibly big and violent, like the ducks do

Either way, a human benis isn't going to be able to handle that shit

>Either way, a human benis isn't going to be able to handle that shit

That's quitter talk, user.

Would you fuck a girl if she had a cloaca?

I mean wouldn't that just be the same thing except with the anus inside the vulva?

what issue is that?

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what the fuck is wrong with the ocean?

I would fuck anything that want to be fucked and can be legally fucked

Wuss.

Goliath is very likely to be more than Eliza can take but I bet she sure as hell tried.

The universe is so big

I wonder idf at some point in time or maybe right now there is a super lucky guy who is dating or married an alien girl but of course he has o keep it a secret or the goverment could hurt his family

you would be able to sleep in the same bed with a girl with that as a bagina?
it probably FEED ON DICKS

You called?

She has a 24 inch long megacock that slowly extends from her body dripping in slime

She turned away knowing her incredible size would only embarrass him

wow not even a handjob
they must be so much in """"" love""""" with each other

I agree, people really forget about non-penetrative sex sometimes and think about penetration as the end all be all.

What the fuck is with the banner on the bottom? You fucking casuals put up with this?

Whatever it looks like, at least it's big.

Seeing all these threads , I kinda want more Tech Jacket.

It looks like this obviously

I believe the exact description was a geoduck with a xenomorph mouth at the end

(artists conception)

>not liking dickgirls

What a fag

... meh, I'd fuck it.

>pussy out
Rude. You know that is exactly the problem here.

If it is tentacles and he wussed out then he has terrible taste. Girls that have tentacled vaginas are top tier

Name of the book?

GUESS I'LL GO GAY FOR DICKS NOW.

Cowardly motherfucker.

Tech Jacket, apparently.

I mean, if the mouth at the end is big enough

I mean, that's presumably how it functions - fitting snugly over the male organ to ensure all fluids are successfully transferred.

She could have a vagina like a duck. Or maybe her species has absurdly thin dicks on their males or something. Maybe her interior vagina is at a perpendicular angle and a human penis just can't curve that way without breaking.

Vaginas are disgusting. This is why you leave the lights off.

I would still fuck it.

Bigger than his

The problem being, of course, that the whole point of this was to make them physically incompatible. I mean, for the guy he might look askance, but if her geoduck vag is suppose to work like that, his dick shouldn't cause her as much consternation as it does in the page OP posted.

It's also made completely moot by the fact that he apparently somehow has three-ways with the princess and her other lover

It's like the writer couldn't make up his mind.

does she shit? she has an ass, boom its fun time.

Well surely she has an asshole right?

>There's no way we can
Well that doesn't mean you shouldn't try.

And he could suck her dick or do anal.
There's no reason they can't make it work.

i took the mollusk tongue alien head thing, colored it green, and put it sorta where it would go, and looking at it all together. Yeah I'd definitely give it a go. As long as she doesn't secrete acid or something that'd make my dick fall of.

what issue of tech jacket is this one?

Sort of. The writer was someone else, but Kirkman had the executive veto to make it this way the first time around.

Is it gay if she has a geoduck, Sup Forums?

You know I've seen all kinds of doujins and porn comics with women taking all manner of alien, monster cocks with odd shapes and sizes. Man up. And put your cock in her weird looking slimy hole

he could be the first to suck off a xenomorph’ its gay if you dont try

This is so retarded. It's not consistent at all. Geldarians are an alien race extremely close to humans by all accounts. They eat the same kind of food, they have the same gender appearances, but for some random reason they have wacked out alien genitals that apparently can't take a dick. Then they agree to have an open relationship, and Zack fucks bunches of alien chicks during the Viltrumite war. They were compatible, for whatever reason? And then his girlfriend strikes up another romantic relationship with another Geldarian female, which is not what they agreed to at all.

This is just dumb.

This quitter mentality is why Invincible took over. You know he would find a way.

When in doubt, just rub your dick on it. People act like dry humping isn't hot, but they're wrong.

Just fuck her mouth and then use a dildo on her so she gets off too.

You don't want to know what that's shaped like.

It's bestiality. It's only gay if it's a male geoduck, which tend to be the little ones.

But user also makes and important point. Failing to fuck the unknown is a bitch move and pure cowardice.

If whatever the hell that thing is was attached to her body, I would bot hesitate to put my dick in there.

Dry humping gets tiring eventually.

If it's anything like how it works on earth, it's a series of little hands or suckered that hold the teeth/spines back with an extra long sucker that goes into the hole and barfs up sperm.

There's plenty of weird dicks on Earth; why don't super kinky nympho aliens have duck-ginas so they can have tons of crazy sex, but only line up the right vaginal passage for the guy she likes the most?

I assume you slide you dick in the mouth, it slowly inches it's way to the base, and they rythmically contracts while pulling you close to her until you both cum. You're basically docking and then either she or you hump til climax.

I'd miss the closeness, but think of the amazing sex acrobatics.

I mean it's not like you couldn't still be close, obviously it rules out a lot of positions, but it'd be great for face-to-face spooning.

His dick is a bobbit worm.

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just a big nonsensical wad of eyeballs toenails and teeth

This is miss Martian right? Can't she just change her appearance so they would be compatible or whatever? What issue is this from?

Probably a something like a split walnut

No, this is a character from Tech Jacket.
>Boy meets Alien Princess
>Boy and Alien Princess fall in love
>Alien Princess apparently has weird geoduck dick thing for genitals
>Boy and Alien Princess immediately give up on any hope of experiencing intimacy with one another after a five second glance at each other's naughty bits.

>you find out that your alien waifu has a huge freakish alien cock
>she wants you to try and fuck regardless
>turns out her species has the female inserting their cock-like genital inside the male
>you'll have to get your asshole reamed to hell and back by her monstrous cock for the sex to work
>you'll never shit the same again

can't blame a guy for quitting.

She still has a mouth doesn't she? This is just the mermaid problem applied to a humanoid alien.

Dammit you're reminding me of that time I tried to think of different alien reproductive organs.
Ihad a pretty good one too but I totally forgot it.

So worth my subscription.

But he must say "You're beautiful"
IT is the golden rule.

Can't they just dry hump or something?

>dating a girl that can turn into a monster alien man with a monster alien cock if you piss her off

Robot had it pretty bad as well

remind me again what fictional alien races are confirmed fuckable, this is important

right now i only remember
>kryptonian
>Sayajin
>Tamaraneans?

Exactly - Zach is a fucking quitter.

Nolan and Thragg fucked mantis girls. Oliver sucked a giant lobster woman. The fact that Zach immediately gives up with a woman who is like 99% humanoid is an insult to humanity's creativity and persistence.

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Anythings fuckable if you try hard enough.